little boy sweetums

beanie • 24 • he/they known goofy goober and zoologist

[gaskarth-moved-deactivated20230]

lala

[theinformationcollector]

TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

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[blurrymango]

Jesus ffucking christ bro.

[kawaii-pigeon]

Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…

[gearboxpraexology]

Then we’ll all say it together

F

[anjew-jackson]

O

[nemo-the-goat]

R

[anjew-jackson]

F

[dogsagainstbenitojuarez]

R

[geminiagentgreen]

O

[anjew-jackson]

D

[facelift90]

O

[anjew-jackson]

[spooksier]

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

[spooksier]

[spooksier]

in our defense this is oil

[littleguysdaily]

[legendofthepenis]

and you’re searching for what can never be the same

[angelicguy]

me to my uncle every time he gets paid

[angelicguy]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

holy fuck twin boo boo horn attack instant fatality

[strangepoyo]

[elksewer]

oh oo ohhh ooo oh

[innerchildabortionclinic]

i'm obsessed with this genre of wojak, like the one that makes whoever created it look like the deranged one in the argument

[innerchildabortionclinic]

other example

[postalswag]

[charl0ttan]

weve all got that one atheist whos amazing

[charl0ttan]

weve all got that one nostalgia whos critic

[apolladay]

at what age did you first join tumblr, and how long have you been on the site?

12 or younger, <6 years

12 or younger, 6-10 years

12 or younger, 11+ years

13-17, <6 years

13-17, 6-10 years

13-17, 11+ years

18+, <6 years

18+, 6-10 years

18+, 11+ years

kinda arbitrary brackets, i'm obviously making a guess ab where most responses will fall but we'll see if it pays off

at what age did you first join tumblr, and how long have you been on the site?

12 or younger, <6 years

12 or younger, 6-10 years

12 or younger, 11+ years

13-17, <6 years

13-17, 6-10 years

13-17, 11+ years

18+, <6 years

18+, 6-10 years

18+, 11+ years

Voting ended onOct 20, 2025

kinda arbitrary brackets, i'm obviously making a guess ab where most responses will fall but we'll see if it pays off

[legendofthepenis]

do i still have any fan and phil mutual on here . how y’all doin …

[segamascott]

[myrfing]

imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

[j4gm]

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

[sightofsea]

love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

[curiositypolling]

How many divorces have happened in your family? for this just look at parents, grandparents, and aunts and uncles related by blood if one person has had multiple divorces they all count

0

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10 or more

complicated answer

Voting ended onSep 20, 2025

[hotvampireadjacent]

I got a planet fitness membership and the girl was like “ok now download the app” and I felt so violent no more apps!!! So I said “um…. Is there a way to not do that I hate downloading more apps on my phone” and she gave me a lil key card. Tried to pull a fast one and force me to use vile app