little horns!

(2)6 🖍 they/them 🖍 part-time kiddo, rest-of-time Caregiver :3 🖍️ @bambifur's caregiver! My stuffie's name is prince 🦌

[petulantpony]

has anyone noticed how good it feels to listen to what mommy says?

[vermilionstarlight]

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

[mommyneedsacigarette]

Mom saying "you've grown so much" while groping me everywhere

[nosdrinker]

i need constant attention and love because i’m four years old

[gondorrevealparty]

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

[sippyypup]

Little girl pup who uses her binky as a chew toy

[emotionaleating]

when someone doesn’t wanna tell me what i did wrong and suddenly i’m 8 years old wondering what i did to make my mom mad again

[esthermika]

plushie that age regresses... (nothing changes visually but it feels a little softer)

[boyphrodite]

please helping i am 11 years old and stupid

[yookikiku]

kyoko loving the teddy bear she got for Christmas so much she forgot it’s the year of the rabbit

[nevertoolucky]

steals your age and puts it in a box on a high shelf that you cant reach anymore because youre too small now

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Look down. Your pants were peed from the start

[dog-slime]

girls only want one thing and it's mama

[urxmommy]

Just because you pretend to be an adult during your 9-5 doesn’t change the fact that you’re just a little kiddo that needs diapers and attention

[urxmommy]

Just because you pretend to be an adult during your 9-5 doesn’t change the fact that you’re just a little kiddo that needs diapers and attention

[reallyseally]

puppies all adores to spread all their puppy spores

a puppy hivemind is a good thing you will find!!

[lobokoni]