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seattle | it/she | 29 | plural system, transfemme | banner akitamonster; avatar cinnamonSpots

[patrothestupid]

blocking the whole town traffic again hjrghbhjrg work for ArchiePaco and Onym, thanks !!

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[tooies]

*sniffs you* ohh wait hold on i think you're a yummy *takes a bite*

[pinetreepilgramage]

Jerma: no chat.. *laughs* I’m not gonna, I’m NOT gonna disavow StarClan and break the warriors code! I would never do that, who does that?

Jerma, a mere week later: Dark Forest Training Stream

[charl0ttan]

best time kf the week getting wizard high and wearing my girlfriend shirt that makes me feel like a girlfriend

[charl0ttan]

the girlfriend shirt in question:

[autisticwreckingball]

love the implication that girlfriend isn't a role or a gendered term but a state of mind

[charl0ttan]

this is the way

[hemipenal-system]

the fat ass and long wispy eyelashes are evolutionary advantages for the kobold

[hemipenal-system]

the long tongue that curls up behind their eyes like woodpeckers also both provides padding for their brain and makes them very good at giving head

[daylights-rain]

Basically evolved into the perfect creature to put into a maid outfit

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[sartres-keyhole]

there's a special kind of horror in realizing you've developed some sort of PTSD from the psychiatric system, and the only treatments available are The Fucking Psychiatric System

[fatestayyuri]

actually i think there should be more doujins of faceless WOMEN dicking down touhou MILFs #feminism

[fatestayyuri]

actually i think there should be more doujins of faceless WOMEN dicking down touhou MILFs #feminism

[dragongirlsnout]

y'know i don't really love how people use "butch" interchangeably with "handy"

[dragongirlsnout]

*north american approaching lesbian couple* so which one of you is useful and which one of you is the woman

[dragongirlsnout]

Sorry but the point of this post is that knowing how to drywall doesn't make me masculine, this is not a safe space to talk about your noble butch identity or whatever

[dragoness-witch]

God i love making pulled pork. yeah lemme just dry rub & chuck some pork butt in a vat with some strawberry & jalapeño (or cherry/habanero) vinegars, for 10 hours. Lemme get a bit delerious from the smell of delicious fucking pork in my apartment all day. Let me feast on some of the yummiest protein imaginable for a full week

[snoopylovessoup]

[cfrick]

okay everyone. ⌚👈

Tapping my claw impatiently.

[yourbigsisthatkissesyou]

Ereshkigal and Ishtar from Fate Grand Order ~💖

[daylights-rain]

If I have to hear one more dragongirl complain about her aching cloaca I am gonna lose it.

It's a holiday, loosen up, have some fun

Maybe come have a few sips of this drink I made for you

It'll uh, make you feel better and more relaxed

[daylights-rain]

Yes kobolds are close enough

[homoeroticjunoincident]

reblog to make prev stop having headaches