Genius Jester Buggy @dramaticallychaotic - Tumblr Blog

Call me Drama | early thirties | any pronoun is fine | occasionally NSFW

I have other fandoms you'll see me post about, but I'm currently obsessed with One Piece and Little Nightmares and School Bus Graveyard, Novae, and The Prince of Southland on Webtoon.

My favorite OP character is obviously Buggy.

My OP ships are mainly Cross Guild Polycule, but also: Shuggy, Zosan, Sanuso, Lusan, Acesan, and Lawlu.

I love horror, I'm a bit of a history nerd, especially WWII, and music lover.

I'm currently obsessed with "All is Love and Pain in the Mouse Parade" by Of Monsters and Men.

Anti-Generative AI and Anti-Censorship.

My AO3:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Some of my posts are gonna be 18+, so if you see something you shouldn't, that's on you, not me. I'm not your parent, its not my responsibility to keep you from seeing things you shouldn't.

#here comes Drama #Drama answers #my polls #music #random polls #cross guild polycule #tag game #ask game

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Another instance of Buggy trying to make Crocodile and Mihawk laugh.

Buggy: "Hey you two, if a asshole can be called a rosebud, does that mean a hairy ass is a rosebush?"

Crocodile as he chokes on his cigar smoke: "Fucking damn it, Clown."

Mihawk collapses in breathless laughter in the background.

(rosebud can sometimes be a slang word for anus)

You fucker. Lovingly, ofc. And mind you, when i read this, I was practicing ever skill necessary to keep a straight face.

Cuz this was read during the prime hours of church service.

((It's less of a joke and more of a colorful mouth running free.))

-/-/-/-After receiving a new wave of recruits so Cross Guild can need more man-power.-/-/-/-

Buggy: (kicks more open) Natural Selection ain't naturally selecting enough!! Because this group ain't the creme of the crop, it's the skid of the mark!

Crocodile: (snorts his drink) wh-wHAt??

Buggy: *(did not lose any steam)* You better thank your goddam parents for making it this far, cuz how the fuck you mean there's grown men that still believe chocolate milk came from brown cows??!

Mihawk: (gobsmacked) you are lying.

Buggy: ON ODA, I WISHED I WAS!!

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Shortly after Cross Guild gets together as a polycule, Buggy laid across the couch, feet hanging over one of the armrests.

Buggy: "Hey, Croco, Hawky, got a question for you two."

Mihawk sets his wine glass down with a sigh as Crocodile looks up from the newspaper and asks: "What?"

Buggy: "How are a 9 volt battery and my asshole the same?"

Both of them look at him in confused shock before asking, "I don't know. How?," in unison.

Buggy answering with a smirk: "You both know you're not supposed to put your tongue on it, but you still do it anyways."

Both other men turn bright red before Mihawk starts laughing as Crocodile shakes his head in fond exasperation.

#buggy the clown #dracule mihawk #sir crocodile #cross guild #cross guild polycule #one piece #funny