Draco

[anna-scribbles]

some miscalculations were made 

idea, as usual, completely belongs to @sha-nwa​ 

[draco0xd]

XD that would be a really good chapter

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

[draco0xd]

Something all artist an relate

[theminiummark]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[siderealscion426]

[orbsdotorg]

This was my actual favorite part of working in a theater. People would come in and use a string of words no human had ever uttered and I’d have to be like “ohhhhkay let’s parse this out.”

[yunisverse]

When we had Moonlight: Moonshine, Moonrise, Midnight, Nightlight, Nighttime, Twilight

My favorite in recent memory, though: “The Big Sick” = “The Fat Bad”

[biglawbear]

Don’t… Don’t movie theaters have…the names of the movies… Right… There?

[gemstonechronologist]

Ah, see, the problem here is that you’re making the common mistake of assuming people bother to read anything. At all. At any given point. When in the presence of customer service worker.

[tallgirl14]

This is all so accurate, but I think I messed then up more than the customer some days

Me:what you guys seeing today

Customer: BFG

Me: oh cool Big Fucking Giant cool theater 3

Manager: megan!! It’s friendly

Me: oh shit

~~~~

Customer hands me there tickets and the movie was “ Clemency” and you know what I said yep that’s right I called the movie “Chlamydia”

Uncut jems became uncle Jim

[radiosilenced]

in honor of the inauguration.

[garfield-the-dealswarlock]

@ everyone asking me the Lore behind cybersex joe biden

[abronamedsuad]

Student Loans, You've Got Me By The Balls - Charles Cornell

[goodyprostate]

[tallgirl14]

Me every post 🤣🥲

[jason-todd-rh]

[moringmark]

[moringmark]

[draco0xd]

That looks canon

[moringmark]

[moringmark]

[draco0xd]

And that's why it is a bad idea to go in a double date with your ex

[moringmark]

[draco0xd]

Esa si es una referencia

[moringmark]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

[marchqueen-deactivated20161002]

IT’S BACK

[lady-dirtbag]

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

[2ndratewig]

ITS BACK 

[trumpetnista]

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

[kcgarcia12-deactivated20250209]

This is just funny

[dognoselover]

im calling myself out on this one

[tallgirl14]

got put on blast lol

[30-minute-memes]

Brutal

[publiusmaximum]

They posed together like that for _hours_

[gunitnekoh]

she laughed that long