sadness.

34. bi. any pronouns. 🏳️‍⚧️trans🏳️‍⚧️ ALL I WANNA DO IS FEEL LESS BAD BUT I CAN'T 1312. TERFs fuck off.

[funnypages]

The birth of Trinity

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

(Stamps on the sand baby until its dust)

W H O O P S :D

[storybookplotholes]

I like the WMM reference

[storybookplotholes]

I should sleep.

But I can’t help thinking…

How much work would it take to convince the US President of _______?

My ideas:

-The Daily Planet is the biggest perpetrator of fake news

-HYDRA is a bigger threat than ISIS

Feel free to chime in with other creative ways to undermine the President’s ego by convincing him that these fictional things are real.

[storybookplotholes]

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Someone needs to ask him what his foreign policy for securing a trade deal with Wakanda is

Latverian Immigrants are illegally coming to the US fleeing the dictatorship in that country what is he going to do about this situation

Ask him if it’s true he’s considering Henry Peter Gyrich for a Supreme Court position

[storybookplotholes]

I love these.

Another:

Convince him to pardon James Buchanan Barnes of all crimes against the United States

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Ask him if he knew about Wolfgang Strucker’s use of US government funds in illegal operations in Sarkovia

[storybookplotholes]

“Mr. President, what are your plans for getting Zydrate off the streets?”

[storybookplotholes]

Mr. President, what are your plans to deal with the Jennings family of Russian sleeper agents?

[storybookplotholes]

Not ten years later and the man is convinced immigrants are eating pets.

[storybookplotholes]

It keeps getting worse.

[storybookplotholes]

I should sleep.

But I can’t help thinking…

How much work would it take to convince the US President of _______?

My ideas:

-The Daily Planet is the biggest perpetrator of fake news

-HYDRA is a bigger threat than ISIS

Feel free to chime in with other creative ways to undermine the President’s ego by convincing him that these fictional things are real.

[storybookplotholes]

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Someone needs to ask him what his foreign policy for securing a trade deal with Wakanda is

Latverian Immigrants are illegally coming to the US fleeing the dictatorship in that country what is he going to do about this situation

Ask him if it’s true he’s considering Henry Peter Gyrich for a Supreme Court position

[storybookplotholes]

I love these.

Another:

Convince him to pardon James Buchanan Barnes of all crimes against the United States

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Ask him if he knew about Wolfgang Strucker’s use of US government funds in illegal operations in Sarkovia

[storybookplotholes]

“Mr. President, what are your plans for getting Zydrate off the streets?”

[storybookplotholes]

Mr. President, what are your plans to deal with the Jennings family of Russian sleeper agents?

[storybookplotholes]

Not ten years later and the man is convinced immigrants are eating pets.

[espanolbot2]

New Sherlock Adaptation Confirmed At The CW (But There's A Twist)

Sherlock's back with a new sidekick.

The mystery thriller series SHERLOCK & DAUGHTER puts Sherlock Holmes (David Thewlis) out of his comfort zone, mysteriously unable to investigate a sinister case without risking the lives of his closest friends. Enter: young American Amelia (Blu Hunt, “The Originals,” “The New Mutants”). After her mother’s mysterious murder, she learns her missing father may be the legendary detective. Despite wildly different backgrounds and attitudes, the pair must work together to solve a global conspiracy, crack her mother’s murder, and find out for sure if she really is Sherlock’s daughter. International Emmy® Award-winning Dougray Scott (“Batwoman,” “Crime”) also stars as Holmes’ nemesis, Moriarty. From Starlings Television Distribution, Albion Television and StoryFirst, SHERLOCK & DAUGHTER is led by showrunner and executive producer James Duff (“The Closer,” “Major Crimes”) and is created, written and executive produced by Brendan Foley (“Cold Courage,” “The Man Who Died”). Micah War Dog Wright (“They’re Watching,” “First Nations Comedy Experience”) and Shelly Goldstein (“Cold Courage,” “Laverne & Shirley”) are writers on the series. Karine Martin, Chris Philip, Peter Gerwe, Dominic Barlow and Ivan Dunleavy also serve as executive producers, along with Escapade Media.

Uh huh.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I can't wait for the twist where she's actually the daughter of Moriarty and a clone of Sherlock but a female clone because no homo

[keeper-of-the-flames]

The CW got rid of its superheroes for this?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I dearly hope this is going to be Riverdale levels of unhinged :D

[keeper-of-the-flames]

I’ve only heard stories of how wild that show was.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I.....hmmmmmmm.....I was gonna say I recommend it but its more accurate to say "I think everyone should experience it in some form" because its not remotely good in any way but its also amazing in how...RIVERDALE...it is :D

[queenanthai]

I can only say that it is, quite simply, the only show that gets exponentially more bananas with each successive episode.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I do love how its reaction to people who both loved and hated it and who were both like "What the fuck am I watching" was to go "You ain't seen nothing yet"

[storybookplotholes]

The CW got rid of their superheroes for this and a literal show about Jesus Christ... which I also hear is great, but unless it's gay then I don't want it.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Every single day of the Silver Age Superman's life is a window into a world of utter fuckin lunacy and I love it :D

[lazuligravefield]

he heard superman talking shit about his lioncloth

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Superman: I'll take a trip to this planet and leave my costume laying around while I'm there

It'll be fine

Caption: THE NIGHTMARE ORDEAL OF SUPERMAN

(It's Always Sunny theme plays)

[storybookplotholes]

Clark. What are all those muscles for?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

You can still fight him with your regular human strength O.O

[storybookplotholes]

Maybe his powers come from the costume, and that's why he wears it under all of his outfits?

Like a super-powered never nude!

[fandomsandfeminism]

Fun fact: anytime you hear a story that boils down to “and then some ABSOLUTE FOOL sued this totally innocent megacorporation for assloads of money AND WON! Can you believe it? Ridiculous. Some people, right?” 99 times out of 100, the corporation super fucked up, the plaintiff 100% deserved that money,.and you’ve just been fed corporate propaganda.

[junitpachet]

… Even that one time someone walked into a glass wall at apple?

[fandomsandfeminism]

Apple Settles Glass Wall Case Out of Court - USGlass Magazine & USGNN Headline News

Apple Inc. has settled a case related to an 82-year-old woman who allegedly sustained injuries when she walked into a glass wall at the comp

The one where an 82 year old woman broke her nose because Apple hadn’t followed proper safety and building regulations. Where this same door that, again was violating safety codes, had already injured other guests and the store hadn’t fixed it. Because they wanted that sleek aesthetic.

Yes, even that one. (Also it was settled out of court and Apple paid her the money she asked for. So.)

[thenilofernoorulain]

The only exception is the guy who sued Redbull because it didn’t give him wings…

[notajerusalemcricket-deactivate]

no that one too. red bull was sued because their marketing for all of time, including the slogan, gives off the idea that its a potent energy drink (which it isnt. i mean it has caffeine but not a Special amount.)

when asked, they doubled down, and constant marketing of something as an Energy Drink when its really not is false advertising.

of course when making Clicky Headlines, news sites reported it as

uh

this

Red Bull Will Pay $10 To Customers Disappointed The Drink Didn’t Actually Give Them 'Wings'

Red Bull settles class action lawsuit.

[thenilofernoorulain]

What the fuck!?

[notajerusalemcricket-deactivate]

lmao

[notajerusalemcricket-deactivate]

id like to note a quick rule of thumb

if, in these types of “ridiculous” cases, the plaintiff wins against MegaCorp Inc. for a huge amount of money, whoevers telling this information is misrepresenting their case.

if that last one was actually about sprouting wings, redbull woulda just laughed it off, and the court wouldnt enforce anything

[worddevourer]

Ultimately, the rule is this: A big company will always have effective lawyers. If those lawyers cannot worm their way out of culpability for the company, then whatever they end up paying out is probably still less than it should be.

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

if the lawyers can’t cover their ass, A) it was a MASSIVE ass, and B) the marketing team will

[profeminist]

Source: "Cunk on Earth is a British mockumentary television series produced by Charlie Brooker. The series stars Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk." - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunk_on_Earth

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Every single day of the Silver Age Superman's life is a window into a world of utter fuckin lunacy and I love it :D

[lazuligravefield]

he heard superman talking shit about his lioncloth

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Superman: I'll take a trip to this planet and leave my costume laying around while I'm there

It'll be fine

Caption: THE NIGHTMARE ORDEAL OF SUPERMAN

(It's Always Sunny theme plays)

[storybookplotholes]

Clark. What are all those muscles for?

[gilmourlover]

Debbie Harry ~ Blondie ~ 1978

[thefirsthogokage]

DUUUUUUDE! Get it South Korea!

South Korean actors in Netflix originals want better pay. The company refuses to meet with their union

Netflix has provided immense opportunity for South Korean actors — but just for those at the top. The company declines to meet with the acto

That's the article directly. Please give it a read.

If South Korean actors and writers strike against Netflix, Netflix would be COMPLETELY fucked.

[ecrivainsolitaire]

If this spreads to animators it would halt the entire anime industry and severely affect the Korean and Japanese economies.

So let's get this ball rolling and fix some wage theft.

[smoothjazzdigit]

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

[funnypages]

Harley’s having fun

Harley Quinn #25

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

HARLEY IS ME :D

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Mood, Harley, mood.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Admiring two of Power Girl’s finest points :D

[keeper-of-the-flames]

They’re very good ones!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Harley: I am here for the plot >.>

BOTH OF THEM

<.<

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Her favorite kind of plot!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

M O O D

[prehistoric-faggot-deactivated2]

[helila]

[homoidiotic]

Max and Corissa Anderson, t4t couple photographed by Mariette Pathy Allen in the late 1990s and early 2000s (source) (watch them in Southern Comfort 2001)

[paracunt]

Paramore perform Running Out of Time featuring the security guard that was just vibing at Enterprise Center in St. Louis, Missouri (2023) via amayat1131

[molsno]

a lot of my egg behavior was genuinely really funny in retrospect. I once asked my friends "hey is it weird to be unable to experience any sexual pleasure when you look at porn without imagining yourself as the girl?" and everyone would just sit there speechless because I sounded insane. truly I have always been an agp girl

[slutty-little-catgirl-deactivat]

nooo this is me right now 😭

[molsno]

well I have good news for you. if you're fantasizing about being a girl all the time you can literally just be a girl it's really easy and fun

[murielsweddings-deactivated2023]

stopppppp im going to pass away just thinking abt this

[youngbloodbuzz]

#what a way to discover you have a priase kink

[champagne-vagabond]

When I got my first tattoo I told my rather beautiful tattoo artist that I refused to be a wuss and she said “Oh dont worry, if you squirm I will pin you down.”

And that lives in my head rent free.

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]