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@dreameffects
Send me “Dear Diary” and I'll share a single paragraph out of my muse's diary for every one I receive.
Paranorman sentence starters
73 starters feel free to change gender pronouns
“What’s happening now?”
“Well, the zombie is eating her head, _____.”
“That’s not very nice. What’s he doing that for?”
“I’m sure if they just bothered to sit down and talk it through, it’d be a different story.”
“He’s, like, R-I-double-P-E-D. Like, a seven-pack, at least.”
“How many times do we have to go through this, _____?”
“God, I’m not making this up, I swear!”
“Does anyone smell burning?”
“You stink of illiteracy!”
“I keep telling you, _____. I like to be alone.”
“You shouldn’t let them get you down.”
“If you were bigger and more stupid, you’d probably be a bully too.”
“I was told not to talk to you. Sorry.”
“I can see ghosts too. And I know that’s not all you’ve been seeing lately, is it?”
“And I’ll bet no one told you about the witch’s curse, did they?”
“The witch’s curse is real! And you’re the one who has to stop it.”
“You’ve got to use your gift of talking to the dead.”
“Don’t make me throw this hummus. It’s spicy.”
“Jeez, what a dirty old creep.”
“So is it true? Can you see ghosts, like, everywhere, all the time?”
“Can you stop doing that? It’s kind of stupid.”
“No, you try it. I already went, like, fifty times.”
“The dead are coming!”
“You know, sometimes people say things that seem mean, but they do it because they’re afraid.”
“But I… I don’t know what any of it means.”
“Do I look crazy to you?”
“You know, I’ve kind of got other things on my mind right now.”
“Just go home, _____. I’m better off on my own anyway.”
“There’s nothing wrong with being scared, _____, so long as you don’t let it change who you are.”
“I think I peed my pants!”
“Are they going to try to eat our brains?”
“_____, I don’t understand. Just tell me what to do!”
“I really need to get home ‘cause I’ve got a seriously early curfew.”
“Kill me now.”
“Just so you know, I totally saved his life, and I could totally save yours.”
“Sorry, my fault. When I’m nervous, I get mouth diarrhea.”
“You know, I would Google this myself if there wasn’t a three-hundred-year-old guy trying to rip my face off.”
“I really think it might help if you tried to see things from his point of view.”
“Man! Zombies take over the world and we lock ourselves in a library! Are you kidding me? There’s an adult video store just across the street.”
“This will be a piece of cake, you’ll see.”
“It would’ve been a quiet night too, if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids.”
“I can’t believe this is your plan.”
“There’s something moving out there. I think it’s the zombies.”
“I’m scared, _____, and I can’t listen to this anymore.”
“You never listen. No one ever listens!”
“I’m scared too, but I’ve still got to do this!”
“I should’ve known you wouldn’t understand. No one ever does!”
“I’m not going anywhere. You can’t make me.”
“Why won’t you listen to me? Why are you doing this?”
“Do you have anything to say for yourself?”
“I didn’t do anything wrong!”
“Leave me alone or I’ll make you sorry!”
“You must stop the curse.”
“I believed we were doing what was right. I was wrong. Now, this is our punishment.”
“_____, if we die tonight, this may be the last chance I get to tell you how I feel.”
“I have cheered the uncheerable, _____, and I am not letting you give up now!”
“I wish I understood you.”
“You’re not welcome here. Go away.”
“I don’t want to go to sleep, and you can’t make me.”
“I don’t like this story!”
“I’ll make you suffer!”
“I wanted everyone to see how rotten they were.”
“They did something awful, but that doesn’t mean you should too. All that’s left in you now is mean and horrible!”
“Then stop! This is wrong and you know it!”
“You’ve spent so long remembering the bad people that you’ve forgotten the good ones.”
“But you’re not alone! You have to remember!”
“I think you got so scared that you forgot who you are.”
“But what about the people who hurt you? Don’t you ever want to make them suffer?”
“You think just because there’s bad people out there, that there’s no good ones either?”
“That story you were telling, how does it end?”
“I thought I was going to lose you.”
“You did it! You stopped the witch’s curse and made the zombies go away and saved pretty much everything!”
“So, do you think now everything’s going to turn back to normal?”
failwind:
“Oh, sorrowful eve…”
“Forgive me, my precious Singing Pipe, for failing to protect y-”
Hark! A song drifts through the darkness, parting the silence of the night. Grimnir sits upright and glances every which way for the source of the not-so beautiful sound — aha!
“Greetings, mortal!”
He swivels around with a gust of wind on his heels, scattering pebbles here and there. “That instrument, it’s… i-it’s awesome! Er, uh! I mean, it’s fantonderful- uh, fantastic! Wonderful! What is it?!”
Mortal? Well, it’s true, but she’s never been CALLED that before.
“It’s a flute, although I’m not very good at it. I was learning music from my teacher, but he isn’t here, so I’m stuck.” True, she was purposely playing badly--there’s a difference between intentionally being bad, and just plain sucking at playing an instrument, and she’d rather be the former--but even so, the effect is the same.
At least the stranger was being nice about it... or was he making fun of her?
She points at the broken Otamatone.
“So, um, what happened? I’m sorry for your loss.”
random sentence starters
random sentences for any / multiple scenario(s). change around as you see fit.
“ who do you think you are? “
“ wait , did you just say you love me? “
“ please just … leave me alone. “
“ i’m so happy! “
“ is this a gift for me? “
“ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! “
“ i love you. “
“ shut up! shut the fuck up! “
“ who told you that?! i didn’t say that! “
“ w — what? “
“ … i’m sorry. “
“ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “
“ bitch , guess what? “
“ oh my god … “
“ fuck you to fucking hell! “
“ man … go to hell. “
“ what did you just send me? “
“ what did you just say? “
“ they’re totally checking you out right now. “
“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “
“ are you jealous? “
“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “
“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “
“ you’re so stupid. “
“ okay! that’s it! put your dukes up! “
“ you don’t want me. “
“ question , you’re not dating anyone , are you? “
“ let me take you out on a date. “
“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “
“ no! don’t tickle me! “
“ i’m not good for you , trust me. “
“ no offense but i’m out of your league. “
“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “
“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “
“ so what will it be tonight? “
“ please , let me listen to celine dion in the dark in peace. “
“ i don’t love you. “
“ you don’t love me. “
“ … is there something you want? “
“ you know , you’re really cute. “
“ god , just let me fucking love you , you idiot! “
“ shh … don’t cry. “
“ i just feel like everything is falling apart. “
“ DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! “
“ hello darkness my old friend … “
“ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “
✰ — — — BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ do you think we’re gonna die here tonight? ’ ‘ it’s horrifying, chilling… just over all not good. ’ ‘ should we just get this over with? ’ ‘ he’s a fucking criminal. ’ ‘ sharing is caring? meh, go fuck yourself. ’ ‘ oh god, um… oh my god, i fucking hate this. ’ ‘ stop banging on the door, you dick. ’ ‘ what. the fuck. is wrong with you. ’ ‘ i gotta be honest, this doesn’t really compel me very much. ’ ‘ that was a joke that i made and then it formed your opinion on it. ’ ‘ flip that switch. do you think that’s the murder switch? ’ ‘ this is embarrassing. this is embarrassing for you, i think. ’ ‘ no one’s ghost-proof. ’ ‘ i’m ghost-proof. ’ ‘ you’re not ghost-proof. you’re just an idiot who refuses to see proof. ’ ‘ i’m ghost-proof, baby! ’ ‘ that sounded like will smith! ’ ‘ is will smith dead? has anyone checked the news?! ’ ‘ the problem is if there’s something that attacks us down here, i’m going to hit my head on the ceiling and my skull will smash. ’ ‘ alright, buddy. keep your wits about ya. ’ ‘ let’s get the fuck out of here. ’ ‘ i kind of just looked into places that would make me wanna die and i think this checks that box. ’ ‘ did i just blind you? good, good, good. it’ll give you the vision. ’ ‘ take a drink! ’ ‘ i’m gonna get you all tanked. ’ ‘ what do you expect? what insight are you trying to gather from here? ’ ‘ maybe the noise is a little snake. can you imagine a little snake wrapped around a little pickaxe with a little hat on? ’ ‘ i’m not trying to do that whole dismissive thing, but… i’m dismissing it. ’ ‘ alright. alright, man. you just gotta chill. ’ ‘ i thought ‘glory hole’ used to mean something very innocuous, though. ’ ‘ it’s where the men fucked the earth hoping to impregnate it with gold. ’ ‘ a bug flew up my nose. ’ ‘ i think i’ve swallowed about six tablespoons of bugs at this point. ’ ‘ it’s so silent aside from the bugs in my ears. ’ ‘ a bat flew right behind you just now. ’ ‘ that bat was straight-up going for your ass… it was an ass bat. ’ ‘ dude, i’m so nervous. ’ ‘ how can you be nervous with a beautiful sunset like that? ’ ‘ there’s some pretty shitty things that have happened to people around here. ’ ‘ can you even look at least a little bit worried? ’ ‘ yeah, i’m fucking nervous, man. i feel like i’m gonna vomit. ’ ‘ we’re all assholes here. ’ ‘ i don’t know why i phrased it ‘lucky for us.’ i think i was feeling brave when i wrote this. ’ ‘ yeah, this isn’t lucky for you at all. ’ ‘ i’m gonna try and avoid saying ‘demon’ as much as i can. ’ ‘ i’m not gonna let you goad me into this, i know what you’re trying to do. ’ ‘ shut up. we’re moving on. ’ ‘ you know what? i’m not trying to scare you, but… i got a bad feeling about this one. ’ ‘ why are you unbuttoning your pants? we’re in public right now. ’ ‘ oh… you’ve out-dumbed yourself. ’ ‘ you know, i thought this was gonna be funny, but now i’m actually happy that i have it. ’ ‘ i’m a whole other coin. just like a chill ass wheat-back penny. ’ ‘ i’m doing it for the betterment of the science. ’ ‘ any demons here? you got any demons out tonight? any horn-y boys or whatever they are. ’ ‘ you may not like this… i’m gonna try to agitate it. ’ ‘ you do what you gotta do and i’ll do what i gotta do. ’ ‘ i’m just gonna be as crude as possible here. ’ ‘ no, no, no. just right out of the gate. why build up? ’ ‘ if you don’t believe then there’s nothing for you to be afraid of, right? ’ ‘ you can be is big of a prick as you want, but i’m staying over here. ’ ‘ if you want me off this bridge, you’re gonna have to kill me. ’ ‘ nope! don’t loop me into your shit! ’ ‘ stop looping me. i hate when you do this to me in demon places. ’ ‘ i’m not part of his little charade. ’ ‘ children will come here and tell tales about me. ’ ‘ shut the fuck up – i’m gonna murder you. ’ ‘ oh what a load of horse shit. ’ ‘ oh, skip the theatrics and just go into it. ’ ‘ if you want me off this bridge, you’re gonna have to throw me off. ’ ‘ you gotta admit, that is an effective technique. ’ ‘ no, it’s not an effective technique. it’s a way to get killed. ’ ‘ that’s not how you get them, shut up. ’ ‘ when’s the last time you ever walked into the dark woods? ’ ‘ this is so much scarier than hunting fucking sasquatch. ’ ‘ people usually feel overcome with emotion in here, like a violent emotion. ’ ‘ give me a heads up if you start to feel murderous. i would appreciate that. ’ ‘ by the way, these woods are also scary because of the people that might be in there. ’ ‘ i mean, people are greater threats than demons or ghouls. ’ ‘ i can’t fight, you can’t fight. ’ ‘ you’re like one of those carwash floaty things that are out front just wiggling around. ’ ‘ anyone doing up to no good out here? ’ ‘ one of these times we’re gonna die. ’ ‘ oh shit! there’s something over there. i don’t know what it is, but the bushes are moving. ’ ‘ i just heard a scream. ’ ‘ well, if we just make it seem like we’re in on it, like… we’re here for the cult stuff. ’ ‘ we’re here for the cult stuff. we saw the ad on craigslist. ’ ‘ it feels weird to even joke. i’m so fucking scared right now. ’ ‘ oh sure they’d be hiding in the bushes. they’re cultists. ’ ‘ i keep collecting spiderwebs on my face and now i’m just sort of immune to them. i’m just letting them accumulate. ’ ‘ well, you are just a giant stick walking around. ’ ‘ oh, this looks fun… an odd collection of branches. looks like a witch lair or something. ’ ‘ hello? you can’t be doing occult stuff like this. it’s a weeknight. ’ ‘ dude, wait. you’re fucking crazy. ’ ‘ you need to chill. you need to chill out. ’ ‘ hey man, it’s just a plant. ’ ‘ we kicked goatman off the bridge, it’s ours now. ’ ‘ goatman, are you out here in the woo– well, he’s out here in the woods ‘cause he’s not tending to his bridge. ’ ‘ clearly. that’s why finders keepers and all that. ’ ‘ hey, if there’s cultists out there… i gotta let you know, my pal has a water gun. ’ ‘ i don’t like this, i don’t like this one bit. ’ ‘ we are hearing noise from all sides at this point. it’s very blair witch. ’ ‘ yeah, let’s leave. ’ ‘ the name ‘steve’ doesn’t really strike fear into the heart. ’ ‘ i’ll go along with this. fun gimmick. ’ ‘ well demons, it’s been fun. ’ ‘ as we snuff these candles so too do we snuff you from this mortal world, you fucking wimp. ’ ‘ this bridge is officially mine. they’ll tell legends of me here. ’ ‘ oh god, i feel like i’ve gone to the dark side. ’ ‘ just gloat a little bit. this is a win for you. ’
failwind:
As moonlight crests the tips of skyscrapers in the Fibonacci canyon, so too does Grimnir sit atop a rock on the outskirts of the ward.
Tragically, he can play beautiful music no more — his Otamatone, slain unjustly at the hands of an opponent, is snapped in half. He holds both pieces.
Even so…
He plays a single, horrible low note, the only part of the stem still attached to the mouth of the instrument. It echoes through the canyon.
Madotsuki does not know this man. She doesn’t know him, nor why the...is that an Otamatone? ...Well. She doesn’t know why it’s in such a state, but she recognizes a tragedy when she sees one.
It feels only right for her to pay tribute to the fallen instrument, so she holds out her hands and summons her Flute effect.
There is, truly, only one song she can think of that could pay the proper respect in the face of such misfortune.
@yeahgen, continued from [x]
“A whole week...? How embarrassing.”
She sat still despite her griping, wincing each time a splinter was removed, though she didn’t pull her hand away.
How embarrassing, indeed. She had a history of sleepwalking, but back home there was nowhere for her to go. Here, though?
Well, she remembered dreaming of climbing. Dreaming of climbing, then jumping, then falling... then the feeling of actually falling, and then... ouch.
“Sorry about the toothpicks. And, um, thanks.”
flaws & strengths
↳ bold / italicize what applies to your muse ! italics indicate mostly like the muse, bold indicates a lot like the muse, and bold italic indicates extremely like the muse.
╳ FLAWS
moody | short-tempered | emotionally unstable | whiny
controlling | conceited | possessive | paranoid | lies
impatient | cowardly | bitter | selfish | power-hungry
greedy | lazy | judgmental | forgetful | impulsive
spiteful | stubborn | sadistic | petty | unlucky |
♔ STRENGTHS
honest | trustworthy | thoughtful | caring | brave
patient | selfless | ambitious | tolerant | lucky
intelligent | confident | focused | humble | generous
merciful | observant | wise | clever | charming
cheerful | optimistic | decisive | adaptive | calm
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first meeting meme | accepting ; send 👹 for my muse to scare yours
@ignorantdaughter
It’s the Halloween season, after all. And although she hasn’t shopped for a costume yet, she has some other tricks up her sleeve.
So to speak, anyway–she no longer had any sleeves, or arms to put in them, or even a body to attach those arms to.
Roll. Roll. Roll.
Why bother with a costume when she could just equip the Severed Head effect and be effortlessly creepy that way?
Of course, she hadn’t meant for anyone to actually see her that way. So when her disembodied head rolled into the path of someone she didn’t even know. she stared up with wide, startled eyes.
“Uh… sorry…?”
First meeting meme
Send 😀 for your muse to admit they’re my muse’s biggest fan Send 😅 for your muse to bump into mine Send 😉 for your muse to attempt flirting with mine Send 😎 for your muse to show off how cool they are Send 😘 for your muse to make that face towards mine across a bar Send 😍 for your muse to fall in love with mine at first sight Send 🤠 for your muse to act like a cowboy Send 🤡 for your muse to break some awkward silence with a joke Send 🤓 for your muse to teach mine a scientific lesson Send 😐 for your muse to silently judge mine Send 😶 for your muse to have a secret crush on mine and attempt interacting with them Send 😪 for your muse to fall asleep on mine Send 👹 for my muse to scare yours Send 😱 for your muse expressing how offended they are about something my muse said Send 👻 for your muse to appear in front of mine as a ghost Send 👉 for your muse to gunfinger towards mine Send 😈 for your muse to bully mine Send 👋 for your muse to wave at mine, thinking they’re someone else Send 👊 for your muse to punch mine out of nowhere Send 🐶 for your muse to randomly give mine a puppy and run away Send 🐱 for your muse to randomly give mine a kitten and run away Send 🐓 for your muse to give mine an angry chicken and run for their lives Send 🍺 for your muse to sleep in my muse’s apartment after getting completely drunk Send 🔪 for your muse to try to kill mine Send 🏏 for your muse to accidentally smash my muse’s window with a baseball Send 📞 for your muse to accidentally call mine Send 🌳 for your muse to sit next to mine at a park and start up a conversation
My muse in a relationship ?s
Please include if you want answers for a particular verse or ship.
🤗Are they physically affectionate? 🎶Do they have a type? 😡What are their deal breakers? ↕️Are they sub, dom or switch? ⏰How long do their relationships tend to last? 💍Would they ever get married? 🏷️Do they give their partners cute nicknames? 💋Are they more sensual or sexual? 📖What is their favorite outside of the bedroom activity to do with their partner? 🛏What is their favorite bedroom activity to do with their partner? 💚Are they prone to jealousy? 😘Does their demeanor change when in a relationship? 👫Do they display affection in public? What about in private? 💕Are they open to threesomes or a polyamorous relationship? 💔Do they have a certain type of person they will not enter into a relationship with? 💝How long until they feel secure and comfortable in a relationship? 🤐Would they ever confess their feelings first? ❌Would they ever cheat on their partner? 👨👩👧👦Do they want children? 🐶Are they a cuddler? 🔮Do they believe in soul mates? ⚔️ Are they protective of their partner? 🚀 How far are they willing to go for the person they love? ❤️ Do they fall in love easily? 📺 Do they share information about their relationships freely with friends and family? ♦️Are they concerned with the social status of their partner? 💭 Do they tend to sleep better when in bed with their partner?
moodboard meme
send me one of the following symbols and i’ll make a moodboard for my character.
✿ for a general moodboard about my muse
💛 for a moodboard about our muses’ relationship
❤ for a moodboard about a romantic relationship of my muse
💗 for a moodboard about another significant relationship in my muse’s life
💕 for a moodboard on my muse’s view on romantic and/or sexual relationships
👗 for a moodboard about my muse’s fashion style
👶 for a moodboard about my muse’s childhood
🏠 for a moodboard about my muse’s home aesthetics
🍕 for a moodboard about my muse’s favorite foods
👮 for a moodboard about my muse’s occupation
She’s tapping on her phone, a slight hint of frustration on her face.
“Can’t you download NASU on this stupid thing?”
@zyrtecdior liked for a starter
At first she wasn’t going to say anything.
She was intimidated by almost everyone, to say nothing of particularly pretty and fashion-forward girls. Tall, gorgeous, and oblivious to her presence--this kind of girl always reminded her of the Toriningen in her dreams, partying just out of reach.
She could never approach them. Not in dreams, and not in real life.
Unless, apparently, she was almost deliriously sleep-deprived. She hadn’t slept well since arriving on the island, having been too nervous and uncomfortable in a place that wasn’t familiar--that wasn’t hers. Her thoughts were slow and fuzzy and couldn’t catch up to her mouth in time.
“Your hair.”
“Doesn’t it get exhausting, expending time and effort to style it every day? ...It’s pretty.”
I’d rather pretend I’m something BETTER than these b r o k e n parts Pretend I’m something other than this mess that I am
“are you okay” no, next question
// alright I’m about to get into character I guess
and by that I mean it’s bedtime
but like for a starter and I’ll get to them tomorrow!