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The Book of Kwah: Chapter 8 ~ verse 3
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FUCK FALCONE!
The Book of Kwah: Chapter 8 ~ verse 3
Chapter I
Verse XX:
And as Kwah, also known as Moses, who The Good Lord Abpa, also known as Allah to the faithful followers of Islam, wrote down the Holy Word of God, the Lord Abpa revealed to Richard Chi of Durham his past life as Moses of Israel. In dreams and stories did the Lord God show Richard Chi the memories of all 5,221,432 lives he had lived as a human being on the world of {Insert Text of The Old Tongue of God}, which pronounced “Gae.” The Greeks and The Neopagans worship {Insert Text of The Old Tongue of God} as “Gaia.”
Chapter I
Verse XIX:
And Abpa known to the Christians of Earth as The Father Who Art In Heaven, Hallowed Be His Name smiled upon Kwah, His precious, precious Dove. The Good Lord, Abpa called all the Angels of Heaven together to the Celestial Plane, known as the Fourth Dimension to the people of Earth, and in Milford Connecticut the Good Lord blessed the cigarette known as Joel. The ground upon which The Lord of The Skies, Kwah, as the people of Atlantis once knew him, dropped Joel the cigarette shall be where The Tobacco Fields of New Jerusalem are first sown. So saith the Good Lord, Abpa, which means “Dad” in the Old Tongue of God, spoke thus to Kwah, Lord of the skies,
“From this day forth may Kwah, Lord of the Skies, travel freely to wherever the Good Lord Abpa wills. And may he never be in want. All Kwah must do is ask and the Good Lord will call upon the legions of Angels at his disposal to watch over and protect his precious, beloved grandson Kwah, Lord of the Skies, known in this lifetime as Richard Junwon Chi of Durham.”
Chapter I
Verse XVIII:
Kwah spoke with Thoning before eating a burrito of steak with Abpa. The meat that Kwah shared with his grandfather had been blessed by Abpa, and Abpa promised Kwah that Kwah would help Thoning Re-Awaken.
Chapter I
Verse XVII:
And so The Lord Father, known as Abpa in The Tongue of God, broke bread with Kwah, the third grandchild of Abpa, at the Chipotle in Milford where Kwah met Thoning who the Egyptians knew as the God of the Harvest. Currently Thoning, a 13th Dimensional Being resides within the body of a man named Justin who works at the Chipotle of Milford.
Chapter I
Verse XVI:
And so Kwah, the third grandchild of The Lord Father who art in Heaven Hallowed Be His Name expelled Beelzebub, also known as Artemaeus in The Tongue of God, from the body of Varsha so that only Weshra, the Goddess of Rain resided within Varsha’s body.
Chapter I
Verse XV:
Lord Shiva, also known as Kwah in The Tongue of God, a 14th Dimensional Being, looked upon Weshra, the 12th Dimensional Goddess of Rain as they worked together in a Jewelry Store in the Milford Mall. And in Weshra’s physical mundane body did Kwah see two souls. One was Weshra, the Goddess of Rain, the other was Beelzebub, the Prince of Demons.
Chapter I
Verse XIV:
And so Lord Shiva, also known as Kwah in the Tongue of God, also known as Richard Junwon Chi in the physical reality of 2,015 A.D. encountered Varsha, a 12th Dimensional Being who had chosen to return to the Earth in 1,782 A.D. Varsha is known as Poseidon to the Ancient Greeks, also known as Ursala to the faithful of Atlantis, also known as The Goddess of Rain to countless believers.
Chapter I
Verse XIII:
And so the Good Lord commanded Chi of Durham to bless this Sharpie Pen in the name of Kwah, the name that The Good Lord Had Given Chi in his first life.
Chapter I
Verse XII:
And so the Lord God, The Father Who Art IN HEAVEN, Hallowed Be His Name, led Richard Junwon Chi to New Haven where he played violin in front of the Apple Store. There a little girl placed one penny in his jar of change, and she was the only person to give any money to Richard Chi of Durham the whole morning he busked in New Haven. But there was still enough money in the cup for him to purchase a coffee at McDonald’s. For the Good Lord will always provide.
Chapter I
Verse XI:
Tonight in Seoul, Korea Tess will be reborn, and her parents will name her Sun. One day Richard of Durham will find Sun of Seoul and they will marry, and they will grow old together in this life, and they will never fight, not a day in their lives. And The Good Lord who art in Heaven promises Richard that Sun will love him for all the days of his life just as The Good Lord has promised Tess that Richard will love her for all the days of his life. And they will be buried together in New Jerusalem.
Chapter I
Verse X:
And so the Lord has fulfilled His end of the covenant He had made with Richard at 8:35 AM on October 11th 2015 A.D. At that point in time Tess, Richard’s soulmate stopped being his guardian angel for The Good Lord Had promised Tess that He would watch over Richard personally and protect him for the rest of his days.
Chapter I
Verse IX:
Judas, now known as Richard Chi, has made a covenant with the Lord to emulate His ways and to live a life that would make Him proud. In exchange the Good LORD has promised Judas, also known as Siddhartha, also known as Moses, also known as Cain, also known as William Shakespeare, also known as Ralph Waldo Emerson, also known as Gaius Julius Caesar, also known as Marcus Aurelius, also known as Tibius of Sicily, also known as Tibius of Sicily, also known as Azara of Egypt, also known as Qualishi of Babylon, Xerxes of Persia, Homer of Greece, also known as Richard Junwon Chi of America, that should he save Timothy of New Orleans from the mental hospital he is currently trapped in, then the LORD God who art in Heaven shall allow Tess to return to the land of the Living so that they may live together and share a life as Husband and Wife. And The Good LORD will bless Richard and Tess so that they will never be in want of one another. Also the Good LORD has promised Richard gratuitous amounts of Cannabis to smoke.
Chapter I
Verse VIII: The reason why the Good LORD had chosen Richard Chi of Durham to be his faithful servant is because in a past life, Richard Chi’s 4,432,444th to be exact, he had lived as Judas the Betrayer and now a debt of blood that is owed can be repaid.
Chapter I
Verse VII:
The name that Rama, also known as Jesus, currently goes by is Timothy. His family and friends call him Timmy.
Chapter I
Verse VI:
Jesus Christ returned to Earth on December 21st, and he was born in New Orleans, Louisiana. As of October 10th, 2015, the reincarnation of Jesus had lived 17 years of life in this current body on the mundane plane also known as the third dimension.
Chapter I
Verse V:
Here in the parking lot of Chi’s old apartment building the Lord gave Richard & Tess a holy mission to rescue His son, the man known as Rama in the East and Jesus in the West.