Shit My Best Friend Drea Says

a blog to document all the funny stupid shit my best friend says as we struggle to survive college

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I really want blue face paint because I want to be an avatar....

Drea, out of nowhere

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You know why I got obsessed with this song? Because they played it in Trolls.

Drea, singing off-key to Total Eclipse of the Heart

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When I think of Richard, I think of Dick

Drea

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Friends

Me, looking at Drea’s many phone notifications: oooh someone’s popular!

Drea, without looking up: nah that’s my group me

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Knights can go suck my ass

Drea, On Feudalism

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Other people pop molly. I pop open eggs.

Drea, after cracking an egg for baking with

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Baking

Drea, after opening cocoa powder container: ooh this is soft.

Me: did you just stick your finger in that?

Drea: ! it’s a fleshlight !

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Ever since I started watching ASMR Sushi-eating videos, I’ve wanted to try sushi.

Andrea, without any prompting

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Send nudes? More like send noots. Noot Noot.

Andrea, with 2 hours of sleep under her belt