I'm The Urban Maenad Baby, I've Got Mead...

Grumpy wig on a stick. I'm old and write stuff about stuff that's even older. No TERFs/SWERFs/Tories. Future post-Brexit tomato baron. https://ko-fi.com/theasigma. She/they. ☀♍🌙♈↗♌

[rangerearlmcgraw]

Orthodox Christianity x honey bees

Photographers unknown

[victusinveritas]

[storm-of-the-swarm]

Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Yellow

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

No it’s red because of his shirt

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

You have no idea what you’re talking about

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

[voaga]

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

[everyday-cutephoto]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

[louceph]

smirking bastard with grievous grin

[theasigma]

I wish I could just go and swim in the river for free when I want, but it would be an ankle-deep paddle around discarded bits of bikes and trolleys and I can’t romanticise that into my cottagecore vision for the summer.

[gayvampyr]

6 year olds when they tell you to watch them do something cool

[mixxtheo]

so I was very obsessed with the brigadier and eh? expression I just cannot resist drawing him

[mixxtheo]

master wants the doctor hand-cuffed and wants to know how long he can hold out against the machine 😳

[stopmyhearts]

it is simply not possible to be a real doctor who fan

[rosieandthemoon]

St Dunstan in the East Church Garden

[victusinveritas]

[theasigma]

Having such a day I’ve had to buy a Niadem’s Ghost record…

[mortimermcmirestinks]

I've discerned the fundamental problem of being an extrovert with introvert friends

[paradoxical-variant]

I did not realize this was about introverts and extroverts and assumed this was about The Master and The Doctor. I stand by my interpretation.

[edwarbteach]

JUNE THE THIRD, AN EXCELLENT DAY!

[dankxsinatra]

[theasigma]

Gp: your blood is weird, we’ll call you back.

Bank: your account is weird. We’ll call you back.