My Inner Demons

Posting advice that my inner demons whisper to me, for everybody

[knightbreak]

I am become Bastard, Destroyer of Patience

[your-mind-is-mine]

Some publicity for an artist friend

[knightbreak]

My thoughts are only the ads between the songs on the playlist inside my hear

[knightbreak]

Mr. Meaty is the antithesis of Veggietales

[knightbreak]

Anxiety?

Um, I think you mean my enhanced thinking speed disease.

[knightbreak]

Mouth to mouth CPR is just a makeout fight between Life & Death

[knightbreak]

I am so SO very tired... I wish I were a knife-wielding crow in a middle school Scholastic Book Fair instead

[inatt]

HELGA | INTO THE LIGHT

Nothing’s working out today, but at least Helga’s new EP is amazing.

[knightbreak]

Can I get uuhhh...goose specifically evolved to headbutt?

[knightbreak]

I mean I'd LIKE to get hit by a car, but I just don't leave my house enough for that to happen

[knightbreak]

This is Miller, he’s my sweet baby boy and I love him

[knightbreak]

This is fucking HORRIFYING

[knightbreak]

PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN

[knightbreak]

SPAGHETTI👏SHOULD👏NOT👏BE👏SWEET👏

[knightbreak]

STRAIGHT 👏 PEOPLE 👏 DO 👏 NOT 👏 HAVE 👏 GAYDARS 👏

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk. Have a problem? Kindly eat my ass and take your hetsplaining somewhere else

[knightbreak]

[knightbreak]

I’m so sick of seeing people share stupid shit like this with a caption that either everyone already knows already or no one really gives a shit just because it makes these basic ass people (especially a lot of basic ass white girls I know) think they look deep