house of balloons

@rrryker; the carnival life ain't so bad when you've got cottoncandy and a killer smile.

[rykerfloyd]

THE CRYSTAL REED IS SO CUTE, SHE'S SCARED OF NOBODY ALLISON

AAAAAAAAAAAHHH

HI CUTIE

[gtfocatalina]

You get me. Um, hell yeah they’re still a thing. I eat them as much as I possibly can. The T-Rex’s are the best, let’s be real.

[rykerfloyd]

Is anyone fighting it? I mean, stegosauruses are pretty rad, but the T-Rex is the best. It has the littlest arms okay? Head > arms, any day.

[gtfocatalina]

Sometimes I think about a world without chicken nuggets and I get a little emotional.

[rykerfloyd]

That, I think, would be a world not worth living... Wait, are there still dino nuggets or no? The name is different so..

[thisbeava]

What special day? We can always go another day, it’s okay. Xavier could probably help you with all the cooking. 

[rykerfloyd]

I can't tell you because it'll ruin the surprise. And I can do, I just, need to practice a bit more.. Sometimes, and don't tell him I said this, I think Xavier doesn't like singing in the kitchen with me. He's very good at sitting on the counter, a bit broody, and taste-testing everything but as a background singer - he's awful.

[thisbeava]

Why are you trying to perfect breakfast this late? We have all day tomorrow to do it. 

[rykerfloyd]

Because it's for a special day that is not tomorrow. Plus we're going to that cafe you like with the tiny cups. And I keep on missing you see..

[saulsux]

Did it suck having to grow up so mentally incapacitated?

[rykerfloyd]

Actually, I grew up in a traveling carnival group. It was really amazing. But what about this homoplexity? Are you one too? Like, the double-jointed people?

[thisbeava]

Ryker, what are you doing? 

[rykerfloyd]

Breakfast of course, at.... 10 pm. Practicing for breakfast to get it perfect.

[jfcsabrinaa-deactivated20160102]

Man, I was so looking forward to throw some at you.

[rykerfloyd]

Of course you still can, just not in the eyes! I look forward to seeing you there.

[walterhi]

The fuck…? Is this real or are you just trying to make stuff up?

[rykerfloyd]

Of course it's real, why would I make it up? Are you excited?

[poppyunderwood]

So at work today I had a mom get mad at me because her son was not learning how to play fast enough. I’m sorry but your son is tone deaf and hates the damn piano don’t take it out on me.

[rykerfloyd]

Some kids just need patience. Besides, it's not about how well they do or how quickly, but if they have fun and feel connected to the music they're making.

[rykerfloyd]

Trust me, this is the way it has to be done every time.

[drakefck]

What the fuck are you smoking? 

[rykerfloyd]

Nothing! Smoking is not only harmful to yourself, but to others as well. It shortens your life span by over 10 years and it can make the years that you are alive difficult by introducing cancerous cells into the body. If you'd like I can refer you to some great quitting nicotine tips.

[saulsux]

Are your parents aware of your homosexuality?

[rykerfloyd]

Homosexuality? I wasn't even aware, I don't think they know they don't even live here. What is that?

[rykerfloyd]

I do hope everyone is ready for National Fae Day tomorrow. Just... please don't throw glitter in people's eyes anymore - we have enough people in the hospitals.

[bethanyevansxo]

[jfcsabrinaa-deactivated20160102]

You’re still weird as ever, Ryker. I don’t feel like hugging a stranger and yes, he does.

[rykerfloyd]

Huh? Thank you, I suppose. Oh no, may the big tent stay upright tonight. I'll have to set him straight on the whole glue and glitter versus glitter glue debacle. Thank you, Sabs, for informing me of this, you're still a model citizen. But enough of him, he's not even here. How are you?

[daniel-frazer]

I would like it if people didn’t randomly hug me on the streets. 

[rykerfloyd]

Are you sure about that? Some of the best hugs in the world could be waiting for you out there.