Cashew White Guy

Just some dude huntin' for some giggles

[spams-from-k-deactivated2022030]

[gxndjdgdb]

who is tim horton and why does everyone in canada know him

[bubblegloopswamp-deactivated201]

oh ya timmy’s just a good bud there eh

[gxndjdgdb]

what does this say

[eatingmorepizzathanyouare]

my grandma dated tim horton 

[thecommonchick]

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

[inactiveblog123]

Like Michael Buble and Santa

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[dankmemeuniversity]

[twitblr]

Oh my

[electronicdelusionstarlight]

Harry Potter had a crush on Cho specifically because she was good at Quidditch, and could go toe to toe with him as a seeker. Harry Potter started developing feelings for Ginny after she joined the Quidditch Team, and their first kiss happen as a celebration of winning a important match for the house cup, and she will later become a freaking professional quidditch player.

Harry Potter is into jocks. Harry Potter is into jocks that, specifically, could kick his ass at his favorite sport.

I feel like this is an important thing to know about the guy.

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

(jk rowling voice) harry gets pegged

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

that episode of the X-Files where they rip the hood off of a Klansman and it was an alien

[darkwebdad-deactivated20160207]

[weirdnessisgood]

[kiba2-dead]

rest in peace you fucking onion fairy

[shiballoon-blog]

are you fucking kidding me?! this movie made my heart wither and die and you call fuckin celebi a fuckin onion fairy?

[kiba2-dead]

rest in peace you fucking onion fairy

[yoshis10-deactivated20140709]

No. Celebi is not an onion fairy.

[kiba2-dead]

[tokimekibombrush-deactivated202]

that’s not even celebi’s real species you dog shit

[monkeysky]

[vladthelordofdoomandpancakes]

there is no onion type yo fuckwit

[monkeysky]

I bet you feel silly now

[forgamers]

[corporatelobotomy]

miles morales: the truth is,, anyone can wear the mask — Anyone can be spiderman

me, shovelling popcorn into my mouth with tears in my eyes:

[huffleclod]

[sadhoc]

step 1: 

step 2: 

step 3:

step 4: 

[memeluvr2-deactivated20200118]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“oh. sorry”

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

We did it. We’re finally free.

[avatarem]

[officialfennekin]