Dr. Advice

You're here at the place that you might've been looking for, but probably not, and that's okay

[knightbreak]

I am become Bastard, Destroyer of Patience

[your-mind-is-mine]

Some publicity for an artist friend

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[knightbreak]

My thoughts are only the ads between the songs on the playlist inside my hear

[knightbreak]

Mr. Meaty is the antithesis of Veggietales

[knightbreak]

Anxiety?

Um, I think you mean my enhanced thinking speed disease.

[knightbreak]

Mouth to mouth CPR is just a makeout fight between Life & Death

[knightbreak]

I am so SO very tired... I wish I were a knife-wielding crow in a middle school Scholastic Book Fair instead

[inatt]

HELGA | INTO THE LIGHT

Nothing’s working out today, but at least Helga’s new EP is amazing.

[deathtokillian]

It’s Monday did you take your medicine ?

[deathtokillian]

It’s Tuesday did you take your medicine ?

[deathtokillian]

It’s Wednesday did you take your medicine ?

[deathtokillian]

It’s Thursday did you take your medicine ?

[deathtokillian]

It’s Friday did you take your medicine ?

[deathtokillian]

It’s Saturday did you take your medicine ?

[deathtokillian]

It’s Sunday did you take your medicine ?

[plasticstrawsmuggler]

This actually reminded me to take my meds, thank you

[knightbreak]

Can I get uuhhh...goose specifically evolved to headbutt?

[knightbreak]

I mean I'd LIKE to get hit by a car, but I just don't leave my house enough for that to happen

[knightbreak]

This is Miller, he’s my sweet baby boy and I love him

[knightbreak]

This is fucking HORRIFYING

[knightbreak]

PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN

[knightbreak]

SPAGHETTI👏SHOULD👏NOT👏BE👏SWEET👏

[axelinabox]

For the 3rd year in a row I’m seeing people give Netflix’s A Series of Unfortunate Events a try and then get disapointed/angry that nothing good ever comes out of it that everything always seem to go wrong for the Baudelaire and I’m just… if only someone, anyone…. had warned them

[naturelidragon]

me: *is repeatidly told by the story itself that it doesnt end well, has a title sequence song that is just about how one should stop watching immediately because it’s sad, the narrator, each episode, tells me that i have an option of not watching it and proceeds to wait a few seconds for me to leave*

A Series Of Unfortunate Events: *isn’t a happy story*

me:

[hurleyquinnzel]

Show: *is called A Series of Unfortunate Events*

Unfortunate events: *happen*

Us: