Dungeon Master Thoughts: "Ummm, that wasnt supposed to happen,,,," *Characters screaming and dying in the background*
Dungeon Master: "EVERYONE PAUSE, HERE IS A HINT: RUN AWAY, RUN, JUST RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN."
Character: "Oh look a dragon, he looks friendly. Maybe he wants to be friends!" *Skips to the monster and asks the monster if he has had a good day*
Dungeon Master: *face-palm and sighs aggressively*
Character: status~currently unable to find body. Must have been eaten by the dragon.
"Aaahhhhh!!!! I am dead!!! What did I do wrong?!?! All I wanted to do is say hello!!"
Dungeon Master:
√(--.....--) ,( -_ -), (△—△)~ n_n
"I told you not to do that"
.............
"Out of the love of my heart,,,,,,,, your God,,,,, bestows upon you the ability to rewind time and to restore to full health when upon returning to the time you desire. By doing this you accept the responsibility to head to the warnings of your God to flee from this enemy. May your wish be granted."
Dungeon Master Thoughts: "TRUST THE ALMIGHTY AND POWERFUL WISDOM THAT COMES FROM THE GLORIOUS AND MAGNIFICENT MOUTH OF GOD, Oh feeble being that walks the planet."
Character: "Oh ok, lets see,,,.... .... .... Lets do right before I die."
Dungeon Master: "Are YOU SuRe? Are you sure you want to do that? Are you 100, no, 1,000% sure that you want to do that? Why not right before you enter the cave because you never heard, saw, or knew of the dragon's existence?? That would be just perfect!"
Character: I am sure. (`0 . 0`)
Dungeon Master Thoughts: "I am done, flipping the table, right now, you dont understand, your going to die, not my fault, I am innocent of your blood, dont hate me." (^●_●^)
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