Ands

| gryffinclaw | INxP | scorpio☼ and ↑ | aries☽ | crying bc of steve rogers and/or 9-1-1 |

[nessa007]

me every minute of every day:

[anonymousalchemist]

being 25 is like: im dying. im living my best life. im a failure. my life hasnt started. everything interesting has already happened to me. im achieving my dreams. im cutting my hair with kitchen scissors. im starting a skincare routine. im a corporate professional. im a sellout. im out of groceries. i have too many groceries. i am never going to be successful. i am going to win a hugo award before im 30. im crazy. im boring. i need to finish this essay. i need to finish this story. i need to start a newsletter. i need to start tweeting more. i need to stop tweeting. i need to ghost all my friends. i need to tell my friends i love them. i need to find a new apartment. i need to take out the trash. i am the trash that needs to be taken out. 

[charl0ttan]

aaaand my past is right behind me isnt it

[peribirb]

*thinking about the moments i can never return to* Well that just happened :/

[iinsawdious]

"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

[deedzreads]

me pretending steve never left, tony and nat never died and they all lived together as a big happy family

[mkbaby1]

*the fattest fucking sigh from the depths of my soul*

[poseidons-lovechild]

[killxbunnyyy]

no rizz i’ll just send you telepathic messages and hope you receive them

[killxbunnyyy]

Sir, that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic delusion

[fleuvien]

[future-crab]

Every episode of Supernatural they ask, "How will we defeat this new and unique monster?" and the answer is "shoot them with guns," mostly.

[luvmoonie]

john krasinski not being in romcoms is the biggest rob of the century

[thatboisus]

me logging onto tumblr after consuming a new piece of media

[lastoneout]

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

[drops-of-universe]

so hard to beat the “annoying” allegations when you’re annoying

[godofthelairss]

oh thanks for the compliment unfortunately i don’t believe you

[my-ny]

David Wallace after Dunder Mifflin got bought by Sabre is all of us in quarantine