Oct 1, 2018
Ramdom thoughts while trying to wake up
Male actors having a tough time during sex scenes, think about it, they try to be professional but penis is dumb.
Actor: "Ok penis, we are going to pretend to have sex... it's fake, you understand?"
Penis: "Sex?! I heard sex, let's do this!!"
A: "No! It's not real- it's fake like last time! Remember last time?"
P: "SEX!!!! *wild screaming* Sex!"
A: "OMFG!"
P: "SEX! SEX! SEX!"
A: "Please don't do this-"
P: "SEEEEEEEEEEXXXXX!"
A: "I really respect her as an actor..."
P: "Ssssseeeeeeeexxxxxx!!!"
A: "They are going to tape you down! It's going to super uncomfortable and embarrassing!"
P: 😮
A: 😐 *slightly hopefull*
P: *very softly* ".... sex."
A: *facepalm*
