Harry potter shit

Im a teenage girl with no life and an obsession with Harry Potter

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Dramione in the summer

- Hermione rubbing sunscreen all over Draco so he doesnt burn

- Napping together in their underwear because it’s too hot to wear clothes to bed

- Which results in really hot, sweaty and intimate sex

- Throwing patio parties for their friends and famililes

- Long walks on the beach

- Having water wars and chicken fights in the pool

- Hikes over picturesque mountains (and Draco complaining about mosquitos the whole time)

- Cuddling by the bonfire

- Watching fireflies in their backyard

- Trips to Hogsmeade for cool butterbeer on a hot day

-Dancing in the rain in the middle of the street

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Houses in The Summer

Gryffindor: Roasting marshmellows and telling ghost stories by the bonfire, picking fruits in an orchard, dancing in the rain on a gloomy day

Ravenclaw: swimming in a cool lake on a hot day, eating popsicles by the ocean, star gazing and naming constellations

Hufflepuff: Running through a sunflower field, drinking cold lemonade on a hot day, watching the sun set over the horizon

Slytherin: Eating watermelon on a hot day, splashing water on your friends and having chicken fights in the pool, skipping the taxi and walking home drunk with your friends after a backyard party

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At a Hogwarts Faculty Meeting

Dumbledore: *has a board with the word "dying" written on it*

Dumbledore: There's only one thing worse than dying...

Dumbledore: *Pulls off a paper to reveal the words "Harry Potter" above "dying"*

Snape: Harry Potter!!

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Dramione AU #60

Blaise: I can't believe you and Granger broke the bed, you two must've gone wild

Draco: haha yeahhh...

[The night before]

Hermione: I bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling

Draco: BET???1?1?

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Dramione AU #59

Draco: *putting up "Have you seen Hermione?" posters around Hogwarts

Blaise: Oh no is Hermione missing?

Draco, wiping away tears: No, I just think everyone should see her because shes gorgeous

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Dramione AU #58

Blaise: What's this?

Draco: Oh its my to-do list.

Blaise: I'm so glad you're finally starting to be more organiz-

Blaise: This just says "Hermione".

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Dramione AU #57

operator: 911, what's your emergency?

Draco: My wife is going into labour and i don't know what to do.

Operator: Is this her first born?

Draco: No this is her husband.

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Dramione AU #56

Draco: I have an idea-

Hermione: No murder.

Draco:... I no longer have an idea

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Dumbledore: would i lie to you?

Harry: for all my childhood, yes

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Dramione AU #55

Hermione: Sorry I'm late i was doing...stuff

Draco: I'm stuff

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Dramione in the Winter

- Draco kissing Hermione by the fire

- Cuddling under layers of blankets

- Hermione taking Draco to a muggle outdoor skating rink

- Drinking hot chocolate and watching movies

- Draco holding Hermione’s hand because her fingers are cold

- Drinking firewhiskey on a late night by the fire...which gets them both drunk 

- Draco and Hermione drunk and giggling at each other by the fire

- Falling asleep in each others arms by the fire

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The most “magical” part of the Harry Potter books is that they eventually use the skills they learned at school.

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Dramione AU #54

Draco: hey Granger, what would you give me if I got this jelly bean in your cleavage?

Hermione: a concussion.

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Dramione AU #53

Draco: I’m an idiot

Hermione: ...

Hermione: ...

Hermione: ...

Hermione: if you’re waiting for me to disagree this is going to be a long night.

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Dramione AU #52

Draco: see, the key to getting the girl is playing hard to get

Hermione: why are you playing hard to get when you’re already hard to want?

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Dramione AU #51

Draco: Who the fuck-

Hermione: Language.

Draco: Whom the fuck-

Hermione: draCO NO

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What she says: I’m fine

What she really means: Lily and James potter died today and all anyone’s thinking about is what costume they’re going to wear or where they’re going trick or treating. Harry lost his parents on this day and no one is being considerate this should be a national holiday