Worlds worst Guardian of Positivity

its 2026 niw…… everynone remember to bvote me 2026 presdient of united states and kinf of multivoruse okay?

....still have my vote

coil.

#nightmare sans #dreamtale twins #dream sans #talks with my brother #worlds worst guardian of positivity #say the word.

ilysm i would literally die if you asked

its 2026 niw…… everynone remember to bvote me 2026 presdient of united states and kinf of multivoruse okay?

#dreamtale twins #dream sans #talks with my brother #worlds worst guardian of positivity #vote nightmare 2026

....still have my vote

@killer-pilled asked:

Oh! That's a very adorable puppy emoticon. Thanks, Killer.

.....Wait I'm not a dog, Killer!

@dream-pilled Love, tell him I'm not a dog.

#i love you?#talks with cross!#worlds worst guardian of positivity #dream sans #xtale cross

... so. Cross. i dont wanna hurt your feelings or anything but. do you want an honest answer or. cause i dont think you do

Catified Starcross/Cream/Xunshine WIP

#ooc post #cross sans #dream sans #xtale cross #dreamtale dream #sans aus #utmv #catified #cream ship #xunshine #my partner is so cool guys /srs /gen i love her #my wife!!! my spouse! my husband!!! he is all of these things and i love her <3

THATS MY PARTNER EVERYONE !!!!!!! i love them,,,, their art is good i wanna eat it

i dont. know why my brother isnt. immediately blocking me and or sending me hatemail but. he. isnt??? doesnt he literally hate me and also want me dead???? or was i just. making that up for the past decade or so

Okay ‘Worlds Worst Guardian of Positivity’.

#i am not sopping wet :/#dream sans #dreamtale twins #still dont know what i did to deserve. tolerance?? but. not gonna look a gift horse in the mouth #talks with my brother #just. in general now. i guess #worlds worst guardian of positivity

see this? this is what i would consider unnervingly civil

I have decided that 2025 is when the Multiverse collapses.

Are you actually gonna do it or are you just saying things to say things?

#...ngl he has my vote #hes better than king multi #not that im #not that im biased or anything #of course #never #dreamtale twins #dream sans #vote nightmare 2025

Wouldn't you like to know?!

#maybe if i dont tag this as dreamtale twins he wont find it #but then again. he already knows abt my blog #hes being weirdly.#almost nice???#dream sans #worlds worst guardian of positivity

I have decided that 2025 is when the Multiverse collapses.

#dream sans #dreamtale twins #talks with my brother before i get blocked!#worlds worst guardian of positivity

I'd point out that it is already 2025 but I'm pretty sure you know that

#try not to get noticed usually #wait you dont check reblogs right #.........probably fine you'll most likely just end up blocking me anyways #dream sans #worlds worst guardian of positivity

Now that I've been exposed… What do people even do on Tumblr?

i wonder if Ink and Swap have tumblr... sweet stars i hope not

WAIT NO EVEN WORSE THOUGHT

WHAT IF MY BROTHER HAS A TUMBLR?

honestly. terrifying to imagine boss on tumblr but some of the shit he says WOULD do numbers on here

Huh???

#NONONONONONONONONONO #oh my life is over he knows of all of my worst mistakes (being on this dumpster fire website)#please. swiftly put me out of my misery. i will thank you.#dream sans #talks with my brother before i get blocked!#worlds worst guardian of positivity

WAIT. WHAT THE FUCK???

#......not cross but equally bored #on a scale from 1-10 #how flammable are you?#dream sans #talks with the guy who wont leave me alone #worlds worst guardian of positivity

ugh im bORREEDDDDDDD....murder is off probably with his 'berry' somewhere and horror's visiting his brother and there's nothing to do in this castle besides try and fail to find the ominous violin playing at odd hours of the time. where is cross when you need him

i wonder if Ink and Swap have tumblr... sweet stars i hope not

#PLEASE NO #worst timeline i swear #dream sans #uh #dreamtale twins #should. should i have tagged that? probably not #did i anyways? yes. yes i did #worlds worst guardian of positivity

WAIT NO EVEN WORSE THOUGHT

WHAT IF MY BROTHER HAS A TUMBLR?

i wonder if Ink and Swap have tumblr... sweet stars i hope not

#that would not be very ideal tbh #uhhh do i tag??#dream sans #fuck it #star sanses #why not ig #worlds worst guardian of positivity

If Killer keeps FUCKING messaging me, I am going to have to BLOCK HIM.

aw come on, don't be like that :( i just want to chat with the brightest light of the multiverse~

literally why

why would i want to talk to you? or why would i flirt? you'll have to be more specific there, sunbun

uhm. either of those?

it's quite fun, seeing your reactions for starters. you're very fascinating, you know. also, you get flustered very easily. it's cute. do i need any more reason? besides. it also annoys the boss and cross. that's a win-win in my books~

also talking with you gives me something to do, too. there's only a certain amount of times i can play darts with knives before i get bored. and i think dust will actually kill me if i go and bother him for the third time in a row today

#.....its fine.#continue #dream sans #talks with the guy who wont leave me alone #worlds worst guardian of positivity

... fair enough i guess.

you ever just want to hoard a bunch of cats but the boss is too scared of them to allow them in the castle?? 0/10. they're stuck outside!!! might try and sneak them into my room soon

.....would you like it if i sent you pictures of my cat in dms

YES. i would love to see the creature. i can show you my two babies as well !! once i find them again, anyways, they like to venture around a bit in the forest

cats can be such a handful sometimes :/

yeah but they're cute at least! and good company. my two don't really meow too often but they get excited when they see me and thats the loudest i ever heard them lol

i usually tend to stick to the cafe we frequent because they have loads of cats there and it won't annoy the boss too much. but hey, selly & arty get to have their own little house outside! convinced horror to help me make it :D

oh! no posi doesn't like. meow. they say actual words. and also hurl swears and slurs at me when particularly displeased.

it's kinda insane. he yells actual english words. she actually just straight up speaks. like. genuinely

your cats sound great though!!! i'm sure they're just the sweetest!

they actually talk to you ??? does she actually move her mouth to talk or is it more like telepathy? is it because of some form of magic? whether made from it or close proxmity to your guardian magic? are the effects able to be replicated or are they a one-time thing? have you tried doing that or has it just never crossed your mind?

i'm guessing she'd be able to still talk like a regular cat, considering there's no rumors or anything about him, unless they're purposely staying away from anyone but you guys...

how often does she talk? i'm assuming a lot considering your words there. did he always talk or is it a more over the year things?

#worlds worst guardian of positivity #dream sans #positivity the cat!#talks with the guy who wont leave me alone

hm. okay let me answer these as simply as possible

Does he actually talk?: not technically! it is a form of telepathy, yes.

Is it because of magic?: eh.. technically? I only say technically because Ink said the 'Creators' made her for me? but Ink's dog Pixel doesn't have the same. ability? so yeah I would assume it's a one time thing?

Yes, they can still meow, but he usually doesn't? and she also usually chooses to stay in the same general area as me, yeah.

Your assumption would be correct as well btw, they talk a lot. that is, unless i'm trying to show someone that she can talk. then it's dead silence. like they're spiting me or something. absolute menace.

I love him <3

you ever just want to hoard a bunch of cats but the boss is too scared of them to allow them in the castle?? 0/10. they're stuck outside!!! might try and sneak them into my room soon

.....would you like it if i sent you pictures of my cat in dms

YES. i would love to see the creature. i can show you my two babies as well !! once i find them again, anyways, they like to venture around a bit in the forest

cats can be such a handful sometimes :/

yeah but they're cute at least! and good company. my two don't really meow too often but they get excited when they see me and thats the loudest i ever heard them lol

#i really do love cats #i hope i didn't come across as someone who didnt in my last response!!#dream sans #talks with the guy who wont leave me alone #worlds worst guardian of positivity

oh! no posi doesn't like. meow. they say actual words. and also hurl swears and slurs at me when particularly displeased.

it's kinda insane. he yells actual english words. she actually just straight up speaks. like. genuinely

your cats sound great though!!! i'm sure they're just the sweetest!

you ever just want to hoard a bunch of cats but the boss is too scared of them to allow them in the castle?? 0/10. they're stuck outside!!! might try and sneak them into my room soon

.....would you like it if i sent you pictures of my cat in dms

YES. i would love to see the creature. i can show you my two babies as well !! once i find them again, anyways, they like to venture around a bit in the forest