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This is the official PSA to people waiting for a text from me (or even just a post, do those actually exist?): I am alive, just going through some personal shit + both my laptop and my phone are slowly but surely failing me.
I am the kind of person who needs a lot of solo time when shit goes downhill, but I will be back with a lot of content for Lord of Heroes and a surprise on my side blog. Sorry for disappearing, life is overbearing some times.
Well.
Most times.
please don't let me draw the personified sea god and the ikemenified lumisade catfish together please
Do it
Johan Birthday Week Day 2: Friends/Family
Astrid teaches Johan how to use his sword to fly like an exorcist in a wuxia.
Joshua: hey... I've been wanting to say this but I held back for a long time. I hope you'll accept what I will say because... I had you in my thoughts when I was making this incredibly important decision.
Joshua, inhaling and exhaling slowly: I.. I want to quit this tiring and exhausting job I've been task with against my will. Will you help me?
Kartis:
Kartis: I'm your boss
Joshua: yes
Kartis: I'm your boss. I'm the one who gave you that "tiring and exhausting job" and you're saying all these things to me?
Joshua: bitch did I stutter?
How the characters curse: Lord of Heroes, Rulers Edition
Lord: Keeps it PG to not be a bad influence on the younger knights. Idiot, stupid, bastard, damn are all allowed.
Charles: A proper gentleman, doesn't even say "damn."
Laphlaes: Usually soft spoken. Actually thinks "shit" a lot.
Dhurahan: Doesn't curse. Screeches like a hawk instead.
Rosanna: Swears like a fucking sailor, and is quite inventive too. Actually, the sailors blush when they hear her.
Lumie: Gasps when somebody says "Damn."
Aslan: Is used to swearing because mercenaries are not exactly known for their manners. Is not aware "Fuck" isn't PG.
Vanessa: Looks like a proper lady. Swears a lot under her breath when nobody can hear.
Kartis: Doesn't keep it PG at all. Says "fuck" a lot.
[Awkward Post Victory Dinner]
Laphlaes: President Rosanna, kindly pass the salt please...
Rosanna: No problem
Rosanna: *stands up from her seat and walks all the way to the other side of the table and grabs Charles by the arm*
Charles: ??? What do you want, shrimp?
Everyone:
Rosanna: Laphlaes wants me to pass you. You salty bitch
Laphlaes: *gasps* No...
Everyone:
Monarch: No...
I know everybody ships Kartis/Lord except me and I guess my mom who doesn't play Lord of Heroes, but listen here.
Kartis and Lord.
Working together.
And insulting each other on a regular basis because they can't stand each other.
You can read it as sexual tension if you'd like, I won't stop your shipping heart, but imagine them working together and in the meanwhile at diplomatic meetings they talk like
Kartis: "Excuse me,bitch, could you pass me the salt?"
Lord: "Sure, bastard."
Kartis: "How kind of you, stupid cunt."
Lord: "Still resent me because I didn't allow you to die like the coward you are?"
Kartis: "Of course not, I am so happy I get to spend the rest of my life by the side of the crybaby who put my Knights in shackles."
Lord: "Piss off."
Kartis: "Fuck you."
Charles, pushing his chair back to get up: "Well, this lunch hasn't become awkward at all."
Rosanna, as she keeps eating: "Just ignore them. They are doing a good job at ignoring US."
Kartis: "Oh no, please, Charles, don't leave. We were very rude-"
Lord: "Wow, kind to Charles but not to me. Not THAT'S insulting."
Kartis: "Last time I checked he wasn't the one to throw my viceroy in jail-"
Charles: "DO NOT PULL ME IN THIS IDIOTIC BANTER OF YOURS."
Dhurahan: "Is... Is this a weird human thing I don't understand...?"
Aslan, putting more food in his plate: "Just eat and forget, Dhurahan. Just eat and forget."
Laphlaes, in a whisper: "What about the importation taxes? Didn't we come here to discuss importation taxes...?"
Lord: "Of course we were here to talk about importation taxes. I suggest taxes on products from Gallus get 200% higher."
Kartis: "Petty little-"
lord of heroes but twilight au w the lord as bella and kartis as edward
Monarch: I know what you are...
Monarch: you're impossibly fast... and strong.
Monarch: your skin is...pale white...and ice cold
Monarch: your eyes change color...
Monarch: and sometimes you speak...like... like you're from a different time
Monarch: how long have you been a hoe
Kartis: a while
Monarch: I know what you are
Kartis: say it... out loud
Kartis: say it!!
Monarch: A TIME TRAVELLING WHORE!!!
Okay but who is Jacob.
johan clearly
lord of heroes but twilight au w the lord as bella and kartis as edward
Monarch: I know what you are...
Monarch: you're impossibly fast... and strong.
Monarch: your skin is...pale white...and ice cold
Monarch: your eyes change color...
Monarch: and sometimes you speak...like... like you're from a different time
Monarch: how long have you been a hoe
Kartis: a while
Monarch: I know what you are
Kartis: say it... out loud
Kartis: say it!!
Monarch: A TIME TRAVELLING WHORE!!!
Okay but who is Jacob.
Oh my God I woke up to so many tags under a thread of "a wonderful blog that makes you happy", my cold heart is melting.
What did I even do to deserve the mentions. T^T
Dark!Johan, filming himself: For some reason, I'm attracted to dumbasses. Wait and see.
Dark!Johan, pointing the camera to Light!Joshua: Hey stupid, who painted The Mona Lisa?
Light!Joshua, having tea: Leonardo DiCaprio?
Dark!Johan, on the background: Fuck, you are so hot.
[during a meeting]
Rosanna: I have an easier proposal.
Monarch, sighing: Please no, we can't tie Charles up and send him as bait to the enemy.
Rosanna: I no longer have an easier proposal.
Helga: Rosanna...
Rosanna: I'm just saying... but you're right. They won't even take him as hostage. They'll outright kill him. He's useless.
Charles III: HEY! I'M RIGHT HERE!
Charles, spraying a perfume:
Rosanna: what's that smell?
Charles: perfection.
Rosanna, scrunching her nose: no it smells more like disappointment and disgust
Aslan, spraying a perfume:
Rosanna: oh god what's that's smell again
Aslan, happily: oh... I'm using a perfume Solphi gave me.
Rosanna: you smell like a baby prostitute
Harvest Festival full picture.
I once again ask the Premium Players to share the picture hiding behind the paid gifts, please. 🥺
