Another DA Incorrect Quotes Blog

Mostly Cole, because I love him.

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Cole: Truth or dare?

Dorian: Truth!

Cole: How many hours have you slept this week?

Dorian: . . . dare.

Cole: Go to bed, Dorian.

Iron Bull, from across the room: I like this game!

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*mermaid man voice* EVILLLL

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Cole from Dragon Age: Inquisiton, a digital drawing my sweet lil boyy

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[the-quasar-hero]

Me: what could be so bad that it warrants the use of that image?

The end: *happens *

Me:

[sleepy-sphinx-deactivated202012]

im begging you watch the whole thing

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This makes me viscerally angry

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

The gasp that fell from my lips- 😤

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I was like "okay hes gonna drop it or somth" but i. I DONT LIKE ITTTT

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My gloves at work make a squeaky toy noise when I squeeze my fists and I've spent the last hour repeatedly "squeek squeek"ing as I gaze into the abyss of the taco fryer

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I just. . . want Cole to give me a hug. . . is that too much to ask in this cruel world

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Vampires but they drink any bodily fluids aside from blood.

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Vampires but they suck MAJOR SCHLONG

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Cullen: I think we're missing something.

Josephine: Teamwork?

Inquisitor: Cohesion?

Leliana: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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The Iron Bull: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Sera: You were flirting with Dorian.

The Iron Bull: So what? He's my kadan.

Sera: You asked him if he was single.

The Iron Bull:

Sera: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.

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The Iron Bull: If Sera and I were drowning, who would you save?

Dorian: You two can’t swim?

Sera: It’s a hypothetical question, Dorian! who would you save?

Dorian: my time and effort.

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Solas: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

Sera:

Varric:

Dorian:

Everyone Else At Solas' Surprise Birthday Party:

Dorian: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.