And now that all the polls are over... here are the NPCs from most to least smashable!
Arvelle - 90.9%
Galore - 87.9%
Merrigan - 86.1%
Glass & Gloss - 85%
Arlo - 84.1%
Fiona - 83.7%
Patches - 82.7%
Pinkerton - 77.8%
Sage - 77.2%
Scrying Imperial - 76.7%
Avery - 76.1%
Upsky Dan - 74%
Joxar - 72.8%
Crim - 72.5%
Windsinger - 72.5%
Shadowbinder - 72.1%
Roundsey - 71.3%
Marva - 69.9%
Tomo - 68.7%
Susie - 63.5%
Flamecaller - 60.9%
Spritfire - 58.7%
Baldwin - 58.4%
Luminax - 57.9%
Gladekeeper - 56.5%
Higgins - 55.6%
Stormcatcher - 55.6%
Earthshaker - 51.8%
Tidelord - 49.8%
Arcanist - 49.5%
Velya - 49.2%
Plaguebringer - 48%
Lightweaver - 47.3%
Swipp - 44.4%
Icewarden - 38.9%
Edgar - 32.7%
Pearl - 28.4%
Scribbles - 24.7%
Congrats to Arvelle for not only winning, but being the only one to get over 90%, which is even more impressive considering her poll was one of the most voted on too!
Also congrats to Sage for getting into the top 10 despite not being a dragon, and to the Scrying Imperial for getting into the top 10 despite not even having a name. And not a single deity reached the top 10, with the highest one being Windsinger at number 15! And Icewarden being the most unfuckable deity, which honestly, expected. ACAB. I really thought Plaguebringer would have done better though! (Especially since Luminax of all things got a majority smash! Didn't see that one coming.)
Swipp had a rather poor showing, we love dilfs unless they actually have kids I guess. And the disparity between Spitfire and the other two couriers...the allure of his edgy color combo gave him such an edge.
And 69% of you wanted to smash a piece of cardboard. Nice.
