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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Hello!! Thank you for all the recs you do, I think it's so amazing you can be so organized with all these different fics and requests for fics! I was wondering you you have any recs for funny drarry fics? Sometimes you just need a laugh with your boys. Thank you!
Thank you, dear! Wish I could say I’m that organized irl but alas 😂 I love funny fics that aren’t full-on crack, these are some of my faves:
The Morning After by birdsofshore and capitu (2015, Mature, 5k)
This is what happens when you stick your wand in places where it really shouldn't go.
Like Cinderella, But With Cock by @l0vegl0wsinthedark (2017, Explicit, 9k)
“Oh, shit,” he groans, “This is like Cinderella, isn’t it?! Like Cinderella, but with cock. Cock instead of slippers.”
Ferocious Determination, Insufficient Deliberation, and a Slightly Wrong Destination by Faith Wood (2012, Explicit, 9.5k)
All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter.
The Full Monty by @magpiefngrl (2017, Explicit, 10k)
Harry poses for a naked Auror calendar and Draco goes batshit crazy with lust.
Stand Back: I'm About to Perform Archaeology by Blowfish_Diaries (2018, Explicit, 10k)
A new Muggle Studies professor takes the Eighth Year students to work on an archaeological excavation. In which Draco is lazy, Harry is sweaty, Hermione is drunk, and Ron turns red.
Title of Their Sex Tape by @cibeewastaken (2020, Teen and Up, 12k)
What are the Wizarding world's most elite law enforcers doing when they aren't catching criminals? It seems Auror Malfoy is often caught throwing food into Auror Potter's mouth when he's mid-yawn.
The Loathly Worm by Selden (2016, Explicit, 12k)
When Draco Malfoy is forced to go undercover among the remaining Death Eaters in the aftermath of the war, the last person he expects to find there is Harry Potter.
Reparatio by astolat (2016, Explicit, 17k)
Draco snorted. “I’m not reduced to penury. I want something considerably beyond money, and I rather think you’re the only one can give it to me.”
The Critiquer by dysonrules (2014, Explicit, 24k)
When Harry submits his cock photo to a renowned Cock Critiquer and gets a terrible review, he decides to take a photography class to hopefully improve his skills.
The Venice Job by nishizono (2007, Explicit, 25k)
Harry Potter was one of the youngest Aurors in history. He was the Boy Who Lived, and the Boy Who Lived Again. He loved Guinness and Quidditch, and hated pineapple. He wrote letters to Hagrid every Thursday, and on Sundays, he visited Hermione and Ron. Harry Potter was also not gay.
Draco Malfoy: Toilet Supremo by who_la_hoop (2014, Teen and Up, 26k)
It must be a vision brought on by eating cheese sarnies too close to bedtime, Harry thinks. There's no way that Draco Malfoy can really be standing on his doorstep, calling himself a Toilet Supremo, and expecting Harry to buy not only this unlikeliest of scenarios, but also a new loo.
Little Red Courgette by @blamebrampton (2010, Teen and Up, 31k)
When this season's purple courgettes are woefully thin, Draco Malfoy thinks it amounts to small beans. Next thing he knows, the Department of Standards is over-run with leeks, Brussels sprouts all sorts of legislative difficulties, and somebody appears to have put a roquette under Harry Potter.
In the Company of a Rubber Duck by birdsofshore (2013, Explicit, 34k)
War makes for strange bedfellows. However that doesn't fully explain how Harry ended up sharing his bath with Draco Malfoy... nor why Malfoy was a rubber duck at the time.
The Four Ds of Apparition (or: Destination, Determination, Deliberation, and Dicks) by eidheann and firethesound (2015, Explicit, 36k)
After transferring to the Apparition Department, Harry's life becomes one big dick joke. And all his friends are arseholes. So is Malfoy, but what else is new? AKA Harry Potter and the eighteen twenty dicks.
Bite Me, Hate Memes by pir8fancier (2007, Explicit, 44k)
Draco Malfoy is incensed to realize that someone is trying to usurp his position as the premier Harry Potter hater.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Hi! I'm looking for a drarry fic where Ginny has been dosing harry a love potion? And like draco is the one who finds out about it. Does anyone know this fic? HSBSJSNSK
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
