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@smallnesses
has anyone noticed how good it feels to listen to what mommy says?
Having someone to make sit on the floor and play with my toys, no distractions, just little brain. Being given a silly toy phone instead of a mine when I ask for it, so I don’t get back to scroll and get triggered by the outside world.
« Today is little day, you know there’s no way out, this is for your health ».
I would whine at first, press the fake phone buttons while pouting and then process to play pretend I’m my dolls mama calling the daycare to say I’ll be there in a moment.
« That’s it sweetie, good job! »
sleeping in a crib would, um, it’d be really really good and special comforting and it would probably help a lot,
girl (me) with one of those beds that converts from a crib to a big girl bed for when you get older but still asks you to put the bars back up sometimes (most of the time)
less of a ‘asks to put the crib back up sometimes‘ girl and more of a ‘oh um my friends wanted to come over today, could you put it away just for a little bit so they don’t find out i still sleep in a crib ;;;‘
@ last reblog: grownupmoder would be an amazing url for anyone who wants it (but i already like this url too much)
if littlestrogen was real do u think we'd have the equivalent of boymoders
girl who looks to be in her early teens at most, getting books from the kid's section at the library and insisting they're for her little sister (they aren't)
stop calling it fauxcest and instead strive to make the familial bonds feel more real than the family you had before <3
you gotta do this
what's the point if you won't make it real y'know? call that girl your mom and mean it.
Being so puppybrained you lift your leg while peeing in your diaper. Your tendency to lift your leg all willy-nilly everywhere in the house is why you're in diapers in the first place
i need to be called kid casually among other slightly condescending things that remind me im being treated like something smaller
call me cliche but i’ll fall for a ‘you’re too little for that’ every time
If you have a little who has a bedwetting problem follow this 3 step process:
1. Praise them for bedwetting
2. Encourage them to bedwet more
3. Reward them for being a consistent bedwetter
Once they realize how good they are for being a bedwetter it won't be a problem anymore.
being talked to like a lil kid makes me feel so safe
getting a compliment about having cute kindergarten teacher vibes and deciding to lean into it, but i misunderstand the assignment and just end up asking all my friends every hour if they have to go to the potty
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