[montparnah-deactivated]

my dog: barks @ 1am

me: look i also would like to scream loudly in the middle of the night but we dont always get what we want

[unclefather]

you gotta get him out of there

[unclefather]

please god someone help him

[theannoyingalien]

I’ve seen the button in the upper right corner before but I haven’t seen these other ones lmao

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[surprisebitch]

it’s nice to see some Gemini positivity here :)

[theannoyingalien]

History Professor: *starts giving a lesson about negative aspects and consequences of communism during and after WWII and why it was a problem at the time*

The communist students in the class:

[sexpigeon]

Holy shit, New York Times. 

[adulthoodisokay]

this is incredible

[justinboyer-deactivated20201018]

Nixon Buttons

[bwitiye]

like to tell him its ok reblog to hug him ignore if you have no heart

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

gimme u fackin maney

[lintwists-deactivated20141019]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as a pilot

me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[gurl-gangsta]

[goodbyeroaches]

could u explain the causes of the great depression?

well mine all started when i was 16……jk jk

it’s a lot of weird economic shit that’s hard to explain but i’ll do my best

Keep reading

[pleasedontsqueezetheshhh]

[jynandor]

[indiepoplyrics]