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RP Starters (based on Ice Age 5) Part II

1 “It must be nice to have a loving father”

2 “Okay, here we go. You can do this. Yay! Kidnapping!”

3 “Look, I’m sorry. It’s not me. I would never do something like this. It’s my father. he’s crazy!”

4 “I don’t know what that is”

5 “I’m coming to the light!”

6 “Can’t wait to see all those dead relatives I hate!”

7 “Get it off! Get it off! GET IT OFF!”

8 “Am I in heaven? It’s so dark and squishy in here. Oh, no! I can still see the light”

9 “Oh well. Probably for the best. Yeah, probably. Definitely.”

10 “What have you done?”

11 “And maybe she was abducted by homicidal 30-foot dino-birds seeking revenge on me”

12 “I KNEW IT!”

13 “I mean, that thing is enormous! It’s massive! It’s...”

14 “It’s entirely possible! In a way - that we - don’t - know about - yet.”

15 “I’m sorry”

16 “Why does it always have to be the old ones that go first?”

17 “Is she okay?”

18 “Did not see that coming.”

19 “Somebody pinch me. Or should I pinch you? Wait, I’ll pinch both of us!”

20 “Did I hit my head? What’s happening here?”

21 “Hello, handsome”

22 “Allow your spirit to roam free!”

23 “She did say that he knows all. And all is a lot!”

24 “The Master Of Meditation, the Surpreme Serene, the four-time Heavy Thoughts Champion of the world!”

25 “Is that a llama? I hate llamas”

26 “Disgusting. Loved that. New topic! We’re all about to die.”

27 “Stress is a killer”

28 “Seriously?!”

29 “I’ll wait. I have all the time in the world.”

30 “You don’t have all the time in the world. None of us do. You see, there’s this thing in the sky”

31 “Seems fine to me”

32 “I am over 400 years old”

33 “That’s not possible”

34 “You don’t look a day over 275″

35 “We are young, happy and safe. And we always will be.”

36 “It’s lovely! Now let’s figure out a way to launch it into space!”

37 “So is that a yes or...?”

38 “Funky Chicken. Jiggy Jelly. Mashed Potato.”

39 “You can’t. It’s impossible.”

40 “We’re doomed.”

41 “Could you help me, please?”

42 “Hey, don’t cry. Look at the bright side!”

43 “We get to see our lives flash before our eyes. That means, I get to fall in love with you all over again.”

44 “Only you can make the end of the world sound like a good thing”

45 “It was a good one, wasn’t it? Our life?”

46 “I bet you say that to all the girls”

47 “It’s only been twelve minutes. What took you so long?”

48 “This has been the best last day on Earth ever!”

49 “Only the best for my one, true love.”

50 “Who cares?!”

51 “Whatever we had, it’s over”

52 “I need a bubble bath. Or a massage”

53 “I wanna hit something. Someone give me their face!”

54 “That’s a crazy plan”

55 “No, you may not!”

56 “Noooot!”

57 “So either get on board or go twist yourself into a pretzel and na-ma-stay out of our way!”

58 “Too late”

59 “#Asteriod #WhatDoesHashtagMean? #IDon’tKnowButItSoundsCool! #Totally! #I’mStartingToGetSickOfIt!”

60 “Somebody up there likes us”

61 “We’re six minutes behind schedule!”

62 “I’ll put out the sponge cake”

63 “Sorry about this. I’m really conflicted right now”

64 “Wait. Wait. You gotta understand!”

65 “That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard”

66 “I knew it! I was right! There is no paradise!”

67 “I’m too young to go extinct!”

68 “What are you waiting for?”

69 “You know what I like about our family? That we are alive!”

70 “You should help him”

71 “Lead the way”

72 “So that’s what approval sounds like”

73 “No! I’m not leaving you! We’ll do this together!”

74 “Folks, I’m outta cake. But I’ve got Salami!”

75 “Granny, come on!”

76 “So, okay, two things. I want two things.”

77 “Do you really think I’d waste the only chance I have left?”

78 “Did it work?”

79 “I take back everything I ever said about you!”

80 “Wait, what”

81 “Maybe it’s the quiet before the crazy?”

82 “In your face, spacerock!”

83 “Not on the lips, geezer!”

84 “Welcome to the family”

85 “I’ll never doubt you again”

86 “Are you sure you can’t come with us?”

87 “You’re staying, too?”

88 “You’ll always be my one true love”

89 “It looks just like you”

90 “Well, hello, Teddy Bear”

91 “Um, excuse me.”

92 “How scary?”

93 “Oh, and the zombies. Don’t forget the zombies!”

94 “I know you are ready. You have to let go”

95 “See the world, chase your dreams”

96 “And somehow, I’m still single for you.”

97 “This is dedicated to the sloth of my dreams”

98 “You make me so happy!”

99 “You make the world a better place”

100 “This bill is outrageous!”

#rp starter #open rp #open starter #open rp starter #ice age

RP Starters (based on Ice Age 5) Part I

1 “The universe. A vast expanse of space and matter. It includes all that we see, and all that we know.”

2 “Since the beginning of time, we have wondered how it came to be.”

3 “Or something much, much dumber?”

4 “Will you two quit it?”

5 “There’s never been a player so touch, so graceful.”

6 “He fakes right. He fakes left. He fakes knowing how to play.”

7 “What’s wrong? Lose something?”

8 “Oh, please. I went easy on you.”

9 “It’s called good parenting”

10 “The ice is really icy. It’s like super-sized, extra value icy.”

11 “So, she whupped your butt again, huh?”

12 “With a butt that size, that’s a whole lot of whuppin’.”

13 “Didn’t know sucking was a strategy”

14 “Let’s show them how it’s done”

15 “Isn’t sunshine nature’s sunshine?”

16 “Wait. What are you doing?”

17 “I can feel your heart beating”

18 “You better get used to it. They’ll be living right next door.”

19 “Oh. Right. The thing. Gotta do the thing.I can do the thing”

20 “Come on, Romeo. Walk with me.”

21 “Love them and leave them, and take half of everything. That’s my motto”

22 “Will you be my mate for life?”

23 “I need to ask you something”

24 “I’m gonna stop you right there. I’m breaking up with you.”

25 “We’ve only had one date. It lasted 14 minutes!”

26 “A ring? I mean, I like the ring, but no.”

27 “And by the way, you look nothing like your profile picture”

28 “You gotta start dating outside of your species”

29 “I didn’t know it was poison ivy”

30 “Ah. Women. I don’t get ‘em.”

31 “There’s no surprises. Nothing ever changes. But then today, she giggled.”

32 “Please don’t eat me!”

33 “Don’t ever do that again”

34 “What happened to you?”

35 “WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?”

36 “Let’s get you cleaned up”

37 “Why is it so quiet?”

38 “SURPRISE”

39 “Anniversary? Oh no... That’s the thing...”

40 “Nice save with the light show. Wait. You didn’t do this? Then who did?”

41 “I was so afraid you’d forgotten”

42 “How’d you do it?”

43 “A magician never reveals his secrets”

44 “I even smiled this time.”

45 “No plan is the best plan. That’s my philosophy”

46 “We can worry about being safe when we’re old and boring”

47 “Does that look like a problem to you?”

48 “Party’s over, everybody!”

49 “I’m on fire!”

50 “Get inside! Move! MOVE!”

51 “It’s definitely over. ... Except for that one.”

52 “Sure, we could eat vegans”

53 “Sometimes I wonder how you snuck into this family”

54 “It’s a pun! I’m winking under the eye patch”

55 “What I detect is a lack of respect for all that is precious and dear”

56 “Bullies not welcome. Go back where you came from”

57 “You know I’m greater, so don’t be a hater.”

58 “Here you are, my lady.”

59 “Oh, that was fun! Same time, same place, next week?”

60 “You just signed your death warrant”

61 “Utterly useless, but totally hurts”

62 “And this must be Nectarine”

63 “But how do you tell someone they’re doomed?”

64 “He really sucks the fun out of everything. Doesn’t he?”

65 “Even going underground won’t save us this time”

66 “No worries. Because I’ve got a plan”

67 “That plan is so dumb, I wish it had a face so I could smack it”

68 “I know it sounds suboptimal but the good news is... It’ll kill us no matter where we went.”

69 “I’m afraid our lives will be over before they begin”

70 “Dirty word processed”

71 “Time till impact is roughly 2 days, 4 hours, 1 minute and 16 seconds...15 seconds...14 seconds...”

72 “Holy snowballs. It’s freezing up here! Parts are retracting into other parts”

73 “Well, that’s just hurtful”

74 “We are NOT retreating!”

75 “Until that weasel came along, our family made an honest living stealing dino eggs”

76 “An honest living. Stealing. Kind of ironic, don’t you think?”

77 “So much sight. So little vision...”

78 “That seems highly implausible. Just from a scientific standpoint”

79 “Fine. It’s a great plan. Dynamite!

80 “Why can’t we just fear the apocalypse like a normal family?”

81 “I want you to know. If we don’t make it...”

82 “You strangle it with good intentions!”

83 “Stop picking on him!”

84 “No, you psychopath!”

85 “I taste iron. Carbon. Oh” And a hint of nickel. Space tastes lonely...”

86 “You’re missing the point, tiger”

87 “Now we know exactly what we don’t know how to do”

88 “That is never gonna work.”

89 “The air feels... strange...”

90 “Finally! We have superpowers!”

91 “Like I always say: Stay close, stay alive.”

92 “Don’t you hurry me! I’ve been struck by a lightning more times than you’ve had hot breakfast!”

93 “What would ‘not helping’ look like?”

94 “Ah, shoot! I’m out of fingers!”

95 “He’s gone.”

96 “Don’t know how we will go one without you. - All right. Let’s go!”

97 “What is honoured times 1000?”

98 “It’s like ‘yes’ with a bunch of s’s, so it’s like ‘yessssssssssssssss.’”

99 “I didn’t mean to do it”

100 “I’m still leaving home. Whether you are happy for me, or not”

#open rp #open starter #open rp starter #ice age

alessiajontrunfio

I have this headcanon in which Sirius ran away from home during the summer between his 5th and 6th year. After leaving Grimmauld Place, Sirius met Regulus only at Hogwarts, as soon as the new school year began. It probably was not a good reunion. Sorry for the feels, the tears and angst post…… This is the first time I post something like this and I’m a bit nervous….i’m not really satisfied….but better than nothing, no? :) it would be nice to do a whole comic one day o(╥﹏╥)o

#relationshipgoals

I wanna have everyone discuss the advantages and disadvantages of cars being formed like beach balls.

#discussion #please #start it

I probably should post again...

But there's too much I can choose. Can I get an easy Tumblr with less options too post?

Also, Tumblr (or my phone...) just autocorrected tumblr to Tumblr so YES, I KNOW IT'S A NAME BUT I'M LAZY OKAY?!

#grammar #grammarnazi #tumblr #orTumblr #names #posting #beingbacm #no #*back #toolazy #tocorrectmistajds #yup

crimsonpeaksecrets

From the brilliant mind of Guillermo Del Toro, I bring you Edith Carter’s extended bio to match Lucille’s

@sharpe-on-asgard

Me: *making friend laugh*

Friend:.Oh God,I'm drying.

Me: Keep drying. Wetting sucks.

Friend: DYING! I'm done...

Me: Time of death: 1:28pm

Friend: Lol

Me: I'll eat you

#how conversations work #me #friend #talking #chats #whatsapp #not creepy at all #if you really wanna knkw #if you really wanna know #i replied also with #so that I become a death eater #and you'll get a place near my heart #stomach and heart are near #right?!

beaswellgirl

I love Gordon Ramsay so much.

He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.

He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.

When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.

He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.

He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.

He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)

His kids are a treasure.

He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.

When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight:

I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person.

Oh and then there’s this:

this entire episode

someclevermoniker

never forget that the reason he’s “shouty and angry” on his tv show is that he’s yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person

arancar-no-6

Mads Mikkelsen is such an anomaly as an actor?? and a human being in general????

He doesn’t remember SHIT about filming Casino Royale (he didn’t even REALIZE he was auditioning for a part in the first place, he said he just literally walked in and instantly got the job?! To the point Daniel Craig borderline interrogated him for how he got cast so easily, considering he had to undergo MULTIPLE AUDITIONS before he got cast himself??)

He wasn’t overwhelmingly interested in NBC Hannibal’s lead role until he found out that long-time bestie Hugh Dancy was already cast as the other lead (HUGH TOO. He hyped himself up for having Mads as his co-star, forgot that decision wasn’t up to him, then sat anxiously by his phone for confirmation from the network. NERD. NERDS. BOTH OF THEM).

“You should make a movie in Denmark!“, i.e. Mads’ drunken solution to ensure he and Hugh could hang out more often because they live in different countries. What a darling.

According to Janice Poon, he’ll eat anything. No matter how gross. Including frigid bone marrow with a straight face.

And then he only hopped onto Death Stranding because his son, a prolific gamer, recognized what a huge deal Hideo Kojima is and told him he had to… Carl Jacobsen Mikkelsen has the sort of power we can only dream of.

He was pretty much entirely unfamiliar with Star Wars before he was cast as Galen Erso (I distinctly recall him grimacing in the bg during a cast interview when asked if they’ve watched their new film yet, with Ben Mendelsohn giving him a very pointed knowing smirk because he KNEW. HE KNEW MADS HADN’T SEEN IT YET-) and spent plenty of time failing quite miserably at SW trivia games with the cast.

Then that one interview where he casually cracks a bottle of liquor open on camera. What an icon.

And correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe a major reason he joined the cast of Dr. Strange was because he was going to be allowed to perform his own stunt and fight scenes?? I think the convo went something along the lines of “Will I get to fight?” “Ye-” “Ok”.

His female co-stars swoon at him. He literally causes hoards of his male co-stars to seriously begin questioning their sexuality.

If it wasn’t for his team he’d probably show up to every award show in the latest neon adidas athletic wear.

Reminds his wife on a constant basis that she’s married to the sexiest man alive from like ten years ago or smth. I think Hanne said he even has the clipping stating so and sometimes pulls it out.

Is he even real???

eldbitch-horror

Love cryptid discussions