Incorrect quotes go brrrr

all of these have been said to me at some point, fun!

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coming back from the grave for one more addition:

tommy: “aha what if i made a tumblr account wouldn’t that be fun”

phil: “here ill join too, it definitely won’t cause a mass panic of users no of course not”

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ranboo sipping tea and cackling as they scroll through his dash on his secret (not so secret) tumblr account: “y’all didn’t join years ago?”

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coming back from the grave for one more addition:

tommy: “aha what if i made a tumblr account wouldn’t that be fun”

phil: “here ill join too, it definitely won’t cause a mass panic of users no of course not”

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Tommy: “oh sorry i forgot you two were married”

Tubbo/Ranboo: “yeah we’re married legally”

Tommy: “,,,and not,, emotionally??? what??”

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Ranboo: “how old do you think XD is”

Tommy: “im literally religious what kinda question is that-“

Tubbo: “XD is thirty! :D”

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*after the exile arc*

Tubbo: “yeah im sure you’ve changed in the time we’ve been apart”

Tommy: “yeah im more cynical and bitter :)”

Tubbo: “….I meant like,, appearance wise but alright-“

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Ok but question, what’s the difference between c! and cc! I’m new here haha

they’re both used to indicate if you’re talking about the content creator or the character since they sometimes share the same name

(for example when talking about the smp you’d say ‘oh yeah c!dream is morally corrupt’ so people don’t think you’re talking about the literal youtuber dream)

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Tubbo: “there’s nothing better than a warm cheese string on a thursday 🥰”

Ranboo: “,,,what the FUCK-“

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C!Wilbur: “okay here’s an example of a person/self conflict: im driving in a car! bad news: i have severe depression-”

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Niki: “yeah i decided to move to l’manburg to get away from the smp corrupt government”

Wilbur: “oh the governments corrupt here too just in a different way! :)”

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Last min update because i forgot earlier: i’m going camping for about three weeks, meaning i won’t be updating at all during this time! most of the trip i won’t have signal n all that jazz on so please be patient until i come back, thank y’all!

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Phil: “You’d all fall apart without me seriously when do I get my god damn crown? AND A SCEPTRE. A CROWN AND A SCEPTRE.”

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Techno, mid rant: “-now that runs at around 3000 degrees celsius, what’s that compared to the surface of the sun?”

Phil, just completely Done: “….Am I supposed to answer that, Techno I literally don’t know how hot the surface of the sun is off the top of my head-“

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Thank you @dreamsmpincorrectquotes for inspiring this one! I am stupidly proud of this bee for absolutely no reason.

(Click for better quality)

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(rbing cause this isn’t my main) this is so cool what alfjskfjsk

literally pissboy was a literal bee i stole and put in my lunchbox at school (no harm to the bee, was released shortly) but,,, it’s wild to see him immortalized what

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Tubbo: “….Anyway you wanna hear my list of Forbidden Food?”

Ranboo: “I mean yeah that sounds fun but you have a list??”

Tubbo: “Okay first up we have sea glass-“

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Sorry about the hiatus, I went camping for a few weeks and forgot to post about it here! I’m home now so i’ll keep updating as much as I can!

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Ranboo: “Okay people say monster energy would kill a victorian child but they forget that they used heroin for the common cold, it wouldn’t do shit. With that in mind what do you think would kill a victorian child?”

Phil: “A good meal”

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george, being handed a candy: “oh i’ve never had an blue one!”

sapnap: “that’s... that’s blue”

george, lying badly: “...yeah i know i just wanted to say”