Just Winging It

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. 

[xenosagaepisodeone]

the duplicitous and scheming radical left tricked me into eating too much rice and now my tummy hurts

[xenosagaepisodeone]

democracy dies in darkness……

[pisces-comet]

[toastbutteregg]

[kaijuno]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: now at the buffet: Cruch Papers, Skin Milk, Oatmeat, Hand Soup, Marsh Potao, Nugmet, Chichen Nuggest, and Cheam Creams

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[30-minute-memes]

Wanted: Orange Cat

[theatsymbol-deactivated20210220]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.thisisinsider.com/garfield-cat-dinner-party-2018-8

A woman successfully borrowed an orange cat for a Garfield-themed dinner party for her kids, and should really win 'Mom of the Year'

Clara Edwards, a mother of two in Oklahoma, crowdsourced an orange cat to borrow for a Garfield-themed lasagna dinner party for her kids. He

[hurricane-overseas]

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

[mystolenlullabies]

This is so pure

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I have to wonder if the cat had a confusing day. “In cat carrier… in car… VET?! No; tasty food with kids in strange house. Now home again? Okay??”

[collapsedsquid]

[thesquidgame]

[sa2ha]

[legoguy9875]

The last video’s thumbnail is the last thing the uploader saw before Pancake killed them.

[ventussolder]

[broteampill-deactivated20200407]

[bacardis-leghair]

mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge

[the-worm-man]

Every Friday. Every Friday i either see this post or live in fear of seeing it. I can’t wake up and say ‘it’s friday’ anymore without thinking of this post. I am living a nightmare and it’s your fault

[catzgba]

(at a gay bar)

a gallon of milk for the lady at the end of the counter, please

[rcktpwr]

the bartender pulls her titty out and gets to work

[catzgba]

[srsfunny]

An Idea To Prevent A Nuclear War

[pocketrunner]

“My suggestion was quite simple: Put that needed code number in a little capsule, and then implant that capsule right next to the heart of a volunteer. The volunteer would carry with him a big, heavy butcher knife as he accompanied the President. If ever the President wanted to fire nuclear weapons, the only way he could do so would be for him first, with his own hands, to kill one human being. The President says, “George, I’m sorry but tens of millions must die.” He has to look at someone and realize what death is—what an innocent death is. Blood on the White House carpet. It’s reality brought home.” - Richard Fisher, Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists (1981)

[north-bi-northwest]

Never forget that part of the reason this system was never implemented was that when he presented it to his colleagues, their response was IIRC “George, that’s terrible! If he has to take an innocent life, he may never press the button.”

[maeamian]

why would u leave this in the tags!

[firebreathingeli]

Problamatic show: Totally Spies!

Discuss.

[yoshthethird]

This.

[chrisisjustalie]

tumblr mobile won’t load but I bet it’s the fucking mirror lasers

[vikander]

Are you gonna tell us to smile now? Call us ‘sweetheart’?

[surprisebitch]

this iconic scene shits on every action movie

[ghoul-wizard]

Mutuals if you want to interact simply pass through this foggy gateway nothing bad will happen

[wizardshark]

Oh boy i can’t wait to reblog this post with no repercussions!

[insomniac-arrest]

nothing fills my heart with more violence than the sight of a naked wrapping paper roll

this is how Cain killed Abel

[chaos-goblin-time]

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from on the head

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[pinchpork]