dream-based-lifeform

[badjokesbyjeff]

A man at a funeral interrupts the priest and says, "Excuse me, do you have the WiFi password?" 

The priest stares at him and says, "Good God man, have some decency. This is your mother's funeral!"

And the man says, "Is that all lower case?"

[dream-based-lifeform]

I went to a church whose wifi password was: ThePromisedLan

[vexheart]

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Trapped in the talkative cycle

[important-animal-images]

[emptiness-statue]

[thememedaddy]

[important-cat-pics]

[i-twink-therefore-i-am]

new type of guy just dropped

[riverwindphotography]

Autumnal Selections: Absaroka Mountains, Wyoming

(c) riverwindphotography, October 2025

[badjokesbyjeff]

A man foolishly asked his wife why she kept staring out of the window. 

Taking a very deep breath she replied, "I'm really fed up with the state of Mrs Brown's blinds. Mrs Perkins' aren't much better. And that Mrs Lewis - scruffy cow. Look at them - filthy. They're just not house proud like me. Dirty blinds are such an eyesore. If you were a real man you'd go over and get them to do something about it. In fact, you must - I won't stand for it any longer."

"I'll tell you what," her husband said as he peered through the window beside her, "I'll see what I can do."

The following morning, she approached him, beaming.

"I can't believe it. The blinds. They're all immaculate. What did you say to those women?"

"Nothing," he told her, "I just cleaned the window."

[dream-based-lifeform]

This reminded me of the time my dad's wife panicked in the shower that she was starting to go blind and when he rushed in to help her he found she was wearing her glasses.