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// Bee (they/them)// 22 years old // nonbinary lesbian // Aries // check out my wife @voidhacks !!!// judge, jury, and executioner at the University of U //

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[airplaner]

[thegeekgene]

Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened

"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"

"we don't read that shit"

"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"

That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT

[snarpreplies]

[natalieironside]

The pleasing and delightsome animal "dog" is a sort of bespoke pseudowolf engineered to hang out with you

[natalieironside]

other available pseudowolves include "fox" who shrieks in the night and "coyote" who is like if a wolf had a little brother who smoked weed

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[demigodjedi]

[nosebleedclub]

What do you believe in now?

[moldpuppy]

self preservation through love

[sleepdopesmoker]

chupacapra

[guillotinedream]

Chupacabra as well

[wiiwheel]

More of you should be concerned about the cackling witch rather than the Nintendo switch

[grunty-posting]

[rythyme]

done with the "came back wrong" trope. what about came back American

[rythyme]

THIS POST IS NOW ABOUT THE POPE

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[slitherpunk]

the more girls you add to a story the more yuri situations you're able to produce.... something to consider

[slitherpunk]

tip #2: if you accidentally added any boys into your story then they can become girls

[despair-the-zero]

we need less insane rat men in fiction. if you have an insane rat man character do everyone a favor and make him into a woman. we need more insane rat women. just real greasy nasty freaks

[mrscancelled-1]

[harperhug]

Video of a kitten at a vet’s office protesting loudly as it’s scooped from the floor. Another kitten turns around the corner and walks up to the camera, also protesting loudly for its friend. From here.

[borderlands-disorder]

[serenityfails]

[dykealloy]

I call this the create a new problem technique

[mychemicalraymance]

Lesbian fujoshi is a position not unlike a cultural attaché and should be considered a protected class