i'm just a reject;

drake vause †

[thisbeava]

Chinese food and Frozen. Tonight is going to be a good night.

[drakefck]

Getting laid or stoned sounds like a better night to me. 

[walterhi]

Today in history, halfway through the Battle of Little Bighorn, George Armstrong Custer remembers he left his drawing room windows open.

[drakefck]

I'm just.. searching for a reason as to why you just fucking told me that. 

[nedkambridge-deactivated2020072]

Has anyone seen Candice? She wasn’t home this morning and she isn’t answering her phone.. Fuck.

[drakefck]

Probably dead.

[lilyminimoff]

"Armed and dangerous, ain’t too many can bang with us Straight up weed - no angel dust, label us “Notorious” Thug ass niggas that love to bust; it’s strange to us Y’all niggas be scrambling, gambling Up in restaurants with mandolins and violins We just sitting here trying to win, trying not to sin High off weed and lots of gin So much smoke need oxygen, steadily counting them Benjamins Nigga you should too, if you knew What this game’ll do to you Been in this shit since ‘92 Look at all the bullshit I been through! So-called beef with you-know-who Fucked a few females, fathered two Nigga, blue light, nigga, move like Mike, shit Not to be fucked with Motherfucker better duck quick cause Me and my dogs love to buck shit Fuck the luck shit, strictly aim No aspirations to quit the game Spit your game, talk your shit Grab your Gat, call your clique Squeeze your clip, hit the right one Pass that weed, I got to light one All them niggas, I got to fight one All them hoes, I got to like one Our situation is a tight one Whatcha gonna do: fight or run? Seems to me that you’ll take B Bone and Big, nigga: die slowly I’mma tell you like a nigga told me: "Cash Rules Everything Around Me" Shit…lyrically, niggas can’t see me Fuck it, buy the coke Cook the coke, cut it Know the bitch ‘fore you caught yourself loving it Nigga with a Benz fuckin’ it Doesn’t it seem odd to you? Big come through with mobs and crews Goodfellas down to the Mo’ Thugs dudes Who’s the killer, me or you?”

[drakefck]

Never have I ever wished the Trivium on a person so much in my entire existence. 

[bostonjfc]

Was that supposed to be an insult, papi? I’m far from being a bitch. I’m an angel sent from heaven, who has nothing but good morals.

[drakefck]

Was you dropped on your head as a child too much by your junkie mother?

[saulsux]

It’s so rare to find such a good soul in this world, amazing, congratulations. I’m so proud of you.

[drakefck]

Your appreciation means the world to me, Samuel. 

[rykerfloyd]

I do hope everyone is ready for National Fae Day tomorrow. Just… please don’t throw glitter in people’s eyes anymore - we have enough people in the hospitals.

[drakefck]

What the fuck are you smoking? 

[frickalyssa-deactivated20140823]

[drakefck]

Calm down, love.

[tfwlauren-blog]

It’s called living in the ghetto. Y’all white people don’t understand what it’s like. For real, every time y’all hear gunshots, y’all assume they’re fireworks.

[drakefck]

Sticking on a beanie that says swag or hot mess does not make you ghetto. It makes you a pretentious, attention seeking idiot. 

[bostonjfc]

Listen, jackass, I’ve called you daddy like… ten times. Besides — daddy and Drake; same thing, innit?

[drakefck]

Boston, bitch. Same difference.

[saulsux]

Don’t be such a fucking hypocrite, Drake. C’mon now, we both know that you’re aching to be the victim of all that. Chill, it’s alright. Your day will come.

[drakefck]

I just want to ride the dick of the person that has slashed so many annoying bitches. I owe them that, at least. 

[ripluca]

Maybe if you come enough, they’ll be so impressed they’ll let you go. I would, anyway.

[drakefck]

I've been told I'm fucking amazing with my tongue. Give me twenty minutes with 'em and I'll be a sex slave, rather than a victim. And that, I'm strangely okay with. 

[gtfocatalina]

Oh, that’s okay. I didn’t need your small dick anywhere near me, anyway. When’s the last time you got laid, though? Your left hand doesn’t count, just so we’re clear.

[drakefck]

Last night. My shower. Boston. She's a pretty good dick warmer when she's not going down on pillow princesses. 

[tfwlauren-blog]

Slut buckets? Nice choice of words. If I knew that we were going to be using fourth grade insults, I would have googled some.

[drakefck]

What fucked up school did you go to where they were calling each other slut buckets in the fourth grade? 

[bittenfm]

I’ve been stabbed three times and you’re trying to tell me it’s because Triv thinks I’m a “pussy”? Maybe serial killers are just attracted to me.

[drakefck]

At least someone other than your dad is attracted to you.

[bostonjfc]

I feel like this is directed towards me.

[drakefck]

That's because you're on your knees calling me Daddy so much that you've probably forgotten my actual name. 

[jfcsabrinaa-deactivated20160102]

Thanks about that but I think I’ll stick to be a photographer or something.

[drakefck]

I once met a girl who said she dreamed of being a lawyer and she'd just come from giving a fifty year old man head in a club bathroom for 50$ so good luck with that.