DETECTIVE PIKACHU;
send one for my muse's reaction!
âYou hear that? Somethingâs close.â âSee? This is what Iâm talking about. My heart is pounding.â âDude, I thought you wanted to, you know, hang out and relive the good old days.â âJust look at it. That is the perfect Pokemon for you.â âOkay, thank you, [NAME]. Thank you for that. Are there any other emotional truth-bombs you wanna drop on me?â âIâm worried about you.â âPlease donât put this all on yourself. No one should go through this type of thing alone.â âAre you trying to rob me, or just annoy me?â âSomethingâs rotten, and I'm gonna get to the bottom of it.â âOkay, okay, okay. Whoever you are, I know how to use this.â âOkay, Iâm gonna get a knife.â âOkay, bad idea with the knife. Iâll find something else.â âNo! No! Iâm not going in the trash chute.â âOh. Looks like someoneâs back in a good mood.â âYouâre adorable.â âItâs like destiny.â âItâs not destiny.â âYou want a coffee? 'Cause I could use a coffee.â âI could stop whenever I want. These are just choices.â âLook, Iâm a great detective. But I canât solve my own mystery if I have no memory.â âItâs the jellies. Itâs that thing, you know? You feel it when you really believe in something despite everyone telling you youâre wrong.â âNo, Iâm gonna go. Weâre done here.â âHold up a sec. Weâre gonna need each other.â âI donât need a Pokemon. Period. Got it?â âThereâs magic that brought us together, and that magic is called hope.â âOh, you feel it. You feel it in your jellies, donât you?â âThereâs nothing in my jellies.â âWeâre gonna do this. You and me.â âShould we talk about the fact that your childhood bed is a Pikachu bed?â âIâve never been so flattered and creeped out at the same time.â âUh, I was drinking that.â âJust step anywhere. Itâs only my lifeâs work.â âI can see why you were so excited.â âI was⌠[scoffs] Okay, I was not that excited.â âHey, again. UhâŚÂ Yeah, I know this seems weird but I actually needed to ask you something.â âThis isnât an office. Itâs a coffin with pencils.â âThe docks can be dangerous. Itâs not the sort of place you want to visit alone at night.â âIâm actually pretty good at being alone at night.â âThatâs not⌠Thatâs not what I meant to say. UmâŚÂ Iâm just gonnaâŚâ âWe need to get some ground rules if this partnership's gonna work.â âYouâre not my partner.â âMy problem is that I push people away and then hate them for leaving.â âHeâs saying you can shove it.â âReal cooking is about following your heart, not a recipe!â âAll I hear are consonants, and all I see are nipples.â âHere. Hold my hat. Iâm about to rock this place.â âWhat are you doing? What is your plan of attack?â âI forgot everything you said! I forget things, itâs what I do! I have amnesia!â âItâs not working. I forgot how to use my powers.â âAre you crazy? Get out of there!â âNo, Iâm not in denial! Iâm right, I know it!â âIt wasnât your fault. It wasnât anybodyâs fault.â âI havenât been really nice to you.â âWell, thereâs no such thing as âdaddy issues" without âdaddyâ.â âWhatâs with the sunglasses?â âThereâs nothing really casual about this.â âEh, that sounds like a waste of coffee.â âSo let me get this right. Weâre forced to listen to this spa music so your head doesnât explode and kill us all.â âHey, you put that down. I am not giving you a massage.â âI may have amnesia, but Iâm pretty sure this is the worst idea anyoneâs ever had.â âThis is no time for your stupid headaches.â âI officially hate this forest.â âThatâs a great fifth option. Letâs work on the first four.â âIâm here, partner. Iâm here.â âYouâre gonna be okay.â âYou have to go on without me.â âYouâre better off on your own.â âNo! No! I need you. Please.â âYou have to stay away. Itâs for your own good.â âNo. Iâm not letting you go.â âYou see? I canât help it. I hurt the people who need me. Thatâs who I am. Iâm sorry.â âYou tried to kill him!â âYou think you can stand in the way of the future?â âGive me your hand!â âI didnât need to defeat you. I just needed to distract you.â âIâm sorry. Iâm sorry I pushed you away just when you needed me the most.â âIâm just happy youâre back.â âMeet me later tonight?â âYou think I can stay with you for a while?â















