[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

when uma thurman said “i’ve been waiting. to feel. less angry. and when i’m ready. i’ll say what i have to say.”

[hashtagparksandrec]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

i would like to be the kindest version of myself

[dwight-schrutes]

[foragecore]

im attracted to men but at what cost

[toastbutteregg]

[jellys]

i love star trek!!!!

[jellys]

guys people think that i think this is actually star trek i dont want to be remembered like this

[kinkynihilism]

set phasers to fruit salad 

[anonymousalchemist]

job interviews: did you mean, advanced lying

[anonymousalchemist]

small talk: did you mean, normal lying

[anonymousalchemist]

the concept of the self: did you mean, secret lying

[copperbadge]

Don’t call me out like this.

[digitaldiscipline]

a to-do list: did you mean, aspirational lying

[copperbadge]

WHAT DID I JUST SAY

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[okay]

I’m too romantic and unrealistic

[1ightly]

wish i didn’t have neighbors so I could lay outside on the grass with my titties out like god intended

[bakwaaas]

one of my many talents includes accidentally having naps when I shouldn’t

[qothqueen]

*organizes life at 3am*

[loosesealbluths]

[doofuses-deactivated20200101]

are you dominant or submissive?

I’m tired

[sherlockbringthejam-deactivated]

“Money won’t make you happy”

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

[toastbutteregg]

(car comes near me)

me: please run me over