yeah could I get uhhhhhhhhhh

26 - bi - cis f - aries☀️virgo🌙leo🌅

[adeles]

The Nanny (1993-1999)

[deratyzacja-deactivated20151110]

[babyanimalgifs]

Me thinking about a joke I told last week

[argumate]

what the fuck, that’s way funnier than the screengrabs

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

oof….

Now this is perfection. nice and juicy 

[oppa-homeless-style]

call that a freshlight

[ramenfuneral]

nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

[verygayandverytired]

learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

[nkim-illustrates]

Baby Plant whale, elephant, and deer.

They are from my wordless comic, PLANT. Click on the link below to read:

PLANT story

[r-n-w]

~ 🌿🐾w i l d   s h a p e s 🐾🌿~

[gagglescorn]

I can’t afford boomerang so I have to do it myself

[grimesdidthat-deactivated201805]

Isn’t boomerang like.. free?

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

She can’t afford it

[gagglescorn]

I can’t afford it

[newt-moved-deactivated20190515]

[stability]

[young-replica]

[veranova]

fat puthy

[exag-deactivated20161231]

Godddddd

[ekomancer]

“Jeff Wysaski, an artist based in Los Angeles, printed out some fake Halloween costumes and hung them up around a real costume store.”

[slytherinmind]

sorry I’m shitblogging but holy moly

[cannibalfilmphd-deactivated2023]

[tortillah]

teacher: maybe we should move the test?

me: 

[butchflirt]

The republicans seriously posted this unironically

[apisashla]

Me campaigning for attorney general: “I’m an anti law judge. If you do crimes that’s great”

[liache]

i love that we and cats share pareidolia (seeing patterns where they dont exist), but instead of seeing faces in everyday objects like us, they see snakes

that computer cord? snake. string? small snake. cucumber? short fat straight snake

[yiffmaster]

snake pareidolia is one of the strongest things in human minds too! people report freezing mid-stride before being consciously aware of a snake in front of them, and the same happens with coiled rope, etc. in humans and other primates. it’s even been proposed that the need to detect snakes was a factor in the development of primates’ insanely good color eyesight

[ehlbee]

It’s because snakes are wonderful and we must stop and admire them at any cost

[neuters]

please read this

[alexander]

[sadhoc]

women should not be drafted into the US military

nobody should be drafted into the US military

nobody should be forced to participate in imperialist violence. 

[bugcore-moved-deactivated201902]

I’m crying, of all the photos they used…

[bugcore-moved-deactivated201902]

CBS: we’re canceling this show lol

Big Bang Theory Crew:

[theasianinfluence]

Apparently the dude that plays Sheldon is the reason it’s ending, because everybody else wants to keep doing it but he doesn’t

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

imagine the burden he bears

being the fucking bazgina guy

[marshals-to-dictators]

Martyr

[hplovecraftcatname-deactivated2]

THEY OFFERED HIM $50 MIL AND HE STILL TURNED IT DOWN

this dude is more of a hero than any vietnam war veteran ever will