hedonism saves

1996

[dreambutch]

It's so weird. I'm 28 and I feel like I have direction for the first time in my life.

[hayaomiyazaki]

Konbini • Luca Guadagnino est dans le Video Club

[thatdisasterauthor]

If you have a family group text, you must also have the parallel siblings only group text where you dissect what the FUCK is going on with your parent(s) as a running live commentary on what's going down in the main group text.

[thatdisasterauthor]

See. Here's what's happening.

My dad, after his dad died, made it a point to start calling everyone in the family ALL THE TIME. He has a schedule.

My sister and I usually got calls 1-2x a week from him. But after we both chewed him out post election, he hasn't called and has barely texted, and he has not once acknowledged us chewing him out.

Then today, he's inviting us to a concert all of a sudden. And it turns out this concert is an extended family affair, up to and including my Catholic Preacher Second Cousin.

It is in June.

I get my boobs chopped off mid April.

Which means this will be my first extended family affair post boob chopping, and literally the only one who is probably gonna know about it will be my sister, who will also be coming.

So I'm just gonna show up to this concert, surrounded by the Most Catholic members of my family (including some who are probably more Catholic than the preacher) and I just. Won't have boobs. And I am GLEEFULLY awaiting whatever's gonna happen. The awkward Catholicism will be TANGIBLE.

[gallusrostromegalus]

You know that post about the guy that had huge knockers one summer family vacation, then had top surgery before the next one, so he tailored the exact swimsuit that he had last year to fit his chest and then... didn't say anything. Just watched his extended family squirm, trying to figure out how to broach the question, or if they were hallucinating his boobs altogether?

I'll tailor your shirts to fit if you let me come along.

[jonah-fagnus]

people really just walk into horror movies and expect them not to deal with uncomfortable things despite the genre being dedicated to discomfort.

i saw so many people complain that lisa frankenstein, a movie where one of the leads is famously a rotting corpse, was too gross for them. when i walked out of nosferatu, i heard people say that the nudity was uncalled for... in a vampire film. nudity? in MY gothic horror?! unheard of!

a LOT of people really need to accept that maybe some genres just aren't to their taste, idk. not every movie needs to be cookie-cutter clean. sexuality is a staple of gothic horror, if not the wider genre horror in General. you don't need to enjoy it, but it doesn't make these things uncalled for.

[onemillionwordsofcrap]

Lowkey fascinated (positive) with your turn of phrase here. "Loadbearing taboo." I am rotating it in my mind

[wanhyutji]

Actually I DO think twelve year olds should get hrt. That’s the normal age to start puberty, so why does it have to be different for trans kids?

[thatdisasterauthor]

If you have a family group text, you must also have the parallel siblings only group text where you dissect what the FUCK is going on with your parent(s) as a running live commentary on what's going down in the main group text.

[thatdisasterauthor]

See. Here's what's happening.

My dad, after his dad died, made it a point to start calling everyone in the family ALL THE TIME. He has a schedule.

My sister and I usually got calls 1-2x a week from him. But after we both chewed him out post election, he hasn't called and has barely texted, and he has not once acknowledged us chewing him out.

Then today, he's inviting us to a concert all of a sudden. And it turns out this concert is an extended family affair, up to and including my Catholic Preacher Second Cousin.

It is in June.

I get my boobs chopped off mid April.

Which means this will be my first extended family affair post boob chopping, and literally the only one who is probably gonna know about it will be my sister, who will also be coming.

So I'm just gonna show up to this concert, surrounded by the Most Catholic members of my family (including some who are probably more Catholic than the preacher) and I just. Won't have boobs. And I am GLEEFULLY awaiting whatever's gonna happen. The awkward Catholicism will be TANGIBLE.

[gallusrostromegalus]

You know that post about the guy that had huge knockers one summer family vacation, then had top surgery before the next one, so he tailored the exact swimsuit that he had last year to fit his chest and then... didn't say anything. Just watched his extended family squirm, trying to figure out how to broach the question, or if they were hallucinating his boobs altogether?

I'll tailor your shirts to fit if you let me come along.

[covid-safer-hotties]

[fellowspacecadet]

I mean… they are very aware no one listens to them about COVID anyway. I would shut the fuck up and let people deal with the consequences of their own actions, too

[dykegerard]

Federal agencies actually don't get to just say "fuck around and find out" about public health emergencies to the entire population of the United States because people were mean to them lmfao

[bixels]

As gen-AI becomes more normalized (Chappell Roan encouraging it, grifters on the rise, young artists using it), I wanna express how I will never turn to it because it fundamentally bores me to my core. There is no reason for me to want to use gen-AI because I will never want to give up my autonomy in creating art. I never want to become reliant on an inhuman object for expression, least of all if that object is created and controlled by tech companies. I draw not because I want a drawing but because I love the process of drawing. So even in a future where everyone’s accepted it, I’m never gonna sway on this.

[wild-cabins]

Kiel James Patrick

[princncess2]

[millionmovieproject]

[catchymemes]

credit

[i-am-a-megalodon]

Reblogging because everyone deserves to know the creator of this masterpiece

(The piece is called Master's Blessing btw)

[scretladyspider]

“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

[dreambutch]

also while im in a spicy mood audiobooks are wonderful and valuable and helpful and they are not a 1:1 replacement for actually reading. You process them differently. Please do what you can to augment your listening with reading.

[dreambutch]

i see a lot of discourse brainrot that could be cured by simply understanding queer as a coherent gender category necessary to maintaining the binary

[drivemysoul]

every time there’s suddenly a hate campaign against a female celebrity, the internet comes forward with their attitude of “i know the LAST one turned out to be a misogynistic and manipulative smear campaign after a woman was being abused and taken advantage of, but THIS TIME it’s real and justified” and then it never is and the cycle just repeats endlessly

[skzloona]

Idk who needs to hear this but bisexuality includes trans people. Not "it can" include trans people or it "sometimes" includes trans people. It does. It always has. Any bisexual who says there's doesn't is just a transphobe and doesn't fucking represent what we're about.

[teashoesandhair]

'Pansexuality is like bisexuality, except it includes trans people' was one of the biggest brainrot takes of the mid 2010s on this hellsite, truly.