sup pussy

pizza dog is back

[dreamspacenine]

hello

hello

[dreamspacenine]

imagine a gordan ramsey cooking show but for artists

[murolo-moved]

oh? yeah?

[memehumor]

Illusion 100

[grantairefanclub-remade]

why are there bruises on my knees

[egberts]

i snuck into your house while you were sleeping and used one of those doctor reflex tester hammers to beat the shit out of your knees specifically

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

mater has given dobby a gun

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

I FUCKING SPELLED MASTER WRONG

[a-trex]

[brendonsmall-deactivated2022090]

I just wanna smoke weed and kiss someone

[stargazing-enby]

My brain when someone else makes a mistake: ah, it’s okay, we all make mistakes sometimes!

My brain when I make a mistake: IF YOU DON’T CORRECT YOURSELF AND APOLOGISE 203450 TIMES WITHIN THE NEXT TEN (10) SECONDS YOU WILL PERISH

[hafael-archive]

[retrogamingblog]

The Kirby Development team attempts to draw him by hand

[fluffymcmuffins]

remember when macklemore said “walk into the club like whaddup i gotta big cock” and we just let him

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[onlytwitterpics]

[minero-tan]

Can I interest you in Fushigi Neko no Kyuu-chan

[everythingisnightvale]

An accurate discription of my affections for you

[glassgospels]

people with uteri are never gonna have a perfectly flat stomach. they’re always gonna have a little pouch, because that’s where we keep our bees.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

once a month the moon angers the bees

[eelcock-deactivated20170711]

[cybrrbunny-deactivated20250304]

me