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this is a sideblog for random stuff.

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturongs of crepuscular mischief

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[dogpuppy]

[jessaerys]

not a lot going on in this horror movie where some college kids are stuck in an endless road forever with scary people coming out of the woods if they stop driving except the realest behavior if you were stuck in an endless road forever with scary people coming out of the woods if you stop driving

[aflo]

It's ennui ennuednesday

[lleyksie]

moles + worms + shrew

[snailtongue]

[ID: A Giant Elephant Shrew sitting in straw bedding.] via

[guppyscolita]

Hand to werewolf paw transformation

[rivertigo]

[dailyhistoryposts]

The Original Rainbow Pride Flag (1978) by Gilbert Baker.

[jamnsketch]

venus // pluto

[wintercorrybriea2]

Junji Ito x Sanrio by Good Smile Company

[katelyn-danger]

You stumble across my half-eaten corpse in the abandoned mineshaft, clutching the note that i used my last energy to write, but it's just a badly drawn picture of me and the monster holding hands with hearts all around it and the words "big dogy" are scrawled at the bottom.

[casceth]

POV: you are about to die 100 times

[bobdylanyaoi]

what i feel like when i reply to someone’s post

[jennaflare]

[prokopetz]

Any time I see a computer RPG where all the NPC party members are girls with extravagant outfits and big boobs, and then the actual player character is Generic Sword Guy, I'm like: come on, man. You're out of theme. Get with the program!

[prokopetz]

I don't even necessarily mean what Tumblr considers to be the obvious solution, though that's always a fun one – it's really the "generic" part of Generic Sword Guy that's the issue. Sometimes I think those 1990s JRPGs where the protagonist is supposed to be a grizzled veteran, then you look at the official character art and he's rocking a dancer's leotard, tights, thigh-high boots, tasselled cape, and exactly one (1) armoured shoulder-pad had the right idea – that guy would fit right in!

[prokopetz]

I am 100% serious about bringing that look back. I want to see a male lead in a fantasy harem RPG who's sporting a glam-rock haircut, a ruffly poet shirt open to the chest, and a pair of uncomfortably tight stripey trousers visibly struggling to restrain a dick bulge the size of a regulation softball. Bonus points if he has a scarf also.

[prokopetz]

I'm getting so many responses to this thread that seem to be assuming I'm describing a hypothetical scenario here, and I need to emphasise that this is just what a lot of 1990s JRPG protagonists were actually like. Ashley Riot has more polygons in his ass than in his face.

[sodium-ion]

Holy shit they wasn’t lyin that man got ASS

[prokopetz]

I would never lie about Ashley Riot's ass.

He wasn't even the only male JRPG protagonist of that particular era to be rocking the "pants/shorts that inexplicably leave his whole ass hanging out" look, either. Four years later we got Magna Carta: Tears of Blood, whose male lead... well:

[froxictog]

Let's get some VS character art in here:

Sydney is the primary antagonist, as you can tell just from looking at him -- unlike Ashley, he hides his ass (or, perhaps, lack thereof) with that half-skirt (waist-cape?) thing.

[prokopetz]

True, but he makes up for it with the fact that the front of his trousers rides so low that he'd be rocking exposed shaft if the game's art style were even 5% more realistic.