because it has been highly requested by one (1) single person i have decided to do it
SENTENCES THAT HAVE BEEN SPOKEN IN THE CASTLE:
"Some motherfuckers get so little play that they gotta fuck the mattress."
"ah shit- I pickle juiced my titties"
"Did they order water?? No. It cant be water. ITS WATER, WHO ORDERS WATER-"
"If I turned any of you straight, I think that's an issue on my part than anything"
“Mental hospital gay sex hits different."
”Mental hospital gay sex should never be said in the same sentence."
"I am a grandma with TASTE"
"Oh, is dying and getting revived a shit ton of times not good for him?"
“Not now, the girlies are in. And by girlies I mean me and the voices in my head!”
"You ever eaten dried cow organ strip with a hint of fuck you"
"Is it 1929? Because this game is giving me a great depression"
"I'm gonna slut shame the oranges as much as I want."
“My favorite pets?….Killerrr"
”Damn, do I need to get myself a collar accessory too?"
“when is murder gonna be back :(”
"Its been two seconds???"
“I MISS MURDER”
"my life is in ruins. my pain is immeasurable. my crops are dead, unwatered, decaying into the dark confines of the crystal earth. my home destroyed into a fine dust, flying away in the wind with nothing but the cold to guide its path........there's no pizza left."
"MY TRASHCAN HAS TO BE CLOSETED FOREVER, MURDER, WHAT DO YOU MEAN??"
"can you get me some ice.. and while you're up can you get me some food?"
"WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SCRUB YOUR FEET AS WELL??"
“Put down for horny disease”
“…it’s terminal”
“Don’t sell yourself short or well I guess it’s false marketing to sell yourself tall”
"I am going to take you apart and rebuild you in the rough shape of a dog so that I can factually call you a bitch."
“Your tits are huge never kys”
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