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I canât believe the classic âMOM HOLY FUCKâ comic was actually made by the PnF crew this entire time
this post just changed my whole life
Same mood
This was drawn by C. H. Greenblatt. Aka a former storyboard artist for Spongebob and the creator of Chowder
Iâm OBSESSED with this post. Fucking iconic
i realized this was also lost in the fall of the CH website so
since itâs That Time of Year again, iâm just gonna bring back my Every Christmas TV Rom-Com comic
Gradientastic wedding gowns by artist Taylor Ann LinkoÂ
I wont lie. Today was kinda hard. And I donât always feel like Iâm supposed to be here. But when things got tough, my friends helped me out. I think youâd like them. Te extraño tambiĂ©n, mami. One day Iâll tell you all about this.
Reasons Why I Play Assassinâs Creed: A Pie Chart
Jacob being a mood part two
JACOB FRYE in Assassinâs Creed: Syndicate (2015)
Jacob being a mood part one
Ezio is in my opinion one of the best assassin (or just the best) in the franchise but a vast majority of assassinâs creed fans need to s t o p with the âEzio was betterâ. So annoying
Sorry for my english :(
Two Assassins. Equal in height. One female, one male. Two decades old, and those devilish smiles. You must be the Frye twins. FRYE TWINS in Assassinâs Creed: Syndicate (2015)
Me when I stutter on the phone during a business call
Me when i ask for real spicy and not white people spicy
Me when I step in a puddle and I feel the water penetrate my socks
Me when my friendâs 90 pound dog stomps on my nuts
Me when hâ wait, what?
Oh! Iâm sorry! I misheard. I thought you said âMe when my friendâs dog stomps on my 90 pound nuts.â
If i had 90 pound nuts do you think iâd be here? Clowning in this shit hole? Iâd have a house of gold. A car of jewels. Lingerie forged with meteorite and silver coins. Dont be so naieve
Assassin`s Creed
AC Headcannon: Reader doesnât like dressing like a girl, and the guys donât care!
Jacob Frye
You dressed in womenâs clothes to keep up appearances with your prissy family, who viewed your hobby as unladylike, thatâs how you and Jacob met.
He thinks your cheating on him when he finds a set menâs clothes that arenât his in your closet.
Seems to believe you when you tell him that they belong to (Lazy/clueless male relative) who drops his laundry off sometimes to be washed.
Catches âYour side manâ sneaking out of your back window.
 Is confused at first because heâd been spying on your house all day, And didnât see anyone except you go in.
Chases then tackles the guy with demands of how long this has been going on for? and to stay away fromâ âY/n?!?!â
Has near out of body experience when he realizes heâs sitting on top of You; Hidden blade aimed at your neck!Â
Immediately backtracks and gets off you! and starts apologizing!
You explain that you like dress menâs clothes sometimes because you feel more comfortable in them-blah blah.
Not really paying attentionâŠHe accidentally ripped some of you shirt buttons off when he tackled you, soooooâŠÂ Boobs.
He gets it though. Menâs clothes are pretty great! theyâre warm, baggy and no thereâs corset squeezing your guts to oblivion, and you have pockets!
Will tease you sometime by slipping his hand down your back pockets and squeezes your butt!Â
Stifles a laugh when you squeak! loud enough for Evie and Henry to look at you bemused, causing you to stutter and fumble trying to explain yourself.
Would soo get Kinky with it! Role plays as a the notorious gang-lord who just found out his right hand man was really a woman, things get steamy.~Â
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Connor
Y/n was drinking and hanging out with Miriam and the other homestead women when truth or dare came up!
Y/n choose truth and Catherine drunkenly asked âwhatâs Connor like i-â Immediately switched to dare!
Cathy dared you to steal Connor robes and wear them!
And you did! Luckily he was outside in the stables checking the horses, so it was easy!
Connor wasnât happy when he found his robes missing! immediately went to work tracking the thief!
It certainly wasnât hard for him to figure out who did it, your perfume still lingered in the air. But he was curious as to why you stole them?
He got his answer⊠When he walked in on you in his robes and the women cheering, before noticing Connor standing behind you and went dead quietâŠ
You were obviously confused and looked around at the stunned faces, before turning to see Connor gawking at youâŠ
Cue an awkward staring contest as said assassin eyes you in his robes, heâs seen you in menâs clothes before. But seeing you in his clothes the robes they were too large on you, your hands werenât visible, the hood almost covered your entire face!..you were adorable.
 It made Connor feelâŠHot. Very,very hot.
The native man leaves without saying anything, Y/n follows thinking sheâs upset him.
In actuality he didnât want you to see his face red as tomato!Â
Heâs about ready to jump to the cold lake, when youâve caught up to himâŠ
Letâs say when Achilles woke up from his nap in the library, He nearly jumped out of his skin seeing Connor sitting on the opposite couch reading, with this whimsical smile on his face, he informed the old man his chores were done and to try not to make too much noise. "Y/n is Very tired~â he chortled before returning to his book.  Â
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Arno Dorian
You were a pickpocket poor guy, He thought you were a short slim man, who suddenly kissed him out of nowhere, while youâre friend nicked his coin-purse.
Canât stop thinking about it, has existential-crisis about his sexuality after that encounter, Starts seeking you out.
You stole from him a second time.
This time Arno got a look at you. Your body and voice were very feminineâŠ. Â
Arno chases you halfway across the city, demanding his money back! He loses you eventually.
Few weeks you did it again! He chases you, loses you. You do it again! It becomes sort of game between the Assassin and thief!
Finally found out you were female when during one of these chases, You fell into the river Seine!
Without even thinking Arno jumped in after you!
Helps you to shore rubs your back as you cough up water.
Stops suddenly.
Heâs fixated on your shirt. your soaked white shirt that was now see through and showing Arno a nice view of 'the goodsâ
Snaps out of his stupor takes his jacket off and drapes over you, cheeks red while glaring in the direction of their audience.
Takes you back to the cafe while actually asking what your name was, might as well get to know the girl heâs smitten with. Â
Definitely wants to see what youâd look like in his clothes.
Not disappointed, Of course they looked way better on his floor.
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