South American Smooching Dragon

Nike/29/Demisexual (he/him)/Chilean/Christian Anarchist. Graduated Public Administrator with Specialization in Political Science. I have some severe ADHD-PI going on. Please talk calmly to me on dms and I will fix anything that might be wrong.

[xeansicemane]

I love how here on tumblr dot website we regularly cast the greatest curse we can muster on each other by pointing our long creepy fingers and intoning "10,000 notes" in a voice that carries the winds of the mountain with it.

[xeansicemane]

I might have made an error here

[theodoradove]

#here we have the classic case of tossing apollo's dodgeball in the air and standing directly under it as it comes down (via @qqueenofhades)

[xeansicemane]

I am eternally haunted by a moment of hubris, gotta be real.

[homunculus-argument]

Looking at junk fashion shops for DIY ideas and the way this harness is styled is. Intriguing.

What fucking event would you be going to while dressed like this.

[homunculus-argument]

okay quick quiz: which one did you assume the original post meant?

OP claims to not know what bondage harnesses are for

OP does not understand why one would combine a bondage harness with formalwear

Voting ended onMar 23

[jackironsides]

Local BDSM Club's Awards Night and you're on the short list for Most Improved

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

you've just started a new cater waiter gig and the dress code doesn't have any restrictions on accessories (yet.)

[homunculus-argument]

Outfit that says "I am about to be the reason why they'll add a list of banned accessories to the company dress code"

[omgthatdress]

BDSM Met Gala NOW!

[spacebughugs]

Someone told all the local knights and dragon slayers that the path to a dragon’s heart is through her stomach. Now half the knights coming to her lair immediately try to get eaten, only to realize too late that it’s really hard to use a sword while getting crushed by powerful dragon stomach muscles. The other half keep bringing tasty meals that are most certainly poisoned, but the dragon is immune to poisons. She breathes them out as her breath weapon after all.

Eventually she realizes it’s her girlfriend spreading the rumors to try to gift her some tasty meals. Clearly she was onto something, because the dragon falls even more in love with her

[elbiotipo]

y ahora vamos al breik de hidratación, unos mensajes de nuestros patrocinadores:

...y ahora volvemos al infierno, vamos vamos selección

[mentalhellonline]

[enki2]

[chayos-dragon]

AMAZING

[reluctantlyanimating]

skrunkly

[daylights-rain]

Casting spell of: boops you on the nose

[daylights-rain]

[dragongirlsweetie]

see my jumping

[dragon-butt]

yes you can brush my tummy fur but only if you're weird about it okay

[yorgen-sh]

[tony-hawks-prole-skater-2]

[xxrie]

That’s why you should never accept the excuse “Well it was a different time.” They knew it was wrong. They always knew.

[ayviedoesthings]

Thank you for asking Warframe yes maybe I am

[daylights-rain]

I think some of you need to be kissed until you cant breathe and fucked until you cant think and maybe then youll feel better

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

🥺

[very-gay-alkyrion]

[gay-little-izzet]

Attack for @littjara-mirrorlake of Xena!

I feel like every year I get better at maintaining artfight stamina. We’ll see how I do this year…