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so i watched problem solvers. and proceeded to binge the first season in a day

(this is not the only case of this i recently also read the entirety of objectified the day the most recent page came out. came to tumblr for fanart and was surprised at people mentioning an ep i hadnt read. it released like 20 minutes after id read everything bro😭😭😭 anyway carrot is a whore slash pos hes so cool)

#acred’s art #problem solverz #the problem solverz #roba the problem solverz #this creature is so. he. he is so.#WHAT is this thing. why is this thing. how is this thing....🤔🤔#the glampire #i guess #he deserves a mention erm i suppose #but in that logic so does drac hotel transylvania #so. um.#glampire #😝

part 5 (finally)

Part 5

*Horace and Thaz went out of the cage, and while Thaz went to safety, Horace, Tux, and Bad Cat are fighting the rest of the Glam Vampires. They’ve been fighting for a while. Horace was punching and kicking here and there, Tux used his top hat as a frisbee as well as using his bow tie bone boxing glove, thing. And Bad Cat used his sleep ray.*

Horace: Take that!

DS: NOOOOO!!!!!! I FORBID YOU!!!!!

Horace: I thought you hated the Glam Vampires, Dream Slasher!!!

DS: WH- No, I mean “I forbid you from escaping and finding hope!” Either way, don’t get your hopes up, I’m gonna have some friends kill all of you except Horace.

Tux: And what do, plan to do with Horace?

DS: We’ll, I was thinking about turning him into a jelly thing with no mouth or senses, or limbs. I stole that from a book; but now I’m debating whether or not to—

*Just then, someone shoots a silver ray, but the Dream Slasher narrowly misses. It wa stone other than… Sabiathuz!*

Sabiathuz: Nice you eat you all, I mean meet you all. *giggles*

*Horace is shocked, as the Glam vampire and the Dream demon cat duke it out*

Bad Cat: *suddenly imterested* Ooh, domestic violence in the form of a boxing match, meow meow meow! *Tux and Horace just stare at BadCat with disgust* What?

*the Dream Slasher swings her hook at Sabiathuz, who dodges*

DS: Are you insane?! ARE YOU INSANE?!?! Sabiathuz, first you neglect me for your music, then you slander about Dream demons to your audience, and then you cheated on me with that… that UGLY ROBOT!!! And now you side with the normies?! Yknow how I feel now?! Hate… HATE!!! Lemme tell you how much I’ve come to HATE you since all this. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill the entirety of Farboro. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans, and Glam Vampires, and humans who pretend to be robots, and fur monsters, at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate. HAAAAA—

*Sabiathuz shoots the silver ray at DS, turning her into a silver statue. DS drops to the ground, muffled angry screaming coming from her*

Sabiathuz: And THAT’S for tricking Horace into killing Roba, and for plagiarizing Harlan Ellison!

Horace: You… you saved us.. but why?

Sabiathuz: I heard you ranting on how you broke your father’s promise… I broke my father’s promise as well a long time ago, and that was to not neglect the first person I start dating, and that’s what lead to the Dream Slasher to turn evil, just like how Roba turned on you.

Horace: *Horace tears up* Yeah, I know….. I just want Roba and Alfe back..

*Horace goes to Roba’s body and starts crying onto Roba.*

Horace: Ohh Roba *sob* I’m so s-sorry *ugly crying* it’s all my fault!

Thaz: Oh Horace *she hugs Horace*

*Tux Dog picks up the Dream Slasher’s hook and examines it*

Tux: Hmm…. Interesting. From what I can tell, this hook can grant 3 wishes per day.

Bad Cat: Meow MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!! Well in that case I wish for a new mechanized chair! *Badcat’s chair is resurrected, and badcat gets on* Oh yeah it feels so good to not walk again, meow!

Tux: *glares at Badcat* Horace, as I was saying, the hook can grant 3 wishes, and of course Badcat used up one wish, so we’re left with 2 wishes.

Alfe: *he appears all of a sudden* Ooh, did somebody say wishes?! I wish for infinite pizza! *Alfe’s wish is granted*

*all this only makes Horace cry harder*

Tux: just wonderful…

Horace: *sob* ENOUGH!!! *to the ceiling* I WISH I HAVENT ARGUED OR HIT ROBA IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!

*oooh, insert some sort of time warp sequence, as it goes way back in time.*

Sorry for quite the anticlimactic story lmao, I was tired and it’s 1 in the morning, and I really didn’t wanna stall any longer, so here you go.

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