D.J. Beauvais

I'm pretty weird so you're in the right part of tumblr. ^-^

[caats]

[caats]

[caats]

[emwheezie]

Cats with knives.

[shirtsthatgohard]

[djisnotcool]

I love women

[yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

[the-wave-finally-broke]

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

[djisnotcool]

It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[djisnotcool]

I keep forgetting I have a Tumblr... I see Tumblr posts on TikTok so I'm here! Sup bitches!

[animatedtext]

requested by moonlessdusk

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[letsgetmetaphysical-physical]

Updog?

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

[upbeat music plays in the background]

“So this is my dog Mako. We think he was raised with cats initially, because he just loves to be on counters and elevated surfaces. I’ve never heard him bark, and he’s overall just a really weird little dude.”

[tiktoks-we-like]

[bob-artist]

I reach into my garbage can and locate my trash child.

[bob-artist]

For the record, Kit doesn’t *only* sleep in that garbage can.

He also sleeps here.

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[dust-princess]

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

[miraculous-writings]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

[lori-oh]

Me to the CW when they constantly remind me how many episodes of Supernatural are left:

[sokodraws]

Guppti Tamberooly 🎃

ye, today’s unus annus vid had me weirdly inspired 

don’t mind the messiness it took like half an hour to make lol

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[djisnotcool]

Got a pansexual flag! This is the happiest I have been, I always wanted a flag! #lgbtq🌈 #pansexuality #pansexualflag

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