I'm The Urban Maenad Baby, I've Got Mead...

Grumpy wig on a stick. I'm old and write stuff about stuff that's even older. No TERFs/SWERFs/Tories. Future post-Brexit tomato baron. https://ko-fi.com/theasigma. She/they. ☀♍🌙♈↗♌

[asakoizumiya]

THE LOVE WITCH (2016)

๋⭒dir. Anna Biller⭒

[sacred-portal]

[8pxl]

plate study, based off a photo: https://www.flickr.com/photos/64344131@N06/16215749275/

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[shiftythrifting]

The face on this panda is fucking me up

looks about right to me

[aroyalpaininthecass]

[seasonofhorror]

THE LOVE WITCH

2016, dir. Anna Biller

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[berlynn-wohl]

[harleyklawz]

Ita fucking hieroglyphs with you people

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

[dkpsyhog]

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

[eighthdoctorscocaine]

just saw a painting of saint sebastian and genuinely went ‘is that paul mcgann as the eighth doctor’. now you may cry brainrot! brainrot! but you haven’t seen the painting yet. hold your pitchforks for a second just wait for this

[eighthdoctorscocaine]

Saint Sebastian, oil on canvas by Andrea Mantegna (1431-1506, Italia)

[normalwomansstuff-deactivated20]

HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM...CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT

[alicerohrwacher]

THE LOVE WITCH (2016) dir. Anna Biller

[diaryofadarlingg]

[theasigma]

I almost forgot about the “outreach project” from last week where I turn up to my old school in the chariot dressed as kyniska and behead the headmaster as I ride through morning assembly. There will be no warning or explanation but it WILL get the kids talking about classics!

[reputayswift]

“I’m coming over, you better not be Vintage American Girl Westie Coconut With Chariot And Tiara when I get there.”

my unruly ass:

[theasigma]

The rest of today’s to-do list:

-put clean clothes away

-sort out my swimming stuff for tomorrow

-figure out what I’m doing between swimming and haircut (4 hours)

-work out what to wear tomorrow

-email someone because I’ve double booked myself (again)

-make a list of other people to email tomorrow

-order something to eat

-plan when to go to the supermarket because all I’ve got is two yoghurts (questionable) and a jar of beetroot.

-take out the green bin after 6pm

[boppinbobby]

julian get out of there that's not your show

[theasigma]

Also also that nice guy in the blue shirt who I absolutely didn’t talk to because I have no fucking chance.

Last night I was reblogging “poop fart nuts”. Today I’m writing about ancient temples.

Literally fucking nobody is putting up with either type of nonsense from me.

[theasigma]

In other news, new medication might be working?