Me If I Said Stuff

Hiiii, welcome to my kitchen where I cook shit absolutely no one asked for

[dream2nite]

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> Adult, they/them, guy gay

> I do write fanfic and draw fanart, but sharing takes a lot of trust. If you know me from main you can DM me for my new Ao3 handle. Many of my existing works are anonymous or orphaned

> I am open to writing challenges and/or exchanges if we share some interests.

> There is a certain actor you may know me to like. I’m mostly going to keep his work off this blog because it’s all over my others

> Common themes in my writing are robots, monster/alien anatomy, food, unrequited love, old men, themes of grief, internalized homophobia, humor, living gay closeted, and love for underwritten male characters

> Adults only please. I’m liable to talk about hard kink and I block very liberally. I write erotica, in case that’s not abundantly clear

> I’m very easily indoctrinated into shipping rarepairs I don’t already ship so. Feel free to get me on your bullshit

[aphel1on]

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The freaks who follow me understand my vision

The freaks who follow me understand my vision

The freaks who follow me understand my vision

[fanonical]

how much editing do you tend to do for fanfics? i don't really edit fics extensively - i do an editing pass or two, or more if the fic needs it, but doing any more, for me, that'd tip the scales from 'something i do for fun' to 'work', but i'm curious what other people's approaches are

[dream2nite]

Top/bottom discourse is mythological to me. I missed it. I’ve never seen it in the wild, only the after effects it had on fandom where now there are people who very confidently say “gay people don’t have preferences in real life, everyone is vers, that’s just inexperienced fanfic authors making that up” which is. What

[dream2nite]

Jed Bartlet and his 7 beautiful wives

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Accidentally counted him as one of his seven wives but in my defense the post time says 2:11am (I don’t remember posting it) and I just know I was horny and trying to be nonchalant about it. I need them to pass him around like a joint

[dream2nite]

What if you lived at your job and your employees could just walk into your bedroom and be like “hey what should I do about the thing tomorrow?”

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Also I have a little exerpt about this in a fic I’m working on if anyone wants to see it 👉👈

[dream2nite]

What if you lived at your job and your employees could just walk into your bedroom and be like “hey what should I do about the thing tomorrow?”

[mycatismyfriend]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer | 4.08 "Pangs"

[apolladay]

Fanfic readers, do you still read a fic if it has bad spelling, grammar, punctuation, or capitalization?

Yes, I still read regardless for any of those

Some of those, but not all

Only if it's short enough not to bother me

Only if it's been highly recommended to me

Something else

Not at all

Not a fic reader

Fanfic readers, do you still read a fic if it has bad spelling, grammar, punctuation, or capitalization?

Yes, I still read regardless for any of those

Some of those, but not all

Only if it's short enough not to bother me

Only if it's been highly recommended to me

Something else

Not at all

Not a fic reader

Remaining time: 1 day 15 hours

[bethanythebogwitch]

Bad grammar and stuff I can generally look past and I would be one hell of a hypocrite to stop reading over bad spelling. However one think I can't look past is not separating paragraphs. Space that shit out or it all turns into one unreadable block of text

[dream2nite]

Jed Bartlet and his 7 beautiful wives

[lypsys]

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[dream2nite]

I need to stop writing things that are largely considered cursed by the fanbase because I can’t handle content hate but anyways if you see a flashback Jed/Mrs. Landingham fic on Ao3 in a couple weeks I know nothing about it

[exo-raskreia]

[dream2nite]

Started a higher dose of antidepressants and it made me stop thinking about Josh/Matt. What do you mean that was a symptom 😩

[dream2nite]

Well I’m symptomatic again

[dream2nite]

S4 cult-era Angel/Gunn/Wes/Lorne in a group sex scenario but they’re all only doing it because they all wanna bone Angel

[dream2nite]

Oh and by the way they’re all psychically connected by Jasmine’s hivemind powers (like they were in canon after Fred escaped), thus amplifying Lorne’s powers, and reeeaaally can’t control the empath thing that well when he’s being railed

[bloodhound124]

you ever see a picture of two guys and the only thing you can think is oh definitely one drunken handjob in 2006

[dream2nite]

The Mommy Problem is truly such an episode. Josh straps himself to a chair, locks Matt in the elevator with him, and “Hurricane Santos” is born all within the span of 3 minutes