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To all entities, dreamers and beings that I hold close to my heart, do be warned in advance that I am extremely bored and will be behaving very naughtily. Not in a 'knocks things over like a cat' way, but more in a 'will show a lot of skin to distract you from your work, get you all riled up before leaving you like this with a smirk' type of naughty. So consider yourselves warned
Not sure how I feel about this
If I see you pole dancing in my dreams tonight while dreaming of something specific dada I’ll be very sad
To all entities, dreamers and beings that I hold close to my heart, do be warned in advance that I am extremely bored and will be behaving very naughtily. Not in a 'knocks things over like a cat' way, but more in a 'will show a lot of skin to distract you from your work, get you all riled up before leaving you like this with a smirk' type of naughty. So consider yourselves warned
Not sure how I feel about this
Hi daddy! Umm I have a question… if I wanted some shark onesies and stuff like that would it be okay? I just love sharks they’re just so cool!
Of course you may have shark onesiese and other shark-themed items, my dear Arden :)
FUCK YEAH! *does a little celebration dance before settling* thank you! You’re the best!
You are most welcome, Arden :)
Oooo! I made shark cookies with my cookie cutters!!! *passes around a plate* and there are gummy fish for the shark cookies to eat.
:) Thank you, dear
THEY ARE SO CUTE!!!!! *polietly takes a cookie before eating it* thank you! *cookie crumbs fall out of my mouth a little*
Hi daddy! Umm I have a question… if I wanted some shark onesies and stuff like that would it be okay? I just love sharks they’re just so cool!
Of course you may have shark onesiese and other shark-themed items, my dear Arden :)
FUCK YEAH! *does a little celebration dance before settling* thank you! You’re the best!
You know what have another
While I do find it oddly sweet that her majesty Titania had given me a gift through my wife, I still have not touched the box. For concern of what could lie within in the box. It has been a while since we had an incidents in the Dreaming, and I do not wish to ruin that streak by trying to satisfy my curiosity.
Well I don’t know that saying that outloud helped either, probably jinxed it.
Knock on wood or something next time then we don’t have to worry so much
To hide in a corner, away from prying eyes, waiting for some unsuspecting dreamer or entity to walk my way...so that I can bap at their face with my fingerless cat paw-shaped mittens to my heart's delight, only relenting if they beg me to cease. That is how I wish to spend this lovely evening : being a menace to all who resides in my realm
Please do not test me today
*pushes your hands away as you bap*
I may look like a sweet pup but I will bite today
I am not attempting to bap you, Arden. I was merely aiming for one of the sentient plushies and now, they are aware of my intentions. Oh, how lovely, they have all scattered elsewhere.
Sentient plushies are a thing!
That’s actually kinda cool but also weird if you think about it
Well I suppose that are they are 'odd', since I am the one who created them. The one that I was trying to bap was the long, floppy eared rainbow bunny one, with the very large black eyes. All of the rainbow ones have those eyes.
Mmm well if you ever feel like creating any other may I suggest a hell wolf?
And no it’s not the same thing as a hell hound, though hell hounds are cool to ya know what just a wolf is fine Hell wolves are fucking huge like maybe bigger then Corinthian
I am afraid that if where to attempt such a thing, it would result in something so horrific, Mervyn just might wither away from the sight itself, for the plushies are all strange and unusual.
Well Mervyn doesn’t know what excite is does he? Actually I shouldn’t say that I did show Lucienne something I wrote to which she proceeded to look at me as if I had grown a extra head, though most of my story writings make no sense unless your me.
But regardless I’m going to venture outside and lay on the ground so I can sleep under the stars, being in that padded room is tiring and I need a change of scenery
To hide in a corner, away from prying eyes, waiting for some unsuspecting dreamer or entity to walk my way...so that I can bap at their face with my fingerless cat paw-shaped mittens to my heart's delight, only relenting if they beg me to cease. That is how I wish to spend this lovely evening : being a menace to all who resides in my realm
Please do not test me today
*pushes your hands away as you bap*
I may look like a sweet pup but I will bite today
I am not attempting to bap you, Arden. I was merely aiming for one of the sentient plushies and now, they are aware of my intentions. Oh, how lovely, they have all scattered elsewhere.
Sentient plushies are a thing!
That’s actually kinda cool but also weird if you think about it
Well I suppose that are they are 'odd', since I am the one who created them. The one that I was trying to bap was the long, floppy eared rainbow bunny one, with the very large black eyes. All of the rainbow ones have those eyes.
Mmm well if you ever feel like creating any other may I suggest a hell wolf?
And no it’s not the same thing as a hell hound, though hell hounds are cool to ya know what just a wolf is fine Hell wolves are fucking huge like maybe bigger then Corinthian
To hide in a corner, away from prying eyes, waiting for some unsuspecting dreamer or entity to walk my way...so that I can bap at their face with my fingerless cat paw-shaped mittens to my heart's delight, only relenting if they beg me to cease. That is how I wish to spend this lovely evening : being a menace to all who resides in my realm
Please do not test me today
*pushes your hands away as you bap*
I may look like a sweet pup but I will bite today
I am not attempting to bap you, Arden. I was merely aiming for one of the sentient plushies and now, they are aware of my intentions. Oh, how lovely, they have all scattered elsewhere.
Sentient plushies are a thing!
That’s actually kinda cool but also weird if you think about it
To hide in a corner, away from prying eyes, waiting for some unsuspecting dreamer or entity to walk my way...so that I can bap at their face with my fingerless cat paw-shaped mittens to my heart's delight, only relenting if they beg me to cease. That is how I wish to spend this lovely evening : being a menace to all who resides in my realm
Please do not test me today
*pushes your hands away as you bap*
I may look like a sweet pup but I will bite today
It would seem that my new security measure is working better than I had hoped, so as a celebration I am throwing a slumber party here, in the Dreaming. As per usual, there is a table full of food, snacks and all sorts of sweet treats for all of the guests in attendance, as well as juices and other beverages to keep all of you dears hydrated this evening. I shall partake in the festivities later, for while I am wearing my little rainbow-teddy bear onesie, there is still some matters that need tending to, such as making a gift for 'She Who Resides In The Great Potato Chip Bag' and one for 'The Darkness To My Light'. To show the former just how much I appreciate our blooming friendship and to give the latter a little something to show how much I love, cherish and adore him... it is also simply because i wish to see him put on the little gift so that i can burn the perfect sight into my mind
I’d rather stay in here to be honest with you
*is decorating the padded room with color pages I’ve finished and some little lights that Lucienne was able to get*
And yes I’m using tape no sharp objects are in here except for the scissors to cut some paper for the paper stars but otherwise safe
*looks around the room a moment assessing everything*
It feels like it’s missing something
Hmm..You are quite right, Arden : something could be added to make the atmosphere nicer, the question is what is it?
*looks over my shoulder at you*
We should take a picture! I feel like it would be nice
It would seem that my new security measure is working better than I had hoped, so as a celebration I am throwing a slumber party here, in the Dreaming. As per usual, there is a table full of food, snacks and all sorts of sweet treats for all of the guests in attendance, as well as juices and other beverages to keep all of you dears hydrated this evening. I shall partake in the festivities later, for while I am wearing my little rainbow-teddy bear onesie, there is still some matters that need tending to, such as making a gift for 'She Who Resides In The Great Potato Chip Bag' and one for 'The Darkness To My Light'. To show the former just how much I appreciate our blooming friendship and to give the latter a little something to show how much I love, cherish and adore him... it is also simply because i wish to see him put on the little gift so that i can burn the perfect sight into my mind
I’d rather stay in here to be honest with you
*is decorating the padded room with color pages I’ve finished and some little lights that Lucienne was able to get*
And yes I’m using tape no sharp objects are in here except for the scissors to cut some paper for the paper stars but otherwise safe
*looks around the room a moment assessing everything*
It feels like it’s missing something
The punishment has been lifted, little dreamers. So please, do enjoy yourselves responsibly in my castle this evening, for the last thing I wish to hear from Lucienne is that the lot of you have misbehaved once again. As for what I shall be doing this evening, well I believe that heading over to a club to drink and dance all my sorrows away for long hours before the carnage resumes would be the best choice for me at presence. Do take care of yourselves, dears
Sorry for getting angry at you daddy
*hands you a letter I wrote*
Read it when you want
*goes to hide in the padded room again*
*slams the door to the padded room close after stepping back inside* well that was a shit idea! And no I’m very much not okay and no I will not speak about it just leave me to my own devices
*sits on the floor and slams my open hand against it*
I was not planning on prying into your issues, for I have a situation that needs dealing with and since small threats do not work as well as they once did, I am forced to take further actions.
Mm well if you feel like it I’m sure Lucienne could give you one of my many journals *is slightly annoyed as I lay on the floor* I’ll be here don’t worry
If I truly wanted to know someone to that degree, I would simply stalk them day and night, not once letting them out of my sight until I have gathered all the information that I desired. I would not waste my time reading someone's journal, for it would be of little help due to the words changing as time goes on. I am many things, yes, but a nosy mother/father incapable of entertaining themselves in ways that do not involve breaching the privacy of others is certainly not one of them.
Never said it was to entertain you
*crosses my arms*
Is that why I see Matthew so often now or is it because he just enjoys watching me like a creep?
. . . . Are you suggesting that I ordered him to watch you so that I could spend my days staring at you? Is this truly how you think that I have been spending the last few hours, watching your mind unravel with glee while Matthew simply...watches like a creep? The Dream Lord asked as calmly as he could, the growing frustration at having to repaint the entirety of the castle while also cleaning the outside after the grim sight that greeted him upon waking causing him to pinch the bridge of his nose
Matthew is also his own person he could just I don’t know take it upon himself to watch me if he really wanted to
*shrugs*
And trust me I wouldn’t want to stare at me either I’m ugly as fuck to be honest with ya
Oh, this is fantastic, truly : as if it was not enough that Corinthian has a bad habit of creeping on other people's dreams for his own entertainment, Matthew has decided to follow in his foot-steps the minute that he went off to space. As if the fact that him being easily bribed with Cheetos puts the entire castle at risk is not an issue by itself, he and Corinthian are both incompetent at their jobs, which then means that things will only get worse, for they always do IN MY REALM FOR SOME UNGODLY REASON!!!
The Dream Lord snapped, his once blue eyes turning to pure black as he gritted his teeth, his hands darkening as sharp, black claws came unsheathe.
*tilts my head slightly*
Do you feel better or worse now that you’ve yelled? I don’t know that Matthew does it intentionally probably trying to help you in some way, you have been stressed lately with the others causing issues. I’m simply in a padded room you created as a way to have a vacation that I really don’t want but absolutely need.
So take it as you will but we do care in our own odd ways just don’t always have the best way of showing or telling you that daddy
AND HOW ON EARTH WOULD MATTHEW STARRING OR SPYING ON YOU POSSIBLY HELP ME, WHEN HIS EYES COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER ELSEWHERE, WHEN I WAS ASLEEP?!!! Forcing himself to lower his voice to prevent himself from screaming one again, the Dream Lord continued, his tone still full of anger and rage If he had simply kept his gaze fixed on the castle's doors, the intruder would not have snuck in so easily, nor would they have able to deface the entirety of it in just one night if I had not been surrounded by incompetent morons.
THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW!
*my voice becoming many and not just one*
YOU HAVE A BRAIN IN YOUR HEAD AND CLEARLY CANT COMMUNICATE VERY WELL OTHERWISE NONE OF THIS WOULD HAPPEN!
*embers start illuminating from me as if I’ll catch fire*
and if you are surrounded by incompetent morons that says more about them then it does you!
*goes silent as I just stare my anger becoming to much*
Upon hearing Arden's words, the Dream Lord began to yell once again, his anger causing the ground to shake underneath them
OH, SO YOU BELIEVE THAT THE DREAMER'S ACTIONS ARE ALL MY FAULT, FOR I MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING SO HEINOUS TO DESERVE IT?!
DO LIST ALL THE THINGS THAT I HAVE DONE, ARDEN, SO THAT I MAY WRITE IT ONTO A BANNER AND HANG IT OUTSIDE OF MY CASTLE SO THAT EVERY ENTITY MAY GAZE UPON IT!!
The Dream Lord then stared back at Arden, his lips slowly curling back into a snarl as a low growl reverberated in his throat.
*stands up with my hands shaking out of anger and rage*
I DIDN’T MEAN ITS YOUR FAULT THEY DEFACED THE CASTLE I SIMPLY MEANT YOU DON’T COMMUNICATE WITH CORINTHIAN OR MATTHEW!
*tries to take a deep breath and mumbles*
I am not my fathers child I am not my fathers child
*looks at you as I just completely go numb and stop feeling my emotions*
I’ll just leave the dreaming, clearly I can’t talk to you and we don’t seem to like one another right now, maybe I’ll visit Azazel or just return to the waking world not like I sleep much anyway
I HAVE GIVEN CORINTHIAN CLEAR ORDERS, YET HE HAD MANAGED TO DISAPPOINT ME ONCE AGAIN, JUST LIKE MATTHEW HAS DONE THIS EVENING!!! FOR INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR JOB, THEY THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE MORE ENJOYABLE TO BEHAVE SO FOOLISHLY, RESULTING IN EVERYTHING TURNING TO SHIT!!
Shaking his head with a growl, the Dream Lord turned away from Arden, his voice stern as he spoke As I have stated before, all exits and entries to the Dreaming are locked at the moment. So no, Arden, YOU shall be remaining here until I decide that the punishment has gone long enough. Now, if you will excuse me, I have an urge to fulfill in the Waking World. With a final glare, Dream stepped out of his realm with a low growl, his snarl still present on his face.
*crosses my arms again still just an emotionless void* so now being in this padded room is a punishment
Your lucky I like it in here
*chuckles lowly* have fun
*slams the door to the padded room close after stepping back inside* well that was a shit idea! And no I’m very much not okay and no I will not speak about it just leave me to my own devices
*sits on the floor and slams my open hand against it*
I was not planning on prying into your issues, for I have a situation that needs dealing with and since small threats do not work as well as they once did, I am forced to take further actions.
Mm well if you feel like it I’m sure Lucienne could give you one of my many journals *is slightly annoyed as I lay on the floor* I’ll be here don’t worry
If I truly wanted to know someone to that degree, I would simply stalk them day and night, not once letting them out of my sight until I have gathered all the information that I desired. I would not waste my time reading someone's journal, for it would be of little help due to the words changing as time goes on. I am many things, yes, but a nosy mother/father incapable of entertaining themselves in ways that do not involve breaching the privacy of others is certainly not one of them.
Never said it was to entertain you
*crosses my arms*
Is that why I see Matthew so often now or is it because he just enjoys watching me like a creep?
. . . . Are you suggesting that I ordered him to watch you so that I could spend my days staring at you? Is this truly how you think that I have been spending the last few hours, watching your mind unravel with glee while Matthew simply...watches like a creep? The Dream Lord asked as calmly as he could, the growing frustration at having to repaint the entirety of the castle while also cleaning the outside after the grim sight that greeted him upon waking causing him to pinch the bridge of his nose
Matthew is also his own person he could just I don’t know take it upon himself to watch me if he really wanted to
*shrugs*
And trust me I wouldn’t want to stare at me either I’m ugly as fuck to be honest with ya
Oh, this is fantastic, truly : as if it was not enough that Corinthian has a bad habit of creeping on other people's dreams for his own entertainment, Matthew has decided to follow in his foot-steps the minute that he went off to space. As if the fact that him being easily bribed with Cheetos puts the entire castle at risk is not an issue by itself, he and Corinthian are both incompetent at their jobs, which then means that things will only get worse, for they always do IN MY REALM FOR SOME UNGODLY REASON!!!
The Dream Lord snapped, his once blue eyes turning to pure black as he gritted his teeth, his hands darkening as sharp, black claws came unsheathe.
*tilts my head slightly*
Do you feel better or worse now that you’ve yelled? I don’t know that Matthew does it intentionally probably trying to help you in some way, you have been stressed lately with the others causing issues. I’m simply in a padded room you created as a way to have a vacation that I really don’t want but absolutely need.
So take it as you will but we do care in our own odd ways just don’t always have the best way of showing or telling you that daddy
AND HOW ON EARTH WOULD MATTHEW STARRING OR SPYING ON YOU POSSIBLY HELP ME, WHEN HIS EYES COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER ELSEWHERE, WHEN I WAS ASLEEP?!!! Forcing himself to lower his voice to prevent himself from screaming one again, the Dream Lord continued, his tone still full of anger and rage If he had simply kept his gaze fixed on the castle's doors, the intruder would not have snuck in so easily, nor would they have able to deface the entirety of it in just one night if I had not been surrounded by incompetent morons.
THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW!
*my voice becoming many and not just one*
YOU HAVE A BRAIN IN YOUR HEAD AND CLEARLY CANT COMMUNICATE VERY WELL OTHERWISE NONE OF THIS WOULD HAPPEN!
*embers start illuminating from me as if I’ll catch fire*
and if you are surrounded by incompetent morons that says more about them then it does you!
*goes silent as I just stare my anger becoming to much*
Upon hearing Arden's words, the Dream Lord began to yell once again, his anger causing the ground to shake underneath them
OH, SO YOU BELIEVE THAT THE DREAMER'S ACTIONS ARE ALL MY FAULT, FOR I MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING SO HEINOUS TO DESERVE IT?!
DO LIST ALL THE THINGS THAT I HAVE DONE, ARDEN, SO THAT I MAY WRITE IT ONTO A BANNER AND HANG IT OUTSIDE OF MY CASTLE SO THAT EVERY ENTITY MAY GAZE UPON IT!!
The Dream Lord then stared back at Arden, his lips slowly curling back into a snarl as a low growl reverberated in his throat.
*stands up with my hands shaking out of anger and rage*
I DIDN’T MEAN ITS YOUR FAULT THEY DEFACED THE CASTLE I SIMPLY MEANT YOU DON’T COMMUNICATE WITH CORINTHIAN OR MATTHEW!
*tries to take a deep breath and mumbles*
I am not my fathers child I am not my fathers child
*looks at you as I just completely go numb and stop feeling my emotions*
I’ll just leave the dreaming, clearly I can’t talk to you and we don’t seem to like one another right now, maybe I’ll visit Azazel or just return to the waking world not like I sleep much anyway
*slams the door to the padded room close after stepping back inside* well that was a shit idea! And no I’m very much not okay and no I will not speak about it just leave me to my own devices
*sits on the floor and slams my open hand against it*
I was not planning on prying into your issues, for I have a situation that needs dealing with and since small threats do not work as well as they once did, I am forced to take further actions.
Mm well if you feel like it I’m sure Lucienne could give you one of my many journals *is slightly annoyed as I lay on the floor* I’ll be here don’t worry
If I truly wanted to know someone to that degree, I would simply stalk them day and night, not once letting them out of my sight until I have gathered all the information that I desired. I would not waste my time reading someone's journal, for it would be of little help due to the words changing as time goes on. I am many things, yes, but a nosy mother/father incapable of entertaining themselves in ways that do not involve breaching the privacy of others is certainly not one of them.
Never said it was to entertain you
*crosses my arms*
Is that why I see Matthew so often now or is it because he just enjoys watching me like a creep?
. . . . Are you suggesting that I ordered him to watch you so that I could spend my days staring at you? Is this truly how you think that I have been spending the last few hours, watching your mind unravel with glee while Matthew simply...watches like a creep? The Dream Lord asked as calmly as he could, the growing frustration at having to repaint the entirety of the castle while also cleaning the outside after the grim sight that greeted him upon waking causing him to pinch the bridge of his nose
Matthew is also his own person he could just I don’t know take it upon himself to watch me if he really wanted to
*shrugs*
And trust me I wouldn’t want to stare at me either I’m ugly as fuck to be honest with ya
Oh, this is fantastic, truly : as if it was not enough that Corinthian has a bad habit of creeping on other people's dreams for his own entertainment, Matthew has decided to follow in his foot-steps the minute that he went off to space. As if the fact that him being easily bribed with Cheetos puts the entire castle at risk is not an issue by itself, he and Corinthian are both incompetent at their jobs, which then means that things will only get worse, for they always do IN MY REALM FOR SOME UNGODLY REASON!!!
The Dream Lord snapped, his once blue eyes turning to pure black as he gritted his teeth, his hands darkening as sharp, black claws came unsheathe.
*tilts my head slightly*
Do you feel better or worse now that you’ve yelled? I don’t know that Matthew does it intentionally probably trying to help you in some way, you have been stressed lately with the others causing issues. I’m simply in a padded room you created as a way to have a vacation that I really don’t want but absolutely need.
So take it as you will but we do care in our own odd ways just don’t always have the best way of showing or telling you that daddy
AND HOW ON EARTH WOULD MATTHEW STARRING OR SPYING ON YOU POSSIBLY HELP ME, WHEN HIS EYES COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER ELSEWHERE, WHEN I WAS ASLEEP?!!! Forcing himself to lower his voice to prevent himself from screaming one again, the Dream Lord continued, his tone still full of anger and rage If he had simply kept his gaze fixed on the castle's doors, the intruder would not have snuck in so easily, nor would they have able to deface the entirety of it in just one night if I had not been surrounded by incompetent morons.
THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW!
*my voice becoming many and not just one*
YOU HAVE A BRAIN IN YOUR HEAD AND CLEARLY CANT COMMUNICATE VERY WELL OTHERWISE NONE OF THIS WOULD HAPPEN!
*embers start illuminating from me as if I’ll catch fire*
and if you are surrounded by incompetent morons that says more about them then it does you!
*goes silent as I just stare my anger becoming to much*