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Modest / smug - Riverdale s04e02
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bcnhcrdysâ:
if you want to truly â hannah montana â the fans, we could go wig shopping for you ? itâs times like these that iâm upset i never nicked my roger taylor wig from the costume team. we could have already had half your disguise done. i will totally do it with you. iâll have to think about what to do, since most people have already seen me with long blonde hair. iâll have to do something drastic.
Wig shopping might be perfect since i may need one for my halloween costume once i work it out. My advise would be hip length hair, a man bun in black and colour in your eyebrows too, or a fake mohawk.
hqlilireinhartâ:
Sure, we can go Halloween costume shopping. Your secret is safe with me, dingus.
When did i get roped into Halloween shopping? I was more meaning the backlash you would get for hiding it from the fans for me but thank you for your discretionÂ
hqlilireinhartâ:
You look handsome either way, just saying. Yeah blonde stubble wouldnât look as great, I agree with that. We need to find you a better fake beard. One not as ridiculous looking.
Youâre going to help me find a beard donât let the fans know or youâll start a riot if they think youâre aiding hiding my sexuality from the fans
nxomiscottdhqâ
Iâm not saying that was a bad idea but âm just wondering why you did that?
As an attempt to enjoy a night out with friends in hindsight i should have gone with something that matched the group maybe a hipster shag and beard would have been better.Â
ffskeeryâ:
Is that what you did before? post an Instagram picture of yourself so that they know who you are? man, you are crazy but probably your safest bet is to not put it on any social medias.
I mean in hindsight i should have assumed some people who knew me would be at the theme park i went to it was silly of me not to. It was my downfall.Â
bcnhcrdysâ:
ah, so you were pulling the adam lambert from â bohemian rhapsody â ? mate, that sounds fucking awesome ! i wish i had the guts to go all out in a disguise of some sort. do it ! do it ! do it ! i would pay to see you all decked out in punk gear. i could help you out with the fake piercings if you wanted ?
I wasnât anywhere near that cool, he pulled it off all too well. You probably could one of the best is a different hair colour and style but always go longer, because that makes it less likely you just got a hair cut. Hannah Montana the fans. Weâll have to get out there sometime and maybe both do it.Â
dreamsprouseâ:
But itâs that most convincing way to disguise myself since i have childlike hair follicles on my face that refuse to even produce more than peach fuzz, itâs baby smooth Lili i rarely have to shave how else can i fool people itâs not me other then doning the one thing i canât
A real mustache would probably look okay but that one looked too fake. It looked like.. I donât even know what. Hey, just because you donât have real facial hair doesnât mean you look like a child. You still look good without it. It just works for you.
But imagine how rugged and handsome i could look if i could grow left to its devices stubble like skeet i could make biker jackets look so much cooler. I've just remembered I'm blonde and said stubble would be blonde and look ridiculous with this dark hair i have for the show. Ill have to buy a better fake beard.
What?
xosophiabushâ:
Even the manliest of men cannot pull off a fake beard. So donât feel bad. I have actually gone out as a male a few times when I was wanting to be incognito. It worked wonders and I got a new look on things when it came to men and women when I was out at the bars in Chicago.Â
does wonders for a mans masculinity to be told they canât pull off going out in a male disguise but the woman telling them they canât has herself. But the idea of using a different sex as a disguise while probably interesting to attempt doesnât really bode well as a thing for the lgbt community to witness in the current climate from what iâve understood so i probably wonât do that.Â
xosophiabushâ:
Have you ever thought about trying to do a female body suit instead of going dressed as a guy? Â
Good attempt though, least you tried. I give you props for trying.
Is this a hint i donât pull off being my own sex well enough to embody another male?
I knew i was a little feminine looking but wow maybe i need to go for drag to be believableÂ
gomz-selnaâ:
I never want to see that look on you again. Ever.
why are people so against me having facial hair i just want to pretend to be a real man for onceÂ
hqlilireinhartâ:
That fake hair was absolutely terrifying. Iâm saying this as a friend, donât ever wear it again. It didnât work, bud.Â
But itâs that most convincing way to disguise myself since i have childlike hair follicles on my face that refuse to even produce more than peach fuzz, itâs baby smooth Lili i rarely have to shave how else can i fool people itâs not me other then doning the one thing i canât
I went to a theme park today dressed as a trucker guy to deter fans and go incognito, it didnât work, iâm thinking full beard and sunglasses next time and maybe a ginger wig, or i may go full punk rocker look with coloured hair fake face jewellery and maybe a couple face tattoos, and maybe i might not post a selfie on Instagram before i go so people donât know what i look likeÂ
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