jamie

جميلة

[gardevoir]

[spacehunter-m]

[official-venom-snake]

*ascending slide whistle*

*descending slide whistle*

*several xylophone notes*

*wet “splat” noise*

“There!”

[mrchristmass1]

звуки секса с моей неудачной женой

[iamoutofideas]

[upschittcreek]

[angryegyptiann]

lmao good to know i ain’t the only one

[hazelbeewitched]

i like the idea of having a step-by-step schedule (like breakfast at x time, study at x time, etc.) but who’s gonna regulate that shit? me? that bitch is a toddler

[snapbackdad]

When you see a funny meme on social media only to realize it was posted by a corporation

[creampuffanatomy]

And Starlord was born

[hamburgerboogie-deactivated2016]

holy shit

[gilmoregirlsoutofcontext]

[blueraspberries]

she keep me worm

[parakeet]

the human life is a strained and tense one. i envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach… warmed by the sun… unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life… 

[badoptics]

do you need to talk

[parakeet]

i wish i was a croissant 

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

This video cured my depression

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned 12 camels were disqualified from a Saudi beauty pageant when a veterinarian was caught injecting their noses, lips, and jaw with botox to make them more attractive (x)

[screenshotsofdespair]

[eternally-nerdy]

The duolingo owl, cocking a gun in the distance because i havent practiced french in a few months

[goldeh]

[ja--mie]

“When someone tells you, ‘I love you,’ and then you feel, ‘Oh, I must be worthy after all,’ that’s an illusion. That’s not true. Or someone says, ‘I hate you,’ and you think, ‘Oh, God, I knew it; I’m not very worthy,’ that’s not true either. Neither one of these thoughts hold any intrinsic reality. They are an overlay. When someone says, ‘I love you,’ he is telling you about himself, not you. When someone says, ‘I hate you,’ she is telling you about herself, not you. World views are self views—literally.”

— Adyashanti  (via fyp-philosophy)

[ja--mie]

“The beauty you see in me is a reflection of you.”

— Rumi (via wordsnquotes)

[northgang]