Dragonittes

rachel |20| my URL isn't dragon titties

[vinduster]

[big-papa-huge-time]

This video pisses me off because everything about it is perfect. It’s extremely well shot and composed. Every decision that went into it from the choreographed sunglasses throw to the bass boosted Nickelback seems deliberate and incapable of improvement. 

Nothing I ever make will be better than 12 second long shitpost.

[fvck-it-memes]

If I ever stop reblogging this I’m dead

[babyanimalgifs]

Cows think that dog is a small calf

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

Yall: struggling to open your 3rd eye

Me: activates my 4th testicle

[greelin]

can you imagine not being human & just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? beautiful? by the water? unburdened? ideal

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything

[jonrkennex-deactivated20140422]

merry christmas to everyone who didn’t get presents today because their family couldn’t afford it and merry christmas to everyone who couldn’t make it home for the holidays and merry christmas to everyone spending it alone i want you all to know that i hope you all have a great great end of the year and i love you all and even if your holidays weren’t how you pictured them i hope you still have a good rest of the holidays and year

[chattermaxunderthesink]

“i’m sad and idk how to feel better”

“i don’t know what to draw”

“i always mess up”

“BUT I SUCK”

[rakubell-deactivated20180711]

LISTEN TO BOB ROSS.

[edwardspoonhands]

Bob Ross was paid $0 to make his series. He made a living giving lessons IRL and later selling his own line of paints and brushes.

[amisbro]

I apologize for not reblogging him as much but everyone needs this on their dash daily.  Seriously everyone needs this on their blog or wherever. Do they rerun this anymore or no?

[vale-priestess]

They have Bob Ross on hulu now. 

[swindle94]

And Netflix

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

when you change angles and lighting but your selfie still comes out ugly

[jncos]

Cobra venom isn’t poisonous. People just get freaked out when they get bitten by cobras and let their negative emotions do the poisoning for them. I’ve been bitten by dozens of serpents over the last fortnight and due to my positive attitude I am healthier than I have ever been in years.

[dwinkus]

banned words: spicy, boi, lewd, dank, spoopy, smol, waifu, loli, kek, any written twitch or betterttv emote (kreygasm, monkas). punishment: instant death

[mulderscullyfiles]

If you start season 7 episode 4 of The X-Files on December 31 at 11:16:20 pm, the first thing you’ll hear in 2018 is Mulder saying “Happy New Year, Scully”

[radicalposture]

this is barely edited

[mrskeeleyhawes]

[chappellandtheroans]

Rizzzzzzzzzzzo

[seraphsfire]

HELGA SINCLAIR

[tayzawa]

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[im-a-red-nose-reindeer]

I love this

[sweaterfemme-deactivated2025081]

i feel like we dont talk enough about how two of the most decorated female hockey players ever, one a former captain for team canada and the other for the usa, fell in love and had a baby together 

[sweaterfemme-deactivated2025081]

small gay sports baby

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

[falseknees]

I feel like you’re ignoring my question about this leaf