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20 he/him, she/her pfp by @rueghost

[inanna-76]

[flocksofcrows]

@dragonhead-minzi you should pin this :3

[jadedwoman]

I need big wobbly boobs on my face right now!

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

r u struggling w th summer heat ?? try a frost dragon's tongue inside u !!!!

[laurawful]

"lovedrunk" is a word She needs to use more. who wants to get loveplayed on.

[laurawful]

THATS RIGHT

[kaereth]

Dragon harpy chimera birdy FALIN!! I love her

[hemipenal-system]

dragons being light and optimized for flying means a dragon of substantial size can lay on you without crushing you

[septemberequinox]

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

[inkskinned]

Every day I handle more money than I will ever make. Every day.

At the start of my employment, my boss showed me videos of people stealing, and we both had a chuckle about it. How silly they were! There was a camera overhead, and it’s not to watch the shoppers. See, we can’t actually stop shoplifters. They get away with it maybe nine out of ten times. But we, who are watched and tallied and witnessed? We are always caught.

At first it was hard to hold one hundred dollars bills. An amount I had never seen before. An amount that didn’t exist in my household. It’s normal now. Here is something that is not for me.

“What the hell, I’ll take another,” says the man, pondering our 200 dollar watches. What the hell. Total comes to 580 and not even a flinch in his face. I have been working for 11 hours today and made only 110 dollars. It will go to my rent. Today I work for free, it feels. When I get my check, I will have 35 dollars left for food and saving.

The six hundreds he hands me go into the cash register. For a moment, I imagine having money. Then I put it away, counting out his change.

I know for a fact we sell our products for double what they are worth. That I could be making commission. That they could hand me those 580 dollars and change my life and not even mark the difference in their checkbooks. He’s not the only sale they make today, but I am the reason they made it. He’s not the only one spending 600 dollars, but if I hadn’t spent two hours with him telling me about his life, he wouldn’t have spent any. I go home. I don’t own a watch.

I have watched and rewatched a video on how to make salmon four ways. My shopping list is always the same. Pasta. Rice. Tuna. If I can afford butter it was a good week. I dream of the world I will never walk in, where I can throw the best fish fillet in the cart with a shrug. I hold hundreds in my hand and look up at the camera. I put them under the cash drawer.

I go to work. I scrap together my savings. I eat my bowl of rice slowly. My manager takes a paid week off from work just for his birthday. He owns a yacht. 

I’m not worth the cost of a watch.

[inkskinned]

i wrote this while i was working at orlando’s walt disney world parks.

i was part of their college program. i moved to the state for it. they legally owned the building i was living in and still charged me rent. i ostensibly was being charged to work for them. it was a 2 bedroom apartment and they placed 6 adult women in it in forced triples.

as many as one in ten disney employees have experienced homelessness while working for the company. despite huge efforts to unionize, strike, or otherwise demand fair treatment; disney has refused to increase employee quality of life.

disney admits publicly that a good portion of their success is because the employees (“cast members”) are dedicated, passionate, and selfless. this is never reflected in pay. even “face” characters (ie those that are princesses etc) make barely above a minimum wage.

at the time that i worked there, i made $8.50 an hour. at one point i was asked to create a human shield around a bag because a bomb dog had alerted to it. for eight fucking dollars an hour.

i now work a very cushy office job. i have bought the salmon and cooked it all four ways.

i go to the store. i am nice to the person behind the counter. she looks up at the camera while she counts out my change. there is nothing fundamentally different about her and i.

we are both worth more than the watch, anyway.

[veryprettydizzyy]

I think having a diplomatic meeting with the princess does sort of invite the idea of slipping some sort of intense hyper aphrodisiac into her meal and watching her squirm more and more as it kicks in.

That being said I am open to schedule a meeting for a new trade route.

[dragonhead-minzi]

Is it possible to classify xenomorph as dragons

I see no reason why not. Especially if a facehugger got its claws on something more draconic, like an alligator or something.

[vinci-the-dragon]

The Dragon is pretty sure it says BIG AND SCARY!

[thecutelilpuppyboy]

Dragon gf to her bf:

"Would you still love me if I were a wyrm?"

[sleepyjump]

[dragongirlmount]

as much as I like playing the part of the submissive dragon i still have an extensive control network and lightning fast reaction speeds, seeing millions of different things and processing stimuli. the subby part is just a break from all that

[escuerzoresucitado]

[pokeballvictim]

[transfem-supervillianess]

If you’re struggling with your goals in evil scheming against your enemies; consider employing mind control to turn your rivals into servants<333

[hail-the-villainess]

Redemption kink can be every bit as horny and sexual as corruption kink btw. Teach this body that has known only rage and pain and hate what it feels like to be touched with love.

[transfem-supervillianess]

As an evil villainess with certainly no intention to be redeemed, I’m reblogging this for no reason at all…

Now excuse my while I go wistfully sigh at the horizon of my evil empire while contemplating if I anyone could redeem me despite all I’ve done~