THINGS MARKIPLIER SAYS SENTENCE STARTERS
Am I supposed to be scared?
Bitch, what are you gonna do now?
Come on! Come at me! Get some.
Excuse me, but what the fuck?
Fra - gi - le. Must be French.
Goddamn it you sack of tits
Hello, 911? I’m breaking into my neighbor’s house.
Hello, you look tired! Also stupid.
Hello? I’m new to the neighborhood.
He was just mildly concerned that someone was in his house.
Hey, that’s uncomfortably close.
He’s stuck in his own trap like an idiot.
I am not Benedict Cumberbatch.
I don’t know what that is but I think it’s really stupid.
I don’t know what the fuck happened there.
I don’t like this place at all. Nothing in this place is cool.
If I do that, I’m gonna die.
I know that sound. I know exactly that sound.
I played with all the doodaddies.
Is it never going to be daytime?
Is that a crime? Probably.
I still got your remote, bitch.
I still have the flashlight.
It doesn’t work - wait, fuck - does it? Oh, it does.
It isn’t too weird of a thing to imagine.
I’m assuming I did something wrong.
I’m gonna get up there and do the thing with the people.
I’m just going to barge into your home, don’t mind me.
I’m just gonna go to bed.
I’m not in your house! You’re in my house!
Just gonna steal his milk, and his broom, and his pot.
Let’s get a good look at that ass.
Let’s keep the lights off, I like to make it creepier.
Looks pretty wimpy to me.
No reason to be nervous, I’m a human just like you.
Oh, this has not been taken care of.
Oh my God, he’s got a glue collection. At least I hope that’s glue.
OH MY GOD I GOUGED HER EYES OUT I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW I COULD
Okay, well that’s terrifying.
Screw you. Screw you a lot.
Take one more step, I’m gonna call the police.
That was a screaming head. Okay then.
That was rather profound - but did it have anything to do with what’s going on right now?
The land value in this town must be shit.
There is no reason to be upset.
There’s a key in an apple.
There’s been a lot of changes.
This apple is my goodwill offering.
This is awesome - freaky, but awesome.
This isn’t exactly a good hiding spot.
Well, I need to get inside.
What did I just get myself into?
What was I supposed to do?!
Whoop - shit, didn’t mean to throw that.
Who’s knocking on the other side of that goddamn door?
Why are there doors on the ceiling?
Why did I buy this house?
Why is his car crashed into his yard?
Why is there a big demonic symbol on the wall?
Wire, wire, where do you lead?
Yay. Good for me. I did it.
Yes, good - yes excellent - the baby’s crying.
You are a trusting individual and I like that. I like that a lot.
You know how much of a genius I am.
You know what? Come on, kill me, I don’t even care.
You’ll never have any control in your life.
You’re not allowed to be that fast.