motherfuckin woman

baby alright

[dreamerwiththenervetoadoreyou]

ZAK BAGANS FREESTYLE (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[theburialofstrawberries]

me: idk jeff…i thought i really kinned with him you know…

jeff goldblum: sure i do. but sometimes we dont kin with a person, we kin with the, a, a, a, idea of a person. now think hard: did you kin with him, or did you just project? (pats me on the back with an unopened tootsie roll as i burst into tears)

[cyber-yeezuss]

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

[khe1]

looking for an expert on babys out there

[mikkeumera-deactivated20210802]

im a baby myself… what do u need

[khe1]

hey

[khe1]

what are your weaknesses

[frawgs]

eats a peanut before i suck ur dick so my throat closes and creates a tighter grip

[campcrystallake1980-deactivated]

do you take constructive criticism on your posts?

[frawgs]

there is absolutely nothing to critique here

[markv5]

Добытчик

[setheverman]

[onlytwitterpics]

[krawps]

[dilfphd]

TOMORROW IS THE 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIM DOING IT TO US

National Holiday

[wahooanswers]

[fionagoddess]

[dykemd]

same energy

[hotboyproblems]

When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for

[xmenladies]

The short-term dream is to be in the live-action Mulan. Of course I would want to be Mulan, but I’d play Peasant No. 2 if I had to. I think if you cut my hair, I could also look enough like a dude to play the dragon. I am willing to break that barrier for a dream to come true.

[onlinegirl420]

me on the first day of september

[tereozil]

Laugh From Around The World In Messages.

From fb.

[i-am-a-fish]